“Damned orcs, can't even keep their leadership stable for a whole week?”, he mumbled to himself as he walked through the city. “Why can't they just get along with themselves? There are more important people to kill, damnit.”
“Those self righteous purple elves for example!”, he yelled at a passing orc, who glared at him. “Or those thrice cursed wolf people. Why doesn't someone pay me to fight them for once?” He continued to make his way through the city, eventually getting situated at the bar of the Broken Tusk
“You know what the worst part about the Horde is?”, He asked to no one in particular. No one answered. “There are no light-damned chairs anywhere. Dwarves may smell like something that came out of an Elekk's ass, but they put chairs in their inns.”
“I can't believe I'm doing this.” Feorn mumbled as he reluctantly pulled out a parchment, inkpot and quill from his satchel. “My first good lead on a semi-competent weapon swinger and he up and joins the Grim. Of all the groups to join...”, he started scratching away at the paper.
“This is likely to get me killed, but beggars and choosers and all that, eh?”, he mumbled as he packed away his writing implements. “I better not deliver this myself, just in case...” He left a handful of silver and copper on the bar and walked off to find a courier.To Whom It May Concern,
I, Feorn Starcaller, hereby tender my application to join the ranks of the Grim. I am prepared to offer my services as field medic, assassin, thug, ruffian, trooper, or general purpose killer. I am skilled and experienced in the fields of: logistics disruption and espionage, assassination, extortion, arson, tactical asset acquisitions, large scale infantry warfare, and small squad combat.
My specific skills include: Keeping combatants on their feet until their opponents aren't.
Though my past affiliations and allegiances may give an organization like yours pause, be assured that I am committed to the Horde and hold no ties to the Alliance. I am prepared to swear whatever oaths you require. My joining your organization is contingent upon receiving assurances of: room and board, a fair share of plunder from any combat operations, and not being stabbed in the back by a fellow member.
Sincerely,
Feorn Starcaller