Re: Tings Wut Was, Tings Wut Is. ( history Lesson)

[Bloodscream]

Da Titans an da Burnin Legion.

I spose is only place to start, da beginnin, all da way back to da Bubhosh Boom.
Wut we know is dat in da beginnin, all was chaos; formless, aimless, pointless.
Some will tell you a consciousness guided it, odas will tell you it juss happened. I no here to preach, but fer whuteva reason...

Bubhosh Boom!

Da universe went flyin in every direction. Was all still mostly chaos but now littered wit form, worlds.
Time passed, how much? Who knows  but at some point, da Titans came to be. Deys was massive bein of godlike powah, gentle giants wit no real unerstandin of evil. Dey travelled da cosmos, walkin among da stars da way you or I walks among da trees.

So da titans explored da many worlds of da universe, shapin and guidin, buildin. Dey created mountains, oceans, brought orda an structure to dese worlds, takin steps to ensure da prosperity of dose creatures dey found or created deyr. From world to world dey moved, for thousands upon thousands of years. Time means nutin to a titan.

But dey was not alone.

In da magic filled chaos of dat space between worlds we call da Twistin Nether, creatures of pure evil an chaos, demons, lived. By deir very nature dey were unable to enter da structured worlds wit impunity an dis pissed dem off. Dey didn't want no structure, dey wanted all to be as it was, pure chaos.

In time, some found ways into da structured worlds and started raisin hell on several worlds da titans had already visited. So da titans became aware of dem but still had no real unerstandin of dey evil, of da destructive will to end all life, all form.

So da titans leadas: Aman'Thul, da Highfatha, Eonar da Life Giva, Norgannon da Lore Keepa and Khaz'Goroth da World Shapa ask dey biggest bad, dey toughest tough to be da first vanguard.
He name was Sargeras. A big bronze badass.
So da Titans went back to work and Sargeras started his new job as first butt kicka of da universe.

More thousands upon thousands of years passed. Da titans kept doin wut dey do. Da demons kept tryin to git in and wreck da place, an ol Sargy...well Sargy just started rackin up a body count like da olden days of Alterac Valley times a few million.

Over da millenia, Sargeras met some races wut lived in structured worlds. Two caught his eye: Da Eredar an da Nathrezim. Da Eredar we're da first warlock douchebags who had already used dey powas to enslave oda worlds while da Nathrezim were a race of vampiric creatures. Sargeras whooped da Eredars asses hardcore an lock dem up in a tiny corna of da Nether but dey evil disturbed him. It affected he. He started to lose his way. Oh but sure it took thousands of years but da foul darkness of da Eredar had scarred he and like a festerin wound, he rotted. In da meantime he had to deal wit da Nathrezim an he defeated dem too an locked dem up as well but all dat he saw, all da sick shit dose guys were up to, screwed he up an he went into Harano. Is like a depression wut sometimes hit warrias, dey lose all sense of why dey fight and dey get really really bummed out. Dat shit kin kill ya.

 So Sargeras fell. Not in battle, not in glory but in silence and darkness.

He decided it was all kodocrap an dey was no room for structure or form in da universe, all should be chaos. He decided dat all dis was da titans fault, dat dey had screwed da pooch by doin wut dey did. Da Titans tried to mellow him out... make him see he was losin his marbles...but he no listen, he went all emo an threw a fit and left to find his own way.

On his own, it didn't take him long to go full on bat shiat crazy. He went so mental his body change, get all fiery and angry. He decided to end all life an all creation, decided he would raise an army an wash ova da worlds destroyin all, unmakin...everytin.

He hightailed it ova to where he had locked up the warlocks and the vampire demons, and released da pieces of crap.
Da Eredar an da Nathrezim were free.

Dis is where tings git a little confused. See fer my part I tink everytin bout Velen smells like kodocrap ta me but fer da sake of presentin all I know.

"Apparently" not ALL da Eredar were buttholes, dey was just mostly buttholes. A very butthole-centric society. Anyways, Sargeras releases dem and den tells deys leadas "serve me, I give you big bad mojo." Now dese leadas was Kil'Jaeden, Archimonde an apparently dis not so buttholish Velen.

So Archimonde and Kil'Jaeden are all excited and dis Velen he not sure. He goes to da mountain or sumtin and has heself a vision dat all dis is bad idea so he goes back an tells da oda two is bad idea. Dey probably laugh an steal his pants and den dey run off to go tell Sargeras dey will serve he. Velen apparently grabs his not so buttholish followas and gits da hell out of town, which fer an Eredar means gittin into your big dimension hoppin ship and hittin da gas!

So Kil'Jaeden and Archimonde, dey say yes. Sargeras gives dem big bad mojo. Kil'Jaeden da Deceiver is made recruita fer da armies of Sargeras an Archimonde da Defiler was to be da general of da armies.

First ting Kil'Jaeden did was use his new powah to enslave da Nathrezim givin dem some mojo and creatin da Dreadlords.
Oh an to fit dis Velen feller in here, Kil'Jaeden tell Dreadlords "Find dat wimp, I wanna eat his face." an dey go off lookin fer Velen an his bunch.
Odas, unda da guidance of da Dreadlord Tichondrius set about findin and enslavin races fer da army.
Archimonde also give some mojo away to da baddest Pit Lord he had, namely Mannoroth da Destructor.
Da Burnin Legion was born.

No one really knows how many worlds were destroyed, how many raced wiped from da face of da universe.
Dey been goin eva since and dey still goin, dey out deyr right now.

Oh and dey want you dead.
I'll git to why in a minute, I need a beer...

[Bloodscream]

Aight, where was I? Ah yes, far far away and long long ago das where I was.

So fer a gud long time, das how it went. Da Titans roamed da universe, shapin and guidin and behind dey backs, Sargeras an his Burnin Legion was turnin all to ash.

Well one day, da Titans came upon dis place, wut da pinkskins call Azeroth, stupid pinkskins always givin tings stupid names.

So dey find dis place an OBVIOUSLY dey saw da Kao an Trolls and was impressed... I kin nub tink of anytin else on dis heap dat could have impressed dem. Dey also find da place is crawlin wit elementals wagin war against each oda in da name of some Old Gods. Well dey must have gotten pissed because das da first record I kin find of da titans gittin into a fight, every oda record I find dey had Sargeras do da fightin. Now since by dis stage, is been thousands of years since Sargeras throw his hissy an da demons still been runnin around so I mean, someone had ta be kickin butt. Only logical answa is, da Titans decided to stop bein pussies afta Sargy had a cry and left. So presumably by dis stage, dey been fightin fer a few thousand. Dey probably learn a trick or two.

So da Titans decide dey no like dese old Gods and dese elementals is just wreckin da place an makin it really hard fer da Kao an Trolls to live.
Dey start kicking da holy hell out of da elemental armies wut worshiped da Old Gods. One by one: Ragnaros da Firelord, Therazane da Stonemutha, Al'Akir da Windlord  an Neptulon da Tidehunta got dey butts kicked till was just da Old Gods an da Titans.

Now from wut I uncova, apparently dese Old Gods, was pretty sneaky an had essentially latched dey essences into dis world when it was growin or sumtin, eida way da Titans figure out ya kin nub kill dese Old Gods. Do so an dis whole place goes wit dem.

Da Old Gods is a bit of a mystery in an of demselves. We know some:  C'thun and Yogg-Saron are two. Dey is eida four or five, records conflict. Some may have died in da war but dey thought C'thun was dead an we know dat ain't so  but howeva many was left was chained deep beneath da earth. I find records say four. I find records say five. I find some say three cause was four but C'thun was counted in deyr even dough dey though he was deaded.

Wit da Old Gods defeated an in da slamma, dey powah faded muchly, wut was left of da elemental armies no had enough juju to stay ere by deyselves, dey vanished an was returned to da Abyssal Elemental Plane where dey could fight each oda fer ever an we no care no more. Dis place it started healin an da Titans got to werk, shapin and buildin. Dey make mountains and lakes an stuff an when dey done, dis place have one huge landmass. I assume everyone ere seen a map 'fore?

Well iffen ya look at a map of dis place you see Kalimdor on da left, Northrend up top and da Eastern Kingdoms on da right. Well ya see dat spread of watah in between? Nou neva wonda wut dat terrible ting in da Northern distance is when you take a boat from Ratchet da Booty Bay? Dat terrible ting was once da centre of da continent of Kalimdor. I know iffen ya don't know now you'ze wonderin, wut da hell happened? Elves happened, wut else? Stupid Kaldorei but we'ze not deyr yet,  we'ze back in time when was all one big land mass. We get to stupid elves latah.

So da Titans was all busy makin dis place all neat and shiny, da way dese fellers usually werk from wut I gatha is dey make tings wut help them, like supah engineers but dey makes machines an dey make life. Das a neat trick. I only make machines.

So da Titans made da Sea Giants, da Earthens an da Aesir an da Vanir. Some say dey even made da dragons. My research show da dragons were native to dis place an da titans only juice dem up wut give dem some serious mojo,  anyways, dey made LOTS of stuff to hep dem. Da Sea Giants heped wit da seas...durrrrrr. Da Earthen started diggin, da Aesir an Vanir an da Dragons were charged wit makin sure da Old Gods stayed undaground. Ya clearly dey no trusted dey own prison very much. So when all was said an done, da titans thought dey did pretty good an smack in da middle of da continent dey make a lake wit big bad mojo. Dis lake wut be da source of life, dis places powah cell. Why dey make it? Not sure, maybe das wut was special bout dis place. It happened to be at a nexus of energies or sumtin but fer wuteva reason, dey created da Well of Eternity.

