Stormwind’s Garrison Tested, Darkshire Ravaged

Into the Cheese Hut.

Into the Cheese Hut.

I'd like ta place a bid fo' 1000g on ALLIANCE GUARDS

I’d like ta place a bid fo’ 1000g on ALLIANCE GUARDS

These guards seem to be low on Vitamin Shadow. See how they can barely stand upright?

These guards seem to be low on Vitamin Shadow. See how they can barely stand upright?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Da Grim sent a crack squad o’ killahs ta test Stormwind’s defenses. Aftah infiltratin’ da hooman city’s premier Cheese Shoppe, da Horde forces languidly fought der way out da city gates, havin’ claimed sum du fromage ta put on der omelettes. Finally we be gettin’ sum acshun; Alliance adventurers begin respondin’ ta da klaxon call. Outside da Stormwind Gates, da Grim defeated each incursion ba skirmishin’ Alliance, until an assault team undah da command o’ da hooman priest Teed caught da Horde troops inside Goldshiyah.

 

I know, let's go for a lovely stroll in the park... BY THE LIGHT THERE GOES GEOFFREY!!

I know, let’s go for a lovely stroll in the park… BY THE LIGHT THERE GOES GEOFFREY!!

Alright, finally da cavalry arrive. Took ya long enuff.

Alright, finally da cavalry arrive. Took ya long enuff.

Ocean's Twelve: The Round Up ((Not the best movie, but damn a catchy song))

Ocean’s Twelve: The Round Up
((Not the best movie, but damn a catchy song))

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Driven back from Elwynn Forest, da Grim slayahs hopped ovah da rivah ta strike Darkshiyah. An adorable gatherin’ o’ lil’ goslings wuz dispersed wit’ axe, sword an’ spell. Howevah, da Grim presence ‘ad not gone unreported. Teed’s forces arrived from Stormwind an’ engaged in a rooftop battle wit’ da Grim, vanquishin’ dem an’ drivin’ dem outta da town.

Caught between da city’s guards, a po’ tactical position an’ unrelentin’ pressure from da Alliance troops, da Grim peformed anotha strategic withdrawal in ordah ta summon Darrethy o’ da Blackguard, an ally whose mastery ovah da Fel be well-recognized.

 

The Round Up - Reprise

The Round Up – Reprise

Sumtimes joo jus' got ta pahtay.

Sumtimes joo jus’ got ta pahtay.

Let's keep dis partay bouncin'! UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

Let’s keep dis partay bouncin’! UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Repositionin’ demselves ta da west o’ da town, da Grim an’ der allied forces formed up battle lines an’ began anotha push inta Darkshiyah. Teed’s forces, as troo’out da night, responded rapidly an’ tried ta stop da advance. Howevah, da Grim ‘ad bin learnin’ from der enemies all night, an’ da Mandate kept dem strong while der foes faltered. Da Commandah Teed wuz slain, deprivin’ ‘er forces o’ mendin’ spells. Wit’ a savagery befit a wild beast, da Grim an’ Darrethy tore apaht da Alliance defense squad, drivin’ dem firs’ back ta town, den ta retreat from Darkshiyah entirely, leavin’ it… ta da Horde.

 

Yeah, we'd walk away slowly from explosions, too.

Yeah, we’d walk away slowly from explosions, too.

PEACE TROO ANNIHILATION!

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