Just Squark

[Squark]

*This parchment has been sloppily written and nailed carelessly to a random tavern wall.*

Dear Grimsters,

I was told to introduce myself by Qarosimae in order to join ranks with all of you. I am not really big on introductions but I will try my best.

I am Squark. Just Squark. I used to play guitar for a band called "Bombsquad" before my home island blew to kingdom come. I'm sure it was a pretty big deal to everybody but I really didn't care. I'll just make my home someplace else.

After some crazy adventurous hub-a-baloo I ended up in Ogrimmar being trained further in being a Shaman. I really don't know what to make of all this elements jazz but as long as its keeping coin in my pockets and my neck in one piece I can't complain. Besides, there just seems so be something razzy about all the magic that my totems suck out of the ground. Makes me feel like one of the gods or something.

So I suppose you are all wondering why I want to join your crew? I'll just lay it out like this. I want to see if this Deathwing son of a gun is real. I mean, seriously, when my island was wrecked and everyone was saying some crazy dragon did it I was like "No way!"

I also know that the Alliance has some issues. No to say I don't but what is their deal? I mean, always coming up into Horde lands and making fights with us for no reason. One day I'll end up being in some town and some blue tabard will be giving me some beef and that just ain't happening.

So I guess that's it. Isn't that something?

Just Squark.