Afta dat dey was mostly cleanin up and makin sure dey no fergets nutin 'fore dey moved on. I guess dey thought da Aesir an Vanir would be enough as jailors fer da Ol' Ones cause da Titans gave da Dragons new jobs 'fore dey left.

Da High Fatha charged up da Bronze dragon Nozdormu, givin him dominion ova time, fate an destiny an makin dem his to protect. Eonar da Life Bringa give mojo to da red dragon Alexstrasza an her kin da green wyrm Ysera. Alex would protect life, Ysera would protect nature. Alexstrasza was made da dragon Queen an Ysera vanished into da Emerald Dream, from deyr to watch ova nature. Khaz'Goroth givinum mojo to da great dragon Neltharion, makin him strongest an keeper of da Deep Places.

Confident dey did gud an everytin was unda control ere, da Titans moved on, an fer a while it was gud.
Den came da stupid elves and ruined it fer everyone but I git to that in a minute. I gotta git anoda beer...

[Bloodscream]

Da Stupid Elves.

 So now we havinum dis huge landmass all full of life an promise, but destiny it seems, is not without a sense of humah.
 Da land prospered an a tribe of Stupid Elves found da lake. Dey build deys crappy little houses near it and just go about da business of being Stupid Elves.
Well da mojo of da lake was big an juss by livin so close to it, da Stupid Elves started to change... dey become immortal and generally more stupid.
Dey worship da moon an dey tink she sleeps in da lake durin da day. So stupid moon priests is all pokin da lake an stuff durin da day lookin fer deyr goddess. Dumbasses.

So it went fer a gud long time. Da Stupid Elves named demselves Kaldorei, probaly cause Stupid Elves didn't look gud on invitations or whuteva.

Dey started explorin an stuff an dey meet da Dragons an amazingly dey let da Dragons alone cause da Dragons were badass an fer da most part were ratha busy being da cops. Dey also meet Cenarius, a nutty old tree fruit wit some big bad mojo. Cenarius is a little fruity but he ok and since he bored and he liked "Woah, dese elves is stupid" he decides to hep dem out, try to make dem less stupid. He teach dem about druid stuff like how a bear poops in da woods an stuff.

So dey grew an grew an soon dey were pretty big an built stuff all ova da place.

Eventually da area around da lake was all da Priests an stuff, still convinced dey God was sawin logs in da lake durin da day. Dey had all da priests livin in dese huge buildins right next to da lake an dey queen, a Stupid Elf named Azshara. So she was like da queen an da high priestess so she was all like "FIND ME GOD IN DA LAKE!" to her servants so dey studied da Lake and poked and prodded.

She called her priests da Highborn or Quel'Dorei an dey were juss like all da oda Stupid Elves cept dey started tinkin dey was bettah.

So eventually wit all dat pokin around, da Stupid Elves find sumtin, not dey stupid Goddess but magic. So bein Stupid Elves dey started playin wit sumtin dey didn't unerstand in da least. Cenarius even come down an say "Hey! Stupid Elves! Stop Dat! You playing wit tings you dun unerstand!" but da Stupid Elves no listen, cause dey stupid.

So NOW dese so called Highborne Stupid Elves start changin. Not like Blood Elves. Dey still Stupid Elves but dey get mean an stuff, dey dun care bout nutin but dey stupid magic an dey start treatin everyone else like poop. So dis one Stupid Elf, Malfurion he notice tings not right an he worried his queen turning from Stupid Elf into Shithead Elf so he start checkin tings out, suspectin sumtin bad was happenin.

He may have been a Stupid Elf but clearly da druid mojo make him smarta den most cause boy oh boy wuz he right.
See like I said, mebbe dis place at a Nexus of ley lines or sumtin but da Well of Eternity tapped into dat powah and da Stupid Elf mages were ALSO tappin into it but dey was just blindly pokin aroun. Well guess wut? Turns out when you werk da mojo from da Well, wut we call sorcerous magic, well if you dun do it right an trust me dey OFTEN dun do it right it sends ripples out into da Nether.

Guess who felt da ripples? Go on...guess.
So it was dat da Stupid Elves, by playin wit shit dey should have left alone, signalled Sargeras an da Burnin Legion who, intrigued by wut he was feelin, followed da Stupid Elves magics like a beacon, callin to da Mad Titan from across da Twistin Netha. Leadin him right to their door and introducin him to sumtin he neva seen before: Da Well of Eternity.

Well now he wanted it.
Nice werk Stupid Elves, know why ya can't find yer stupid Goddess? She hidin cause she ashamed of how fricken STUPID you is.

An so, some ten thousand years ago, a smidge more...Sargeras made his first attempt at claimin da Well. Wut da Stupid Elves refer to as Da War of Da Ancients.
We git to that in a minute, dis beer needs pie...

[Bloodscream]

*munch*
Ragh, tho, whey wuzzy?
*munch* *munch* Where wuz I? Ah ya...

Da first war. Da War of Da Ancients.

So likes I said, da Stupid Elves is playin wit da magic of da Well and dat calls Sargeras ova an now he wants to smoke da whole place and gobble up da Well mojo.
So now you gots millions an millions of demons, Archimonde, Mannoroth an o' course ol' Sargy heself floatin outside dis world in da Netha.

Now some of you might be smarta den odas and by now be wonderin: Iffen tings wut was done in dis place sent ripples out into da Netha, dun dat mean da Well bridges both places? Yes, yes it does. So iffen dat is so den surely da Well kin be used as a gateway between ere an da Twistin Netha. Yes, yes it can.

So Sargy is checkin tings out an projectin his mojo into da Well wut he find? Well da first ting on da oda side o'course, Azshara an her Stupid Elves. So Sargy give er da old sales pitch: Serve me, endless powah, blah blah...dat ol chestnut. Course Azshara an her Stupid Elves were so high on da Wells mojo dey wanted more powah so dey fold like a Gnomish Army knife and start worshipin Sargeras. So Sargy he tell dem he can no give dem da mojo from out ere, dey's gunna have ta open da door. Stupid Elves agree an werk dis biginum ritual wut to open da Well and create massive portal into da Netha.

Now is party time, tanks fer nutin Stupid Elves.
So da Burnin Legion starts pourin in through da portal. All hell breaks lose, literaly.
So da Stupid Elves tried ta fight back, I mean da regular ones not da Priest ones dat were busy hepin to wreck da place wit dey stupid portal.
Da oda ones, respect. Dey fought an died. Only ting wut dey eva do impress Bloodscream. Dey no run. In da face of a demonic army da likes of which had neva even been imagined, dey stood dey ground an died. Inch by inch, dey world wus being destroyed by da stupidity and powah madness of dey queen an her Highborne.

So meanwhile dis druid Malfurion, he tryin ta put togetha sum kind of force wut can make a dent in da Legion. He lookin fer da fruity half God Cenarius. He convince he brudda Illidan to stop with da bad mojo an start wit da helpin save da world from Stupid Elves screw up. Illidan agree and some little poopsy names Tyrande. Now wut you know makes dese two brudas different is dat one; dey wasn't as stupid as da odas, and two, dey was both of them into girl elves an not little boy elves, weird uh? So course dis bizarrely unique situation could only end poorly right? So wouldn't you know it both bruddas is likin da way Tyrandes behind bounces when she walks ya? Course da Tyrande is a bit of freak and she likes da animal luvin so really, Illidan stand no chance against his shape shiftin brudda, so das gunna cause some grumpy stuff.

So dey make dey way to Moonglade at Mount Hyjal an find Cenarius. So dey tell Cenarius wuts wut cause ol Fruity had been stayin in his glade wut wit da Stupid Elves expandin everywhere... he nub wanna go see dem so he stay home, likes I said, he was little fruity but pretty damn cleva. So Cenarius shake his head and mutter sumtin about "Stupid Elves..." an says he help. He say he go git da cops, da dragons who also you'd have think would have noticed demonic legions pourin out of da Well but no, which leads to da natural assumption da da dragons ALSO didn't really talk to Stupid Elves and generally stayed far enough away from the pests to be unaware dat vast armies were now roamin da landscape.

So Cenarius goes to git da dragons. He go find Alexstrasza an da Red Queen shake her head and mutter sumtin bout "Stupid Elves..." and den she send her armies ta fight da demons. So she call her general, Neltharion an tell he is go time. Neltharion an da dragonflights join da fight. Demons start gittin dey butts kicked.
So Demons is everywhere, Stupid Elves an now dragons, is total war.

So now Illidan still all twitchy cause he stopped usin da mojo an is like fricken dust dat shit, it gits in yer head an den you crave it, ya needs it. He brudda is hepin him wit da druid mojo and tryin to keep he chilled and deys figure out what dey next step is. Malfurion dun know dat Azshara an her Highborne is desperately tryin to open da portal big enough so Sargy heself kin come in but he knows all dis is centered round da Well so he starts headin dat way while dey brainstorm fer a plan.

Now juss when tings was lookin a smidge bettah an da dragons were kickin some butt, it all went to crap. Da details as still comin in, I cross referencin some stuff I found recently, but important ting is, durin da battle, Neltharion was corrupted and turned. Neltharion died an Deathwing was born. Most theorists tink dat da Old Gods had been whisperin to Neltharion fer some time den but for whuteva reason, Deathwing now turned and started kick da crap outta everytin. How badass was dis mutha? He single handedly drove back all da oda dragonflights who frankly were probably a smidge demoralized dat dey general had burst into flame and was now killin everyone, demons, elves, dragons...wholesale slaughta.
Eida way, da dragonflights were pushed back and dey bailed.

