Gazrit Goldgasket

[Aquizit]

(IC) What name or title do you go by?
Gazrit Geargrinder Goldgasket, at your service.

(IC) What is your gender and race?
I'm a goblin, guy at that. And 'fore you ask, I ain't one of those Steamwheedle boys! I'm a Bilgewater Cartel goblin through and through.

(IC) What is your class in life? Why did you choose to follow this class?
I uh... I deal with the elements, yeah? Most of the Horde calls it shamanism, I call it a fair deal.

(IC) How would you describe yourself?
I get the job done, bub. Whether it's by violence, coercion, blackmail, or even.. -gulp- coin, it gets done. That bein' said, I'm real good at makin' sure the interests that need to be served keep gettin' served, if you know what I'm sayin'.

(IC) How many "Honorable" Kills do the Battlemasters currently have recorded for you?
Nada, zilch, zippo! C'mon guys we only were admitted into the Horde last week!

(IC) What drives you in life? How would the Grim benefit from having you among its ranks?
That lovely shine, the seducing aroma, that I can buy whateva I want! It's all about the coin, my friends. Now uh, that don't mean that I don't work! On the contrary a smart goblin knows that there's always somethin' somewhere that someone will pay for to get done. I just.. make sure that I'm in the right place at the right time, yeah? And uh, I make sure that the competition might uh... have a harder time, ya know?
But what I can do for you, that's all you care about. Now I ain't saying that's a bad thing! After all we all look out for ourselves, I sure do. Either way -- you ever see an earth elemental that's been modified? Yeah I said modified, y'know -- like with explosives. Lemme tell you, not for nothin', but it's satisfying watching what the power of the world plus some good ole goblin ingenuity can do.

(IC) What did you do prior to The Grim?
I worked for Gallywix on Kezan. I had about five goblins under me, and was ready to take over the cartel before Deathwing showed up!

(IC) What are your thoughts on the pact between the Alliance and the Warchief Thrall?
Hey, it was good for business for the Steamwheedle, but I don't think I've got any place for that in my flow chart here. Listen, between you and me here, I know where the power is. I mean, look back at the Wrathgate.. the Lich King didn't take no human to be his Deathbringer, he took an orc. Can't argue with survival of the fittest, can ya?

(OOC) The Grim is a role-playing guild that requires full immersion (heavy RP) of their members. What does that mean to you?
It means the same that it's meant for the past three years (or has it been longer?). It's what I know and enjoy about WoW, as it adds an extra dimension of gameplay.

(OOC) The Grim are considered a Lawful Evil guild, ruled by structure and a defined chain of command with the intent to see the complete annihilation of their enemies. How does your character's personality and storyline follow the Grim Mandate? Is there any conflict between how you want to play your character and the theme of the Grim? If so, what do you expect out of joining us?
While I could consider the goblins more Chaotic Neutral, the goblins do have two things going for them:
1. Do whatever it takes to get the job done.
2. Do whatever it takes to survive.
I like the goblins in the Horde, and the way they like to prove themselves kinda fits in with the Grim to an extent, because they will do WHATEVER to make sure they're not banished or killed.

(OOC) What sort of role-playing experience do you have, online or off-line? Do you consider yourself a beginner or Gary Gygax?
You could say I have some experience.

(OOC) Do you have any previous WoW experience? (PvP, Raiding, Battlegrounds, Different Servers, Different Guilds, Different Factions, etc.)
Lots. I've been doing this for a looong time.

(OOC) Is this character a server-transfer or has it been renamed recently?
Nope, it'll be brand new starting Dec. 7

(OOC) Is this an alt of a current full Grim member? If so, what full member?
I am Aquizit! This character will be replacing Quiz as a main.

(OOC) What are you, the player, looking for in the Grim? What are your expectations of the guild?
The same thing I've had for the past few years.

(OOC) When joining the Grim, each new applicant will be matched up with someone to help them get into the swing of being Grim. In order to coordinate this, we will need to have a fair approximation of your play schedule. Please give a general outline below, OR if you wish to keep it private, send a PM to Xondor.
I'll be around for about a week and a half then off to Florida for 3 weeks for Christmas and New Year's.

(OOC) Please provide an armory link to your character for verification.
Does not exist yet.

(IC/OOC) Do you have anything further to add?
Yeah you guys do this uh.. watcha call it, Peace through Annihilation? Lemme make a couple contacts and I'll have enough bombs and rockets to annihilate whateva you want, baby.

[Greebo]

Again these fools think that we judge them by how cheaply their loyalty can be bought from us. Is there not a one on that blighted island who lusts for the peace of the grave and spurns monetary distractions. The more I see, the more I think that it was a mistake to open our arms to them. Who was it who crafted Deathwing's armour?

[Inzema]

We know Gnomesss didn't do it. He'd turn into a chicken in a sssecond flat if they did.

[Xondor]

Is this green elf thing too?

When green elf things start think they become Grims? Why Xondor no get notice of this?

Hmm. Xondor have one of Xondor people find green elf and talk to it.

((youre suppose to make a new login to post these ya doofus))

[Gazrit]

[
Here's your Gazrit name. I won't be online during the 'midnight' launch cause.. that's 2am for me and I've a 9am class to go, and then a 3 hour film class after that. So I'll be around tomorrow night, Xondor.
]

[Xondor]

Admitted.