A ladies gob?
A ladies gob?
Some of you may have heard reports of me being stalking about in Stormwind. As much as I can stalk, having no training in stalkology and while wearing plate armour.
My explaination is this: I was contracted by a robe-wearing goblin, don't ask me his name, I don't bother remembering the names of those I consider insignificant, to mark some inhabitants for death.
Apparently this gobin created devices inside missiles which, when fired and active, would track and detonate humaniods baring a resemblance or image of bunnies.
He asked me to enter Stormwind and somehow place bunny ears upon the heads of females of vairous species there. (He apparently had some obsession with females. And bunnies.) Which I did so by wearing a hood and posing as a merchant selling ears to specific individuals.
I returned to him, declaired success, then stood back to watch him work his contraption. (I don't trust gobln tech-no-ology most of the time.) His invention might have worked except for an oversight: he had a bunny head visabley tattooed on his skin. I laughed at the results until I relised that I will never recieve any pay from a gob whos body has been incinerated.
Points I shall make here:
1. Killing is always best done up-close, direct, and personal.
2. Guys can't always expect to be payed by a gob. Expessally those dressed in a bath robe.
3. I'm still good looking.
As long as I get to kill something.