Da legion resumes kicking da crap out da Stupid Elves and generally wreckin da place.
Malfurion and his crew survive da dragons retreat and now Malfurion knows dey good and truly fracked.
So he make crazy plan. He tell his brudda and Tyrande dat all dis is cause of da Well. Dey gots to shut it down. Now unastan at dis stage dat Well is da source of all dey powah and makes dem live foreva so Illidan an Tyrande dey a little freaked out at da idea. Illidan doubly triply so cause da well is also source of sorcery mojo which he quit and is freakin out about. Tyrande is all puppy eyes fer Malfurion so she agrees dat he probably smarta den her since he druid and she just Stupid Elf.

So dey go back an find Ol' Fruity an tell him dey plan. Cenarius agrees to lead an attack against Azshara's temple so Malfurion and his crew can try an shut down da well. On da way deyr, Illidan can nub take it, he way too scared of wut happen if dey shut da Well down. Baby needs his mojo, waah waah. So he splits and tries to beat his brudda to da temple so he can warn Azshara and her Highborne morons an protect his precious Well. He gits deyr  'fore Malfurion an his crew.

So now Cenarius an his forces is attackin, massive trees, huge bears, spirits... dis Cenarius feller was like a walkin bomb of druid mojo an he was pissed, must have been a grand spectacle. Meanwhile Queeny an her pinheads is enterin da final stages of dey ritual.

Now Malfurion an his crew comes into da great hall where Azshara and her priests are playin wit WAY too much powah, makin da portal biggah an biggah as Sargy's shadow looms from just beyond da veil.

Huge fight breaks out obviously. Malfurion is fightin Azshara and doin ok but durin da fight Tyrande gets skewered by a guard and she goes down. Malfurion blows a gasket and zerks out. He starts kickin da crap out of Queeny.

Now no one saw nutin but somewhere in all dis, Illidan da sneaky bastad went to da edge of da Well. Pulled out dese special vials he have made an filled dey wit watah from da Well.

Malfurion was kickin Queeny so hard she was losin her grip on da giant mojo she was werkin, da mojo started goin haywire. Da vortex of powah wut was brewin in da Well asploded. Dis as you kin probably imagine, was not gud. Tings all around da temple start blowin up as da earth trembled and heaved. Demons armies battled da forces of Cenarius all around da temple and da Well finally caved in on itself and den asploded.

Da earth was torn asunder and the sky was blotted out. Now when I says da earth was torn asunder I mean where one landmass had been now it was gone. Da seas rushed in to fill da massive void and where da Well once stood, a dark and angry vortex would forever churn, dat scar upon dis place we call da Maelstrom.

Here while we wait fer da smoke ta clear from da Stupid Elves destroyin da world, I git me a snack.

[Bloodscream]

So... we havinum fun so far? Cause I'll tell ya this fer free...wut few Stupid Elves survived weren't. I draw small comfort for da fact da Kao were on da south-western edge of Kalimdor I reckon hundreds of thousands of Trolls weren't... dey was just sittin around mindin dey own business when dey whole world asploded. I weep fer my troll bruthas.

So now you gots some Stupid Elves in da watah, dose few who survived. Cenarius obviously survive, he a big bad half God druid...he survive an he probably da reason dat Malfurion an Tyrande survive too. Ya das right turns out she gots run through durin da fight but she was no dead. So now is all buncha Stupid Elves in da watah with Malfurion turn into a seal and be swimmin along. Dey make crappy rafts an stuff and start makin fer da only land in sight, wut we call Kalimdor.

So all da bad bad gone when da Well asploded. No demons, No Deathwing. No one really sure at dat point wut happen to dem but dey far too busy swimmin to worry bout dat. So dey git back to land, I reckon about where da place we call Azshara is now. Dey realize dat in da distance is da mountains that hold Mount Hyjal so Cenarius goin home and he gunna bring wut survived of da Stupid Elves wit him cause he realize now da price of his not wantin to deal wit da Stupids.

Some of da Quel'Dorei survive too an Malfurion say dey can stay cause dey can nub cause anymore problem wit da Well gone.

So dey go to Mount Hyjal ta get some sleep cause dang dey tired. So dey go down into da Mountains and down into a wooded valley at the feets of Hyjal. Dey is nice little lake deyr and Malfurion he be tinkin das nice place an Cenarius like "Oh ya so nice, I swim deyr in da summah, da dryads swim too and dey all nekkid an stuff." So Malfurion goes to da lake and damn near has heself a blowout.

 See Illidan survive da asplosion too. He hightailed it to Hyjal an got deyr way before Cenarius got home wit Malfurion and da Stupids. Illidan poured his vials into da lake and da Titan mojo was still deyr cause whammo, new Well of Eternity. Illidan tinkin he so awesome he save da well fer future generations of Stupids an stuff but Malfurion so pissed he run off to find he brutha and break his foot all up in his butt. Malfurion too tired of dis crap so he ask Ol'Fruity fer hep. Cenarius pretty pissed dat Illidan turned his favorite swimmin lake into Well of Eternity so he say ya he hep. So togetha dey go off ta find Illidan. Dey find him and kick he butt an ta make sure he no botha them no more, dey locks him up beneath da earth, which is very popular wit dese people an neva seems to work out, I dunno why dey keep doin dat. Anyways, dey locks him up and Malfurion charge anoda Stupid, maybe you meet her? Maev Shadowsong? Anyways she gets charged wit bein his jailor. We'ze all know wut a bang up job she did.

So afta dey lock him up, Malfurion wanna go home and git him a piece of Tyrande an Cenarius wouldn't mind a little swimmin wit da dryads, so home dey go. Now da Stupids been rebuildin a bit an Cenarius come to hep and he say "Listen up Stupid Elves, dis new Well ere? Is MY Well, you touch it, I throw you off a cliff.". So it was dat da Stupid Elves decided to leave da Well alone, one guy might have tried one ting but Cenarius totally lobbed him off a cliff and da Stupids were like "Holy crap he wasn't kiddin" which dey should known already but dey was stupid.

So Cenarius show dem da way of da druid, hopin dey all git as smart as Malfurion and stop being Stupids. Sadly Malfurion was mostly a fluke. So da Keldorei learned to rebuild da forest and unda da watchful eye of Cenarius, dey started tryin to fix da world dey had destroyed. So it went fer a thousand years, give or take a few dozen.

Eventually, da Dragons figured it was safe to go near da Stupids cause Cenarius had been teachin dem for long time and surely dey was less stupid now. Wut was left of da great dragons came outta hidin... now you gots to unastan afta da whole Deathwing ting, dey was all paranoid so most of em used dey big mojo to hide, even from each oda. So thousand years latah, dey come out to go see da Stupids. Alexstrasza da Red Queen, her sister Ysera da Green an Nozdormu da Bronze come down to see wut da Stupids been doin. Dey meet Malfurion who's been gittin badder an badder mojo fer a thousand years so he some big shot druid now. Cenarius mostly stayed in his glade chillin but he talked to Malfurion like every day an make sure da Stupids not do anytin, well, stupid.

So da dragons come down to see Malfurion cause he da only one deyr dey wanna talk to wut wit Cenarius being busy swimmin wit da dryads. So Malfurion shows dem around and den da Red Queen sees da new Well and she mutters sumtin bout "Stupid Elves..." an Malfurion says "Ya me stupid brudda did dat, we kicked his butt an locked he up."

Dragons agree dat as long as Well remains da Legion could return and use da Well once more as a gate. Malfurion an da dragons make a pact right deyr to protect da Well an neva let anoda disaster like da last one go down. Alexstrasza bein da Life Giva, she poops out an accorn an drops it into da new Well.

So grew da World Tree. Dis huge fricken tree sprouted out dat tiny accorn, a tree so big da branches seem to touch da sky. Alex put some of her mojo into da tree so it would heal da world. Malfurion camed it Nordrassil which in stupid means "crown of heaven".

Nozdormu da Timeless One also bless da big tree. As long as da tree stood, it would give da Stupids immortality. Ysera da Green also throw in some mojo and she connected da tree wit her own realm, da Emerald Dream. Dreamin deyr, she would watch and control da flow of mojo, guidin da healin of da world. Malfurion an his druids agree to take turns hepin Ysera an sleepin fer centuries, some thought it kinda sucked cause you gotta sleep fer centuries but dems da breaks. Da deal was da deal.

Now directly unda da watchful eyes of da dragons an Malfurion an Cenarius, eveyone hoped da Stupids could do no more damage.
An so it went for anoda couple thousand years.

I need anoda beer dis one fought hard but perished *BUUUUUURP*

[Bloodscream]

Da Really Stupid Elves

Ok, so a couple thousand years pass. Da Stupids been hepin rebuild da world and dey been growin deyselves. Dey all ova Ashenvale an stuff an everytin been pretty quiet. Malfurion still around, Cenarius still swimmin wit da dryads. Dragon mojo goin strong, big Tree doin good.
Time to start some shit ya? Stupid Elves...

So now da Highborne are gittin grumpy. Is been couple thousand years an dey STILL cravin da stupid mojo. Course it no hep dat is Big Tree on Da New Well an I mean is RIGHT THERE. So dey neva ferget, dey stay twitchy. Dey start bitchin and moanin. One big mouth called Dath'Remar he like leada of da Quel'Dorei an he one mouthy Stupid. So he starts makin farty noises when Malfurion sits and making dese bad whiny Malfurion imitations at dey Quel'Dorei parties. Pretty soon all the Quel'Dorei gittin mouthy an bitchin dat da druids is just pussies who are afraid of dey powah.

