A small well-dressed ape appears and hands a jeweled gold banana to a marked representative of the Grim.
Once the banana is firmly in the hand of the Grim member the top of it flips open revealing a tiny holographic goblin.
"Well met!" says the tiny figure.
"I am Valgaz Fizzletop, heir to the once renowned Fizzletop Brewing Company Family. I have heard about the Grim's motto of "Peace through Annihilation" and believe that it is something that I would be interested in taking part in. The Alliance has wronged my family in many ways and I would like them annihilated, so that I may one day continue and expand the family business. I believe that my skills and wealth could be of good use to the Grim."
The hologram flickers a bit.
"Damned ape" Valgaz complains.
"Please return the device to the ape with a recorded response."
The snazzy little ape waits with his hands open to return to his master.
What in the world is that?
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