Tol Barad wuz silent. Wit’ near-like tree fists o’ Grim, an’ half a fist’s worth o’ Crimson Fang soldjas, we wuz chompin’ at da bit. Wit’out prey ta hunt, der wuz no need ta remain, so we argued aboot where ta go next. Ashenfury declared that a gud fight could be ‘ad in da Hellfire Peninsula. Hmm, one place hovahs in space, da otha Peninsula an island in da watah. Wundah wut da Loa made o’ dat. While we found roughly tree o’ four hoomans an’ da like prowlin’ around Honah Hold, an’ a lone Draenei priestess, only da local grunts were in presence. An’ we all know ‘ow tough footmon kin be. We visited da local hooman commandah an’ cut ‘im down; da spirit healahs would hav sum trouble gettin’ dat ‘un up agin. Not nearly sated, ah ordered us ta travel ta Ironforge, ta lay siege ta its gates. A gud fight wuz not ta be found ‘ere.
Dat sed, da few blue badges around Hellfire, like dat Draenei priestess, caused mo’ a nusiance den dey shoulda. Da demon-goat rallied anotha an’ ambushed Ashenfury an’ Deminthus. Gotta make sho we keep closed ranks upon leavin’ nex’ time. We set off ba zeppelin an’ arrived at da dwarven city’s entrance. Aftah Goldshiyah, ah waried o’ gettin’ engulfed in anotha tide o’ blue, so ah ordahed our war group ta progress in stages troo da city. Caution kin be well rewahded.
But when der noting around, blow dat shit ta da four winds! Findin’ no resistance, we decided ta pick a target o’ opportunity; da Dwarven Council. Kailei took Muradin, me da terrible two. Ah sed ah ‘ad a grudge aginst da Wildhammahs; bastahds bin slayin’ Trolls in da Hintahlands fo’ long time, killin’ our kin, an’ lettin’ dose scruffy arse bird tings loose aboot da place. Dey kill children, joo know. Shit real nasty too ta boot.
Da Alliance musta bin neglectin’ der stunty brothas. We ‘ad little trouble cept fo’ da council an’ da squat pots. Unlike footmen, dey kin acshully cause a bit o’ trouble. Who’da tought bein’ shortah meant bettah? We’d nearly slain da Dark Iron princess ba da time anybody ‘sides guards showed up. Wut Ironforge be doin’, consortin’ wit’ dat lot be beyond ma ken. But ba da time we’d shifted ta da blue an’ pink dwarf, da cavalry wuz startin’ ta arrive. But dey be no match fo’ da Grim an’ da Fangs. We kept gud ordah, drivin’ out ta destroy massin’ opposition befo’ returnin’ ta our grim task. Wildhammah wuz down, an’ all dat remained wuz da Bronzebeard’s brotha.
Muradin be no Magni. Da Mountain’s brotha fell, an’ tho da shades o’ Moira an’ Falstad wuz back ta give battle, it wuz time ta make gud our victory an’ exit da scene. We battered our way troo guards an’ ‘ad an easy time o’ reachin ‘da Deeprun. Every’un wanted ta go on a train ride, so ah wuzna gonna sey no. That sed, best way ta pour salt in da wound o’ da foe be ta defeat wit’out bein’ defeated. At da end o’ our lil trip, ah ordered a portal ordah back ta Orgrimmah. Da Grim an’ its allies ‘ad struck wit’ a war group an’ a half, an’ left da dwarf leadahs strewn across da floor. Peace troo Annihilation.
Among dose in taday’s patrol, be listed Ashenfury, Arrothien, Kailei, Bryii, Deminthus, Nalfy, Nyali, Rujaa, Pulloo, Daviani, Dunbartric, an’ Guduk. Let it be noted, dat Kyune, Adamaris an’ Sikta o’ da Crimson Fang assisted in da slayin’ o’ da Dwarven Council an’ Danath Trollbane.
End report,
Wordbearer Leyu’jin