Even Malfurion shake his head an mutter sumtin bout "Stupid Elves..."

So Cenarius come down from swimmin an he catch Dath'Remar in da middle of a Cenarius impression which was even worse den his Malfurion one. Cenarius no tink he funny an points up at da cliffs an reminds him dat next funny bunny wut taps into HIS Well is gittin free flyin lessons. Dath'Remar stop imitatin him cause he fraid he gunna git lobbed off da cliff.

Dath'Remar got all brave again when Cenarius went back to da swimmin hole an eventually he convince his Quel'Dorei to werk some mojo, an dey do as clearly had been way too long since sunwun did sumtin stupid. Whetha da storm was da mojo dey wanted or not, I nub know, but is mojo dey gets. Dey unleash dis supah storm ova Ashenvale. Cenarius come down in a towel an he gots his throwin mits on an he lookin fer chuckles cause he knows dawn well which Stupid did dis. He gits deyr and finds out was not juss Dath'Remar but ALL his Quel'Dorei wut heped. Cenarius sigh an tink "Me arm is gunna be so sore afta I done killin all dese Stupids." Malfurion comes running to da top of da cliff 'fore Ol'Fruity has time to git warmed up and start chuckin Stupids. Malfurion tell Cenarius is way too many of dem an he can nub kill dem all cause he got all soft ova da thousands of years an now he a bit of a pussy.

So Cenarius decide he nub gunna make da Stupid fly off da cliff but he no longa welcome dem in his home and so deys gots to go. Dath'Remar an his Stupids all git onto dese big boats wut Cenarius made and he shove dem off towards da Maelstrom.
So fer little while Deth'Remar is Pirate Queen an floats his Stupids around lookin fer place to build home an go back to werkin dey stupid mojo. Da Pirate Queen decide he no longer wanna be Stupid Elf. He say "Is not just nickname we use in da club no more! From now on we're Quel'Dorei which is supposed ta mean High Elves as in dey was all twitchy an juiced up wit mojo. Fer claritys sake dey shall be referred to as Really Stupid Elves or Highborne. Dey stop sleepin days an werkin nights and decide to sleep nights an werk days. Dath'Remar change his name to Sunstridah just in case anyone had missed his point.

So da Highborne was sailin aroun fer a while.

Meanwhile is Malfurions turn to go into da Emerald Dream an das makin everyone nervous cause he da only Elf wut's not a complete moron so without him eveywun worried sumtin bad's gunna happen.
Tyrande starts wearin really short skirts and low cut tops and doin everytin she can to convince Malfurion not to go but Malfurion give his word so das dat. He goes to sleep.
Tyrande now smartest Stupid so she sorta in charge of makin sure notin silly happens but wit all da oda elves likin da little boys, her short skirts aren't doin anywun any gud and she gittin a little restless.
So she make da Sentinels, is a Stupid all-female bunch of huntas. She no wanted no boys cause dey reminded her of how she missed Malfurion an how he was only real male around.
So she spends her time in da forrest wit da animals, I mention 'fore she a bit of a freak ya? So das how it goes fer a good long while.

On oda side of da world, Sunstridah an his Highborne landed on da beach of wut da Pinkskins call Lordaeron, again wit da stupid names.
So Suntridah start goin inland to find a nice place and dey settle sumwhere round Tirisfal Glade.
Sumtin not right wit dat place, dun eva spend anymore time den you need to deyr. No one listens to Bloodscream about dis but trust me, is not gud place.
So da Highborne start buildin new home and is nice fer a bit but den some of dem start goin crazy an dey can nub figure out why so dey figure must be da place ya?
So dey leave. Now no one eva find nutin deyr but let me ask you dis, if a titan buried an Old God deep deep in da earth an used dey titan mojo to hide da jail, you tink YOU could find it?
Iffen ya ask me, dat whole area is in range of one of da Old Gods an iffen he feel like it he can whisper tings in yer head an make yer crazy. Oh no not you right? You way too tough? Ya, you tougher den Neltharion wuz? Ya I nub tink so.
Eida way while is true no one eva find nutin one ting is fer certian, Sunstridahs Elves stopped goin crazy afta dey left dat place.

So dey moved North an das through moutains an stuff. Gud fer Orcs, little hard on frail Elves. Make matters worse is dat dey been so far from da Well fer so long, dey nub immortal no more. Dey shrink a bit and dey ears stop being so floppy an stupid lookin. Dey skin stops being dat "meat gone bad" shade of blue an git kinda like pinkskins. Well all dis means lots of dem die durin da journey. Dey has many adventures an encounta some primitive pinkskins which is not a real threat but dey also walk smack into da Amani forest trolls. Obviously trolls not big fan of dese pink invadahs. Probably cause dey had already had contact wit da primitive pinkskins an when dey saw pink skin on da Elves just assumed dey was like stupid pinkskins. So Sunstridah pushed North but at dat time most of da North past da Mountains was forest an Amani lands. Da Highborne fights da trolls all da way through da forest as dey goin North.

Eventually Sunstridah find a place he like. So he tell his Really Stupid Elves, dis be da place. Course da place he pick juss happens to be da ruins of a Holy Amani City. Nice choice genius.
So wut you tihnk happens when da trolls see all dese Really Stupid Elves makin a new home in dey sacred ruins?
Da forest trolls went ta war, clans allied and next ting dey knew, Sunstridah and his Highborne were up to dey eyeballs in pissed off regeneratin trolls but he Really Stupid an stubborn so he refuse to move an he digs in fer da long haul.

Now da trolls was many but Sunstridah an his boyz was all mojo castahs and fireballs an trolls are not friends. Dey managed to push back da trolls.
Den sumtin amazin happened. Da Really Stupid Elves did sumtin really smart.
See away from da Stupids and da Well wut made dem REALLY Stupid, deys had been gittin smarta.
So aftah dey push back da troll army dey say "Ok is nice dat we'ze big an bad wit da mojo but anywun memba wut happened last time? Lets hide!"
So Sunstridah an his mages dey makinum runestones wut would hide dey mojo from everyone.
It totally werked and BONUS, da Trolls could sense da mojo from da big rocks and since da rocks were along da edges of da Highborne land it also kept da trolls away who thought it was bad juju.

Couple more thousand years pass, like...four thousand or sumtin round deyr. Da Highborne build deyr great city of Quel'Thalas an dey prospered an kept werkin deyr mojo, safely hidden behind deyr mojo shield.
Trolls has a long memory.
Trolls is patient.
Four thousand years probably a smidge longah den Bloodscream would take to plan an attack but whuteva, da trolls weren't done yet.

So it wus dat about three thousand year ago give or take a few dozen, da Trolls came out of da forest once more. Da Troll War had begun.

Anywun else need a smoke? I gots sum fine herb right ere, lemme roll dis up, we go on aftah...

[Bloodscream]

An we'ze back...

So ya, Troll War. Da Amani came outta da jungle, right past da juju rocks an were at da gates of Quel'Thalas.
Probably didn't hep when dey get deyr an where some nifty lookin troll ruins had been was a fruity lookin elf city, dat would piss me off too.

Now while dey tryin ta take back dey city da troll is also runnin into stupid pinkskins in da south.
Up to dat point da new kids in da neighborhood had mostly been happy killin each oda but now dey was lookin to expand North into da woods an startin runnin into troll warbands.
So da pinkskins collectively crap deyr pants.
Now da tribe wut ran into da Trolls was called da Arathi an dey, no doubt from dey proximity to da trolls, were da craftiest pinkskins which granted is a little like sayin "da best smellin piece of poop" but whuteva.
So dey realize dey useless an da only chance dey gots to survive a fight wit da trolls is first dey gotta stop killin each oda like idiots. So for couple years Arathi spend all his time killin stupid pinkskins an takin ova. He have good plan see he just get his armies to keep da oda armies away while he went and killed da stupid pinkskin leadas. Den he would say "HEY! Stupid pinkskins! I killed yer stupid boss an now you in my tribe ok? You no get treated different, from dis day forward you is part of me tribe and everyone will accept you an treat you like you is family!" an den he actually did dat so he just kept gobblin up all smaller tribes an makin his tribe huge.
He build a big city called Strom an declare is capital of Arathor da new Arathi nation. Den he no longer need to fight at all. He has castle an big city an an army he just tell all da pinkskin he da boss an dey just say "oh ok you must be boss cause you gots castle an city an army an stuff..."
So now is pinkskin king Thoradin is rulin an hear stuff bout Elves fightin trolls up North but he no wanna git involved cause he way too scared cause he just panzy little pinkskin.

Meanwhile up North da Elves is findin out dat in couple thousand years you can train alot of warriahs.
So dey know deys is panzy pinkskins to da south an deys gittin dey butts kicked by da Trolls so dey send some elves down to see iffen dey kin git da humans ta hep. So da Elves go to Strom an cry to da pinkskin panzy king.

So da Elves lie to da humies. Dey say "Oh we'ze always been deyr an we was juss mindin our own business when da trolls attacked an when dey done wit us dey gunna come fer you and deys gunna eat ya and steal yer..." whatever humans like... "silk panties an erotic farm animal pictures." So da humans git all freaked out an say dey hep but dey panzy pinkskins wut dey gunna do? So Elves have stupid idea, dey send more Elves to human city and den dey teach dem dey stupid mojo.

Dey didn't build dem no shiny rocks to hide da mojo nooooo dey just teach stupid humans magic an probably skipped da whole Sargeras is listenin bit.

