Emmons

[Emmons]

Grim Application For Emmons

How did you hear about The Grim?
- I was in The Grim for approximately 5 years. I was drunk one night and joined it. It was the best mistake I have ever made.

What experience do you have with internet forums? Do you check them frequently or infrequently?
- I check them frequently if there is fresh content or important notices posted frequently. I check them daily at a minimum.

What sort of role-playing experience do you have? Would you consider yourself a beginner or Gary Gygax?
- I am literally Gary Gygax unfortunately my birth certificate and all forms of government identification were lost in a recent fire so I will be unable to prove this.

The Grim are considered a Lawful Evil guild. Do you have any experience playing a character of this alignment or a character archetype that believes in structure with evil intent?
- I work for a Lawful Evil organization IRL so this will not be a problem for me.

Have you been part of any other guilds in World of Warcraft? If so, who were they and what server do or did they reside on? Let us know of your experience with them and what made you decide to either leave or continue to stay.
- Yes, Stone Temple Pirates. It was a Grim alt guild. I might still have a character in it, I really haven't logged onto any of my alts in about 3.5 years.

Are you applying on an alt (non-main) character? If so, what are you looking for here that you are not getting from your main character? If you are feeling honest or adventurous, please let us know who your main is.
- No.

What are your expectations for your character after joining The Grim. What aspect of the game, if any, do you wish to focus on?
- I expect to be harassed by Anaie on a daily basis. I expect to reach level cap and then go on raids or PvP. Overall I expect to participate in and make grade-A RP.

What is your PvE (player-versus-environment) experience in World of Warcraft? What classes and roles do you enjoy the most in a raid environment? Do you have any PvE experience from other MMO games?
- I have raided almost everything up to The Lich King with varying degrees of success which were entirely Syreena's fault which I have in writing.

What is your PvP (player-versus-player) experience in World of Warcraft? What classes and roles do you enjoy the most in a PvP environment? Do you have any PvP experience in other MMO games?
- I have done arenas, battlefields, and server-crashing world PvP events. I have played EVE online for a few years so literally nothing in WoW will be able to get my morale down.

Did you read and understand our guidelines on character names, listed at the beginning of this application? (Please note, if your name does not fall within our guidelines and you do not want to do a name change, you are more than welcome to apply under a different character.)
- Yes, Blizzard would not accept Emmonsofhousebaratheon so I had to drop the last half.

How is your computer performance when playing World of Warcraft? What is your FPS/load times during heavy graphical or high population times? Is your internet connection stable?
- I get 60 FPS in Crysis and have a steady ~85 mbps down connection.

Provide an armory link to your character.
-http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/t ... ons/simple
I think that is it. Battle.net was barely a thing when I last played.

Do you have anything further to add?
- I have almost 40,000 gold on my trader alt. I grew this from a 300 gold investment during my last 1 month of Wrath in 2010. This isn't important and I don't know if it is a lot of gold now but I consider it my greatest achievement not only in WoW but in real life as well. I am also fluent in Dari so if we run into any Afghans I can interpret for the Grim.

[Greebo]

What, no Pushtu?

[Emmons]

No, Pashto/Pashtu/Pushtu/Pakhtu/Pukhtu/Pakhto is a crazy devil language that makes no goddamn sense as is evident by their inability to decide what to call it.

[Anaie]

I shall harass you to meet all expectations!

[Syreenna]

Admitted!