Foreword: This missive has been scribed by Neil the Horrid. I'm not sure if what she said about her abilities is true or not, but I would appreciate you accept her into your number so that she doesn't assume I botched her letter and come kill me. Please.
Grim,
As my current state doesn't allow me to write my own letter, I have hired a scribe, and if he fails to write this as I say it, he will suffer. I have heard your name spoken amongst the Apothecaries with reverence as responsible for as many deaths as the plague, if not more. I wish to be a part of that.
Sincerely,
Apothecary Lightcursed.
Yet another letter.
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