So one hunerd pinkskins were trained an when deys was ready, dey headed on North wit Thoradins pretty large army.

Dey combines armies clashed near Alterac mountains. Da whole trip up da Elves were tellin lies about da trolls. Less be clear, no Amani troll is nice an sweet, cept mebbe fer Forsaken, I nub ask. Dey not nice, dey trolls but all dey wanted was dey holy city back dat da stupid Elves took. Dey had no wish to go running off to da South da fight pinkskins. So Elves fill dey head wit nonsense an make da humies so terrified of da trolls dat dey was convinced dat if dey failed, deyr families would be tortured and eaten slowly and dey panties burned an dey diaries read out loud. So when da fightin was happening, da humans could not give an inch, would not give an inch so fearful were dey of da trolls. Dey fought fer days an when enough pinkskins had died defendin Elven lies da Elves let rip wit da mojo wit da humies dey trained as well and da Troll armies were scattered. Wit fire raining down everywhere da trolls tried to return to da safety of dey forrest but da humies wa so scared of lettin even one troll live dey chase dem down, kill everytin.

Amani trolls never recover from dat. Elves was all "thanks pinkskin now go home" but sneaky king Thoradin point out he save dey City an he no leavin without a deal. So da Elves agree dat Humans an Quel'Dorei be allied now, as long as Thoradin's line rules, dey is allies.
Da Troll Wars was ova, victory had been purchased by Elven lies an payed for in human blood.

[Bloodscream]

So now da Amani trolls is gone, dey retreated to dark cornahs of dey jungle an dey not make an army no more. So Really Stupid Elves free to run around an do Elf things.

Pinkskins go home an keep on buildin stuff but Thoradin not too greedy he not expand too far he no step on anyones toes he tell his people "Just shaddap an enjoy life would yas? Stupid pinkskins!" an overall, oda den fallin fer stupid Elven lies, he do okay for his people.
Eventually he die an his son take over. His son greedy so he start expandin da lands he control.

Now apparently da first humie mages, da hunerd, were all picked cause dey was among da best of da pinkskins an dey had a general unastandin dat dis was serious stuff an dey should be careful an respect da powah of mojo. Next generation of humie mages care less...an less... till is just flingin mojo all willy nilly like old school Quel'Dorei. Dey really did cause suddenly dey is startin to act like dey bettah den everyone else, sound familiah? So da mojo castahs dey decide to leave an make dey own city, mebbe you heard of it, Dalaran?

So now is Wizzytown. All da mojo castahs are goin deyr so dey no git eyeballed fer throwin mojo around. Da regular folks go deyr too cause mages gotta eat, need clothes, need beer, whores, staves and shiny pyjamas. So is money to be made an da rulers of Dalaran is pretty big mojo guys so dey can kin dem safe too or so dey assume.

Now as you know, mojo is not sumtin to be played wit lightly. You know dis but all da stupid pinkskins ignored it. Dey was throwin mojo around fer everytin an all dat mojo castin was startin to weaken da veil, dat invisible barrier wut seperates us from da Netha. In time tears started formin in da fabric of da veil an when dat happened, demons started gittin in. Not like armies an stuff but da odd demon who'd been lingerin outside since da Well asploded would find dey way through a tear an into Dalaran. Needless to say, dat scared da poop outta da pinkskin mages.

Dey tried dey best to hide it from da regular folks who will poop demselves and leave if dey hear about dis. So dey git dey best mages ta fight wut few demons get through an dey not really havin a gud time so dey send fer hep from da Elves figurin dey know wut to do.

Da Elves send down dey smartest Really Stupids an dey study da situation. Dey realize dis is gunna be problem as long as da pinkskins is lobbin mojo around like idiots.

Now is part dat makes no sense an juss makes you wanna go stomp all da pinkskins.

Elves decide to tell human mages bout dey history, da Well, Sargeras, Da Legion... everytin.
Human mages poop deyselves.
Den instead of sayin "we gotta stop dis mojo" or "We need to find a way to repair da veil" or even "let's move da city to some place else and make some of dem hidey rocks like you Elves did"
None of dat.

Instead dey decide to have one agent. One agent dat dey would give mojo to who would fight a war against da forces of Da Legion.
Dey make secret group. Well secret den, not so much now. Not for nosy well informed peoples at least.

So dey make Council of Tirisfal which is funny cause das place where Elves had met da madness if you memba.
So dey have dey secret council pick dis champion and den givinum mojo. When dat champion is pooped dey take back mojo and pick anoda champion.
Dis was dey plan.

Wut a bunch of halfwits.

Now mebbe is unfair fer me to pass judgement dat way as I have access to databases dey presumably did nub.
Titans had done da exact same ting. Dey champion had been Sargeras. He got corrupted. Wut chance you tink some stupid pinkskin champion have if titan Sargeras can nub do it?
None is wut.
Not a chance in da world.

[Bloodscream]

So das how it went fer a pretty long while... I guess bout two er three thousand years ago da dwarves wake up. Well, I shuld say some earthen woke up dwarves... See it tookem dat long to recova from da Stupid blowin up da world.
Earthen were titan made an dey werk was unda ground, dey no care much bout wut happenin on surface.
Dey care when most of world asploded.
Wut earthen were left walled deyselves in need to take five to recovah.
Dey take a smidge more den five an when dey wakes up... dey no made of stone no more... dey lose dey titan mojo, dey go from bein smart earthen to being stinky stumpy.
Reality check too much fer poor earthen now Stumpies. Dey try drown dey sorrows in booze. Been tryin evah since.

Now I nub sure da timin... but Earthen has helpers ya, titan designed robot called mechagnome.
I nub sure if is happen same time but so far from wut I uncover while da earthen slept dey mechagnomes kept on werkin.
Wetha was virus as mechagnome database suggests or iffen was juss da loss of da Well wut did same ting to mechagnome it did to earthen.
Eida way, Mechagnomes turn to flesh, stop being robots an start bein mammals.
Weird stuff.

Now assumin is earthen went ta sleep everywhere dey was left. Den still one batch needs to come out an say hi. See Earthen of Ulduman wakes up bout couple thousand ago like I saids.
We know Ulduar kicked into activity again not long ago... an iffen me calculation is correct, Uldum follow soon.

Anyways so now in Uldaman is new fleshy earthen we callinum Stumpy. So deys come out of da Uldaman an make new home in mountain. Dey callinum place Mountain of Khaz'goroth or Khaz'Modan and in da mountain dey make bubhosh forge.
Call City Ironforge.
Still live quiet unda mountain, no trust anywun since stupid elves blow up world.

So meanwhile da stupid pinkskins are still livin dey stupid little lives an throwin mojo aroun like idjiots an dey still mostly ignorant of damage dey is doin and ladidah...looks at me I stupid human.
So Strom is still capital but is also Dalaran an since pinkskins is breedin, dey is more an more of dem... dey need more cities.
Thoradin had no wanted dat. He wanted one big city, everywun togetha an happy. He knew, move to oda city an soon, is city to city competition an ova time, dat kin lead to war.
Stupid pinkskins no care, dey piss all ovah Thoradins dream.

So bout like twelve hunerd years ago give er take, new cities is made. Gilneas, Alterac an Kul Tiras. Dey all still recognize da authority of Strom so so far dream not dead juss...bleedin.
Dalaran is all da wizzies being stupid and weakenin da veil an lettin demons in, yay!
Dey makinum Kirin Tor, which is pinkskin fer "Nosy Bugger" an dey job was to catalog mojo.

Eventually da pinkskins from Alterac an Gilneas is explorin south near Khaz'Modan an dey meet Stumpies. Stumpies is drunk an pinkskins is scared of everytin so dey make friends wit da Stumpies 'fore dey sober up.
Dey get drunk Stumpies tell dem bout smithin secrets an stuff.
Stumpies likinum tall women. Dey say yes to all sorts of stupid stuff juss so get some long legged pinkskin whores.

On southern islands, pinkskins of Kul Tiras is makinum boats an becomin quite da merchant fleet fellers.

So da Strom folks is doin ok but da rich folks dey is gittin estates an stuff farther North.
Dey is wantin to leave da Strom, is too dry an wah wah, whiny pinkskins. Strom was gud enough fer hunerds of years an now, not so much.
So da line of ol King Thoradin dey all sayin "We can no leave Strom! Wut wrong wit you stupid pinkskins?"

So da greedy ones dey go north. Funny ting that, where you tink dey go? Tirisfal, home o' da whisperin madness.
Dey build Lordearon, smack in middle of same place Quel'Dorei abandon thousands of years ago cause dey was goin nutbar.
Lordearon become religious centre of pinkskin world. Everyone go to Lordearon to pray an stuff.
Last Arathi decide screw those guys we go South an dey eventually go makinum Stormwind.
Few stay behind, rename wut left of City Stromgard.

Many cities, many different opinions, no more Arathor. Now is Lordearon wit shiny new capital, smack in da Tirisfal.
Each City grow seperate, do own ting. Dey stay friends an stuff but Thoradin dream was deader den Thoradin heself.

Which meant soon would be time fer old foes to resurface ya? Course it was... an it was a doozy.
I git to that in a minute...

[Bloodscream]

Aegwyn. Is pinkskin name. Is name of Guardian of Tirisfal. Membe I told you was orda of Elves an Humies wut picked one person an givinum mojo ta fight da demons?
Right so she was doin dat bout eight or nine hunerd years ago. She was a headstrong girl dey pick cause, who knows, dey stupid. Ya figure da first quality of anywun wut you gunna give great powah to should be humility an self control.
Nah, council pick headstrong girl wit a rebellious streak.
Now course she alive long time, hunerds of years. She fightin demons but also inerestin ta note is now capital is Lordearon in Tirisfal and Aegwyn is spend alot of time in Tirisfal.
You ask Bloodscream an he tell you she was probably being whispered to, da Old Gods drive her twitchy, makinum her rash an implulsive, qualities dey could exploit.
Bloodscream also tink Old Gods somehow amped her mojo, is standard way ta git someone on yer side, givem powah. I tell you why I say dis too...

See she find out is demons in Northrend. She goes deyr to lay down da butt kickin.
She finds dragons. Dey is gittin killed by demons wut stealin dey mojo.
She does wut she do best an she start killinum demons an tryin to save da dragons. Which is right ting to do.
Bloodscream tinks is was just trap.
See Old Gods trapped. Titans trap dem an I tink only titan can release dem. Is happened before presumably when C'Thun an Yogg Saron escapinum.
Dey needinum Sargeras to release dem but Sargeras no wants dat he wants to eat da Well mojo and burp on Old Gods.
So dey been tryin to trix him fer long time.
See first time was Deathwing. Deathwing no git corrupted by Sargeras. Is well known durin dat final battle, Stupid records claim many many witness dat Deathwing was killin everytin... he was no fightin fer Sargeras, he was juss fightin.
He was usinum Old God mojo. It was trap so Sargeras would see it, want it, take it, use it and boom... you been suckered, now we'ze free.
It no work wit Deathwing, dey try again wit Aegwyn.

So Aegwyn is killinum dragons an no one wut notice her powah way more den stupid elves an pinkskins could give her, cause dey don't know any of dat!
Sargeras he notice. Now demons had been stealin mojo from dragons in plan to create Avatar fer Sargeras as kinda plan B. He can no come ere in person, he make like robot puppet, put his essence in and be able walk around an stuff.
He almost succeed too, an if not fer da Old Gods sendin Aegwyn deyr, he may have done it.

Howeva, Aegwyn she kill all da demons wit her badass mojo but she not stop dem before dey finish dey Avatar.
Sargeras able to manifest.
All Northrend goes dark as ginormous face of Sargeras fill da skies.
He tell Aegqyn now is time fer dyin.
Aegwyn's head fill of Old God whispas, she high on powah.
She attack Sargeras avatar.
Now is only real proof dat she was full of Old God mojo.
She destroy Sargeras avatar in like, two shots of mojo.

A'fearin he would recovah, she grabinum shell of Sargeras an bring it to bottom of sea and seal it in holy temple wut swallowed when da world asploded.
Da Old Gods had undaestimate she an were left wit stupid look on face. Dey no wanted Aegwyn to beat Sargeras iffen ya ask me. Dey wanted Sargars to defeat her, takinum her mojo an den try to use da mojo, releasin dem.
Same plan as last time, different tools. Same result.

Sargeras wus no dead though, he had done sumtin way craftier.
See when da fightin was happenin Sargeras was no there, was just his essence projected into avatar.
Well when avatar destroyed, Aegwyn real weak from usinum bubhosh mojo.
Too weak to notice dat Sargeras had moved his essence.
She was now carryin it.
Sargeras was improvisin an he was alot betta at it den da Old Gods it seemed.
Sargeras would sleep inside Aegwyn fer hunerds of years.
No one had a clue.
Least of all da Elves an humies wut supposedly gave her her mojo.
Dey should have at least found it suspicious she was able to defeat Sargeras avatar.

All Sargeras needed to do now, was wait.

[Bloodscream]

Da Stumpy Wars

So is few more hunerd years go by
Stupids is still busy being Stupid in da forest. Really Stupid busy being Really Stupid in Quel'Thalas.
Pinkskins busy being stupid an throwin mojo aroun, weakenin da veil and makin it easy fer demons to come in an say hi.
Trolls is scattered an been rebuildin an mindin dey own business fer thousands of years, well cept Amani who had to defend deyselves.
Kao is in Kalimdor busy bein awesome. Dey stay da hell away from all dem idjiots an wut few demons make mistake step onto Kao land git stomped.
Dey no need no stupid pinkskin hero lady.
Den dey is Stumpies, livin in dey mountain wit dey Gnome friends. Nub sure when but sum point Gnomes build own City not too far from Stumpy cousins.
Why dey build dey OWN City? Cause when pinkskins learn smithy secrets from Stumpy. He teach Stumpy sumtin too. How to faction an plot ta screw yer friends an neighbors.
So Stumpy been learnin dat. Now is tings gittin messy unda da mountain.
Is three factions: Da Bronzebeards, Da Wildhamma an da Dark Irons. Is basically da Stumpys in da City is da Bronzebeards. Da stumpies outside city in mountains is da Wildhammas and dey would like to have more say inside City. Den is Dark Iron unda CIty and dey juss pissed at everyone cause dey grumpy and dey leada is stupid mojo castah stumpy wut name Thaurissan.
Is all Stumpy King Anvilmar kin do to keep dese tree sides wut fightin it out in da streets.

Bout tree hunerd years ago. Stumpy King Anvilmar die.
Loktar'Ogar bitches! It's on! All hell break lose unda da mountain.
Dey fight each oda fer many many years but Bronzebeards is strongest, eventually dey seize control of da Ironforge an force dem oda twos outs.

Wildhammas go North throu Dun Algaz, settle on Moutain an found da Grim Batol.
Thaurissan go South into Redridge an found Thaurissan.

More many many years go by. Wildhammas git ova da war, rebuild in Grim Batol an makinum strong city, live gud life.
Thaurissan no doin too bad eida but so bitter he, so angry he neva let go. Let it eat away at he.
He has stupid wife who is warlock whore so dey both a little powah hungry an generally nub very stable in da brainpan.

Eventually is been too long since anywun do anytin stupid so once again, a mojo castah stepped forward.

Thaurissan is wantinum be king of all Khaz Modan. He launch sneak attack on Ironforge an send he wife wit oda army ta sneak attack Grim Batol.
Is almost work too, he almost pull it off an take ova everytin. He nub count on Bronzebeard leadah Madoran bein sober.
See earliah dat week is find dead rat in beer an he ordah whole batch of beer destroyed. So as fate would have it, when da Dark Irons attack. Dey find Madoran an his stumpies is sober an mad as hell about it.
Is not pretty fight. Bronzebeards whoop Thaurissan's butt gud and send he runnin home screamin.
Bronzebeards still really angry an really sober an Dark Iron had drink all dey own beer so dey was no choice now but to turn North towards Grim Batol an go ask dem fer beer.
Grim Batol had oda tings to worry bout den beer at dat moment.

Warlock whore Modgud is attackin da Grim Batol. She send her demons an dark mojo up da mountain an stuff all stinkin up da place.
Wildhamma leada is Khardros Da Belcha an he heard bout rat ting in Ironforge an he tink is plot to ruin beer. He move all beer into castle an double da guards.
When Modgud attacks he convinced she come for beer. Stumpies is losin an Modgud gittin closa an closa to beer vault.
When she break into courtyard of castle, Khardros go mental an zerk out. Thought of losing all beer too much, send he ova da edge.
He starts rippin through army headed right fer warlock whore.
When he git deyr he tear her a new one and stomp her stupid demon lovin butt all oda da courtyard. He kill her few times cause you know dem damn warlocks.
Once she dead dead. Her armies probably realize dey was followin a warlock an wut wrong wit you? So dey run... oh how dey rans.

Wildhammas chase cause dey was losin an den tide turn so dey all pumped up.
Dey chasinum Dark Irons right into... yup...Bronzebeards lookin fer beer.
Khardros he has Gnomebuild voice amplificator right? So he yells "Stompin party! Beers on us afta!"
Bronzebeards go nuts, Wildhammas go nuts, Dark Irons git stomped into da ground so deep dey tink dey earthen again.
Now dey singing stumpy marchin songs an headed south to go stomp rest of Dark Irons an make wit da drinkin.

Dey no get very far.

See Thaurissan made it home an he was very angry. Den he find out he stupid wife dead an now is buttplug fer some large demon in hell.
He lose wut precious few marbles he have left.
Now is where Bloodscream smells Old Gods again cause every once in a while, some easily manipulated ting comes up wit WAY more mojo den dey oughtta.
Case in point, is Thaurissan whips up big bad mojo fer victory. He summon heself a little help.

Da resultin explosion kill Thaurissan, destroy he city, blow redridge mountains apart an sear da landscape on both side fer miles. Blackrock Spire is formed as Ragnaros, General of da Old Gods Elemental armies of fiah is released.
Dark Irons is all mostly killed, wut few survive get brought into Blackrock to serve Ragnaros.
Dey all still deyr. Ragnaros too but he lose a step or two dese last few years. I suspect he been gittin weakah. Nub sure why. Eh, mebbe Bloodscream juss gittin tougha...who knows.

Bronzebeards an Wildhamma have sudden change of heart about going South an hightail it home.
Bronzebeards is in Ironforge. Wildhamma goes back to Grim Batol but da whole place stinks, is killed a warlock in da courtyard an now is really smells.
I mean dey wash an wash and got big fat Stumpys to fart everywhere but is still stink like warlock.
So dey do only ting dey can. Dey leave an go make new City.
Bronzebeards says come home to Ironforge but Wildhammas say mebbe is strange but dey likes it outside in da mountains, not unda it.
Dey go to Hinterlands make Aerie Peaks new Wildhamma City fer livin gud life. Dey make gud beer an train griffons an learn to fly.
Is not shabby deal.

Dey build huge bridge between Khaz Modan an Lordearon called Thandol Span, is slightly broken dese days but still werks, I use it sumtimes.
Well is two huge statues deyr? Das Madoran an Khardros. Dey children put dem statues deyr when dey die.

We close now... take a breather. We movinum now from tings wut wuz to tings wut is.

[Bloodscream]

Now is about eighty years ago.
Stupid pinkskin hero lady still alive.
Is way longa den pinkskins live but she has da mojo wut keepin her alive, like fricken mojo zombie.
She been rottin from da inside since Sargeras move in an I pretty sure she still hears da Old Gods whisperin from time ta time.
She just a walkin powerkeg of pinkskin stupid.
An now is boom time.

She been doin her thing, quite convince she kill Sargeras.
Now is time Council says, now is time we pickinum new champion.
Aegwyn no like dat idea, she no trust Council. Not dat Council overly trustworthy dey stupid pinkskin and Really Stupid mojo castahs.
Aegwyn have her own plan or as I prefer ta say, Aegwyn had Sargeras' plan.

She put on short skirt and teenie weenie top an go fer walk near head mojo moron fer pinkskin king. Now I no see pictures but I kin only assume mojo also keep her young lookin cause no wants wants to see venerable elder in short skirt. Well maybe one or two pinkskins wanna see dat but is not known if Aran was one of dem. Oh ya dat wuz he name Nielas Aran. His ghost still lingah, he in cursed towah of Karazhan.

So anyways she sluts it up an get Nielas Aran wut engage in a little nekkid duelin. Aran is big bad mojo an makinum mojo baby. Aegwyn also find way pass on her mojo to baby. Which again, is smelly like Old God stuff, iffen Council give mojo an council decide when take it away, why oh why would dey give Aegwyn powah to pass it on sheself? Dey would nub, even dey nub dat stupid. I smells a mojo rat.

So she havinum baby. Baby have couple tings going on. Baby has daddy's natural talents fer da mojo. Baby has Tirisfal powah from mommy. Baby probably have a smidge of Old God juju sneak in nub really sure but baby definitely have fantastic houseguest, Sargeras.

So stupid heo pinkskin wanders off into wilderness all old and crusty wit no mojo, she die.
Baby is raisinum wit dad in pinkskin court. He name is Medivh.

Years passinum. Medivh is young boy, already have bubhosh mojo. He always gittin in truble wit his friends da pinkskin prince Llane an Anduin Lothar who from line of Arathi kings heself.
When Medivh reach manhood. Tirisfal mojo inside him wake up.
Sargeras essence goes "Oh crap."
Is war inside dat boy. Sargeras got hands full wit Tirisfal mojo, probably boosted a smidge by Old Gods.
Medivh fall into deep sleep, no kin wake up.
War of da Pinkskin Avatar begin.
We no nuttin bout dis war. Is war fought inside Medivh.
Only ting we know is Sargeras come out on top.
Medivh wake up.

While da war inside Medivh was fought. Tings change outside. Now is Llane an Anduin regents of Azeroth. Medivh starts catchin up cause he wants ta hep.
Sargeras wanna hep too.

Everytin was comin togetha nicely fer second try at eatin da Well.
Now bear wit me, I gunna need fall back a smidge to ting wut wuz again, juss not tings wut wuz ere.... tings wut wuz in da place Orcs called Home.

[Bloodscream]

We go back long time now. How long? Nub really sure, knowledge is passed in story. I spend many long nights around fire wit Mag'har elders. I scour my Home, learn wut wuz. Now I tell you. Orc Home no has titan machines recordin everytin like Azeroth, is harder to get at wut wuz, but we keep stories alive.

Now iffen you memba, tousands an thousands of years ago when Sargeras first free and den enslave Eredar. Is one Velen feller say no tanks an run fer da hills. Deys had been goin from world ta world in deyr shiny dimension ship. Dey would hide a while den dey would git found by da Legion wut wuz lookin fer dem an dem dey run some more. Well now dey run and come to Orc Home. Orcs pretty mellow layed back folk an when dey meet Squidheads, dey say "Hello Ugly creature! Welcome! We are repulsed by yer gross stink but we be friends anyways cause we awesome!" or sumtin like dat.

Now course stupid Squids no tell Orcs dey being chased by Legion of demons. Is minor detail. So Orcs have no clue dey should be concerned.
Is gud life cause at dat stage no one know dat Squidheads who has lived on countless worlds, decide name dis one Draenor.
Right...DIS ONE is Draenor... not da five hunerd worlds you live on 'fore.
Yer kin lick da darkest part of my shiny green ass is wut!

Oh sure you'll hear a Squidhead tell ya how Velen an his holy squids of honor and free giggles was werkin to try an stop da legion, werkin wit da Naaru or whuteva but if dat is truly da case, riddle me dis?
By corruptin da Orcs, Burnin Legion get wut is generally referred to as Legions most powerful weapon.
ONE race. Of all da worlds scoured fer soldiahs. Thousands an thousands of years of searchin. Orcs was THE most powahful ting Legion ever recruit.
So wouldn't it be da simplest of logics dat Draenei would have noticed dis as well an tried to get da Orcs as ALLIES against da Legion?
Wouldn't we have been just as powahful a weapon fer da side of Light? If dey was actively lookin fer allies in da fight against da Legion an not hidin like scared children like I suspects.
WHY OH WHY would dey nub tell Orcs EVERYTIN? Tell all Orc Boss an all Orc shaman. Is big bad comin, we need be ready?!?
If everyone had known, warlocks could have NEVAH done wut dey did. Da Ner'zul would have been ready an plan B would have gotten Gul'Dan stomped on but GUD first time he try dat warlock crap.
Orcs would have still trained to get ready fer fight wit Legion. Orcs would have been guided by Shaman an spirits of owah ancestors.
ALL DIS, would have turned out differently.

Tanks a bunch Squidheads. Pathetic honorless dogs one and all.

So now is about da time dat Crustywhore Heropants is givin birth to Sargebaby Medivh in Azeroth.
Is also time dat Legion scouts wut lookin fer Squidheads find dem again.
Kil'Jaeden no wanna spook Squidheads so he no send army, he sneak ovah an spy on Squidheads.
Das when he sees Orc.
He tink Orc perfect fer Legion army cause dat was he job.
He starts whisperin to old Orc shaman Ner'zhul passin heself off as spirit.
Ner'zhul had no idea bout any of dis demon stuff so he got suckered. Is hard lesson an expensive one.
Tanks fer da heads up Squidheads. So glad you landed ere.

He try to git Ner'zhul to have people abandon way of spirits, become servants of Demons.
He no say it like dat o'course, he make it sound all not demony an stuff.
Ner'Zhul catch on before too late. Realize wuts goin on and tell Kil'Jaeden go blow a clefthoof.
Dat no make he very cheerful, nub dat he was evah really dat cheerful ta begin wit.

So he switch ta plan B. Plan B is Ner'zhul apprentice Gul'dan. Gul'dan is younger orc and also greedy little shit.
Gul'Dan bend over and take it up poopchute fer demon mojo.
He become first Orc warlock. I curse he name an spit on da memory of his lineage.
He start teachin warlock mojo an tryin to bring down shaman.
Shaman mojo is hard. Shaman mojo is serious mojo is powah of life an death.
Warlock mojo is easy. Warlock mojo is powah of death, nutin more. Me axe kin do dat an me soul no need be damned fer it.
Stupid warlocks. Dey give it away fer free. Dey not even whores.
Dey juss...warlocks.

Da stink starts settlin in. Thousand year old huntin grounds turn to red dust as demon mojo sucked da life from our Home.
Gul'Dan make Shadow Council, group of filthy warlocks plotted and schemed against Shaman an anywun else wut nub like dey ways.
Orcs slowly turn into savages, tanks warlocks.

Orcs is changin an not everyone happy cause not everyone stupid. Sadly, warlock mojo make Orcs dumbah, some resist.
Orc Boss Durotan say "Why we nub listenin to Shammy no more? Why we listenin to stupid warlock? We should be steppin on dey heads and makinum funny squishy noises!" but oda Boss is less smart, uncludin I hate ta say, Grom Hellscream. He make amends latah. Grom is all likin da warlocks style he wants ta fight alot, he no realize he wanna fight alot cause he gittin corrupted by warlock stink.

So Kil'Jaeden have Gul'Dan an his warlock dogs workinum big mojo an summon Mannoroth Da Destructa. Mannoroth gives stupid warlocks sum blood an say "You gotta git da Bosses to drink dis an I take dem ovah!" Which of course no warlock is evah even gunna bat an eye at sellin out his entire race fer a few morsels of extra mojo.

So Gul'Dan summons all da Bosses and convinces dey ta drink demon blood. Durotan say "no tanks, you guys is losing yer shit, I take me shammy an git outta ere." Best o' luck to you chuckleheads, fer da record yer all idjiots an I come back an kill all da warlocks latah ok? Ok... see ya!" an he leaves.

Now all da Bosses is screwed, an through dem, Mannoroth now controls da Orcs. Gul'Dan sets up pretend new Boss so he kin keep callin da shots. Make Blackhand, some unimportant cog new Boss of Orcs. Now Orcs is pretty much servants of Burnin Legion. Kil'Jaeden tell Guldan "Now go kill da Squidheads"

Call it karma, I call it da only ting about dis story doesn't want to make me go stomp a warlock.
Orcs massacre Squidheads. Which is wut dey deserved fer bringin dis plague to our world an neva warnin us bout it, die Squidhead die.
Couple Squidheads survive, go hide in swamps an stuff. Who cares. Squidheads is just polite way of sayin Eredar which is polite way of sayin Demon.

Now Orcs was ready fer Sargeras next move. Sargeras was gittin ready inside pinkskin Medivh.
Two worlds was about to collide.
An none of us, would evah be da same again.

[Bloodscream]

So pinkskin Medivh losin da fight 'gainst Sargeras, slippin slowly into madness.
He friend King Llane call old childhood friend Anduin Lothar an say "Sumtin wrong wit Medivh
Wut he not know is Medivh, through Sargeras been talkin wit Gul'Dan referred to goin forward as Shithead.
Sargeras tell Shithead, you open portal wit Medivh and when you git ere you find me avatar corpse wut Heropants buried unda da sea.

So Shithead an Medivh open Dark Portal. Makinum tunnel though Netha from Orc Home to Pinkskin home Azeroth.
Boss Durotan he show up again cause dis Portal bad mojo an he tell Orcs again "You stupid an dese warlocks is all crap, all da time. You gittin screwed." but Orc is unda control of dey Bosses an dey bosses unda control of Mannoroth. Shithead kin no kill Durotan cause one, he a big panzy and Durotan wuld have creamed him in one shot and two; if he kill Durotan Orcs snap out of it and cream whole lot of Demon bosses an stupid warlocks.
So he banish Durotan through Portal, Durotan an his Frostwolves is exiled to strange new world, dey go hide out Alterac Valley, keep eye on stupid warlocks cause he say he kill dem an he meant it.

Couple years later most of Orcs is now in new world, in da swamps of da Black Morass.
Now Gul'Dan is launch all out attack against Stormwind an King Llane.
Now is time of not agreein. Llane he not very bright so he no think Orc army is big problem he say wait ere an when dey come to Sotmrwind we crushem.
Lothar is last in line of Arathi, which iffen you memba was smarter den regular pinkskins.
He say "No way I tell you dis got sumtin to do wit Medivh an we'ze gotta git out deyr and fight dis ting head on."
Now maybe he act little bit like Orc but ne nub know dis course cause he act like Orcs wut was. Before da warlocks Before da Squidheads Curse.
Eida way, Llothar put together crew and fight through country side like proper hero. He fight he way into Medivh tower of Karazhan.
Here he learn dat sure enough but wut Medivh in middle of dis mess. He an his crew defeat Medivh.
When dey does dat, dey banish Sargeras back to da Netha. Sargy real pissed. Medivh now free of Sargeras but he dead. He so full of mojo dat he spirit stay alive, we now know. I been to Karazhan, I spent alot of time deyr. Medivh's spirit was freed dat day, free to wander da Netha an explore.

Wit Sargeras gone, was big hit fer demons. Nub in terms of military strength since army deyr an portal still open.
No is cost in terms of demon mojo, best kind of cost.
Wit Sargeras gone, demon mojo weaker, warlocks weaker.
Minds begin to uncloud an Orc Bosses begin to realize wut dey has wrought.
Pinkskins will tell you long story bout brave resistance an defeatin da Horde an how great dey was but simple truth is, Orc army defeat itself. Once warlock mojo start fading, was only matter of time before Orcs rebelled against stupid warlocks.

Boss Ogrim Doomhammah is strong Orc, he one of first snap out of demon mojo. He look around an see wut warlocks has done to Orcs. Boss Durotan come find he cause he been watchin an he hep him snap out of it. Make him see warlocks must die. Durotan risk everytin to hep Orcs. Gul'Dan have entire family killed aftah he expose heself to talk wit Doomhammah.

Stupid warlock kin always be counted on to be stupid. Da murderin of Frostwolf Boss an family snap Doomhammah clean out of demon mojo an make he really pissed.
He go find Blackhand who is Big Orc Boss an stupid puppet of warlocks. Blackhand see Doomhammah comin an kin see Doomhamma nub ere to talk. He die a short an cowardly death refusin to so much as draw his weapon against da mighty Doomhammah.

Doomhammah now Boss of all Orcs. He up to he eyeballs in mess warlocks make. No mattah wut he gotta end dis fightin fer Stormwind. Now dat army is no longah unda control of stupid warlocks, dey membah strange word wut called strategy and run da pinkskins ovah, claimin Stormwind.

Doomhammah no wanna be ere but ere he is. He was nub lookin fer fight wit pinkskins but das where e was. Gotta werk wit wut you gots. Wut he gots is demon problems.
Anduin Lothar an his crew come back from Karazhan an find dey city is now Orc City.
Dey nub amused an frankly, I dun blamem.

[Bloodscream]

So Lothar picks up wuts left of his pinkskins and sails North.
He has big meetin wit oda pinkskins kings.
Dey all poop deyselves a bit an for first time in thousands of years, pinkskins is one army again.
Unda da command of Anduin Lothar, who still cranky bout dat whole Stormwind business.
Da Second War as sum call it, is warmin up it's war machine.

Lothar an his crew recruit Dwarves. Who really had no part in dis, but I guess dey only friends is pinkskins so whuteva pinkskin says goes.
Quel'Dorei join up too.
Elves no really wanna git involved but is Lothar askin an e from line of Arathi Kings an dey had deal wit Quel'Thalas.

Warchief Doomahammah find heself sum allies too.
He bring in Ogres from homeworld.
He have little to no truble gittin wuts left of Amani trolls onboard, nub aftah Elves join up.
So Doomhammah hear dese stumpies wut joined up he nub know wut dey is so he go have a look.
He bring his army.
Orcs is runnin ovah Khaz Modan.

Orcs still under sway of Mannoroth an stupid warlocks juss not directly.
Deys also havinum tricks up dey sleeve.
Dey git deyr hands on da Demon Soul, is big bad mojo artifact, you nub know bout it?

Okies minor detour den. Memba Neltharion? Big dragon wut went bonkers an started killin everyone?
Well as I mention 'fore dat wus da Old God mojo. Is was part of dey first plan to get out. Well, eh eh is first plan Bloodscream knows about, which means was probably plan eight or nine.

Da Demon Soul

See back before War of da Ancient, Neltharion was keeper of da deep places. He got whispers from da Old Gods in his brainpan.
Old Gods convince Neltharion he should be leadah of all Dragons an wirship as God by everyone else.
Neltharion convince all da Dragons an some gobbo engineers dey need bubhosh weapon against Legion.
So dey forge da Dragon Soul. Old Gods slip a little mojo in deyr too, an on da day da Legion came. Neltharion used da Dragon Soul to destroy everyone in his way an try an take ovah dragons. He git fully corrupted an through his acts an again, little Old God mojo, Dragon Soul corrupt too. Become Demon Soul. Was weapon Deathwing used to kick everyones butt. I reckon da plan was Sargeras would sees its, wants its, gits it, use it and whammo, Old Gods is free.
It no really pan out dat way. He git too cocky an end up being stopped by Dragons at last moment and driven off, takin Demon Soul wit he.
Malfurion Stormrage an a bunch of oda dragons ended up stealin it from Deathwing.
Den Illidan steal it from Malfurion an try to open portal in Well for Sargy.
Malfurion stopped him at last second.
After war was ovah an world go boom an all da mess done wit.
Malfurion an da dragons wut hid da ting.

Well about da time dat Orcs was invadin is when Deathwing, who turns out had taken pinkskin form an set heself up as some Lord or anoda.
He manage to find out where is Demon Soul but he can nub git to it so he tell warlocks where it be.
Dragonmaw Clan git deyr hands on it and use Demon Soul to capture Red Queen Alexstrasza.
Now holdin dragon queen hostage, warlocks force red dragonflight to fight fer dem.

So Orcs is rippin da place apart. Dey run ovah Elf outposts near Quel'Thalas, dey run over all kinds of pinkskin cities.
Lothar was doin wut he could but it wasn't lookin gud for he an new Alliance forces.
So course wut happened? Same ting always happens. Warlocks screwed us.
Dey screwed us an sold us out to Sargeras an dragged us into dis war.
We managed to regain enough of our senses to retake command of army an started winnin da war.
So warlocks wait till pinkskin army is ready to fall an is time for deathstroke.

Den dey all git on boats and sail off.
Shithead still lookin fer Sargeras avatar shell memba? Sargeras tell he, when battle is won, go find shell.
At least I giggle dat warlocks screwed Sargeras too cause dey no wait till afta, dey go now.
Half of Orc army dat still follows warlocks leaves.
Doomahammah forced to fall back.

So Shithead leaves wit Stormreavahs an Twilight Hammah Clans.
Doomhammah pissed an goes aftah dem. He been robbed of victory in war he got dragged into.
Shithead he open doors to tomb of Sargeras and git eaten by demons, is very funny.
Now Shithead gone, Stormreavahs an Twilight Hammah try an leave an dey run into Doomhammah who makes squishy noises wit deyr heads.
Long overdue, warlocks git stomped.

Delay give Lothar time to regroup an makinum plan.
Doomhammah git back an find Alliance waitin fer him.
Dey force Doomahammah South and havinum huge fight at Blackrock.
Anduin Lothar die at hands of Doomhanmmah dat battle but pinkskins rallied an force Orcs South again.
Orcs forced all da way back to Swamp of Sorrows.
Pinkskin Turalyon wut was Lothar lovah he be really mad dat Lothar dead.
He bring down Black Portal.

Orc army supply lines cut, outnumbahed an surrounded, dey was rounded up by pinkskins.
Pinkskin build castle near where Portal was to keep eye on place.
Pinkskins build many camps fer keepin dey Orc prisonners.