Ghoul in the Closet
Emmons - December 21, 2005
"This has been an excellent evening," Emmons thought to himself, 
"I've finally rescued that *explicit* reindeer, even if the 
dragon burnt a bit," he brushed a bit of soot from his tabard, "I 
still got to spend another evening with Wadjet..." He eyed her 
while she spoke with Great Father Winter, a smile appearing 
across Emmons face. 
The two, along with Sehkar (and Winslow of course), were about to 
head out to retrieve a lost shipment for those detestable green 
salesmen. Finally, the holidays were setting in, and while the 
incident with Licidion was still fresh in their minds, things 
were looking up and seeming to go Emmons' way for once. As a 
matter of fact, life was almost ideal, if it wasn't for the high 
price of that di...it was about to happen again. He quickly 
grabbed his hearthstone, and spoke into it above the din of 
Orgrimmar's trade district, "Grims, I don't think I can join you 
this evening." Wadjet and Sehkar didn't seem to notice Emmons 
black out this time... 
Some time had passed since his blackouts began, and they didn't 
show any signs of stoping any time soon. Every time was the same, 
Emmons would black out, his eyes would open, but not to what he 
had seen before. He is surrounded in total darkness, nothingness, 
just him, nothing else. Soon the darkness fades to a green, and 
Emmons feels a nostalgic happiness, and he hears a voice, he 
cannot make out the words, but it seems a familiar voice, but he 
still cannot make out what is being said. The green happiness is 
short lived however; every time, just as Emmons feels the voice 
drawing nearer, almost able to make out what it is saying, the 
green melts into a dark maroon, and he is overcome with hunger, a 
hunger he knew all too well, a hunger that was gladly spent 
afloat at sea, and not where it could do harm. The voice is still 
there, and it is still a familiar one, but not...quite...the same 
as before. Just as the hunger becomes unbearable, he always wakes 
up. Sometimes minutes have passed, sometimes hours, once he had 
blacked out for nearly two days before he awoke, and he always 
had questions afterwards, questions he couldn't find answers to, 
but unable to find in the document that had usually provided his 
answers, the journal he had kept with him since life, it was 
waterlogged and brittle, but it was the only reminder of who he 
was before he had been transformed. 
Emmons' first answer came by surprise and quite suddenly one 
night. Emmons was smashed, drunker than he had been in quite some 
time, as he sat in a circle on the floor of the Gallow's End 
Tavern, when Tekebob aproached him with a young, and obviously 
newly undead Warlock. 
"This mon be wantin' to see ya, Emmons. He be sayin' he have very 
urgent news for ya.", the troll said, sporting his overalls, 
fishing hat, and a pitchfork. 
Emmons nodded at Tekebob, and the warlock stepped forward. 
"Emmons, I've been searching for you for quite some time now, but 
the news I have for you is...well...can we speak in private?", 
the newcomer Warlock spoke, obviously not comfortable around the 
other hordemembers around him. 
"Aye, let's duck into the *hic* cellar for a moment." Emmons got 
up, stumbling while Clys, Danlily, and Vuudu began dancing, and 
followed the Warlock to the cellar. 
Once they arrived, the warlock turned around and began to speak, 
"Emmons, my name is Burine, I bear sad news, and you may want to 
sit down." Emmons plopped to the floor, and tried to remain 
balanced sitting. "First off, this may come as a shock to you, 
but in life, I bore the last name, Indiana, Emmons, I'm you're 
brother." Emmons sat straight up, he was leery of strangers 
claiming to be kin. 
"Well what proof do ye have that you and I come from the same 
blood?" Burine slowly rolled up his sleeve, revealing a red and 
yellow shield, with a dagger and a sword behind it tattooed onto 
his bicep. It was the Indiana family crest, a tattoo that Emmons 
also bore in the same exact spot. Emmons immediately sobered up 
and spoke, "so you must be the one I read about in my journal, 
I've been mad at my livin' self for not clearly namin' the people 
I was talkin' about." 
"Aye, but that's not all I came to tell you, that after you 
dissapeared five years ago, Mother and Father devoted their whole 
being to finding what happened to you, the King of Stormwind even 
granted father a few of his best knights to aid, for some favor 
he owed him, the last we heard of them before they too 
dissapeared, they were headed here to the Undercity, but I fear 
they became lost in the plaguelands, they are either dead, or 
amongst the scourge's ranks." Emmons immediately recognized 
everything from his visions, the voice, at least the first one, 
had been Burine. 
Emmons would need time to absorb the news, but today was a day of 
celebration of the Winter Veil, and he was determined to let 
nothing ruin that, he brought Burine up, introduced him to the 
Grims that had remained there, all were clearly inebriated, and 
nearly all were missing articles of clothing, but he did not 
stay. Emmons wished Burine, and everyone the best, and set off to 
his favorite casket in the Undercity for some thinking, but he 
never got there, for on the way out, he blacked out again... 
More time, still no answers...
Burine, Wadjet, and Emmons had toiled long and hard searching for 
clues to the past, and their link to the present. The blackouts 
weren't lessening at all, and none of the three could find any 
information to help. In the mean time, Emmons took to his 
favorite pasttimes to get his mind off things, fishing and 
drinking. It was during one of these fishing trips that Wadjet 
found him, and presented her idea, "Hi Emmy.", the two made idle 
chitchat for a while, "...and I was thinkin', remember the potion 
you took a while back, the one that put you to sleep, an' helped 
you remember thing? I was thinkin' Burine should take some, and 
maybe it can help him remember!" 
Emmons pondered this a moment, drunkenly trying to recall what 
she was talking about, "Oh yes, the Elixir of Deep Sleep, or 
Draught of Sleepy-...oh, whatever it was called. We'll have to 
find an alchemist to whip one up, and give it to him. Thank you 
Wadjet, I would have never thought of that myself." Emmons took 
another gulp of his Darkmoon Special Reserve, "Come on, lets go 
to Booty Bay, there are shops there you'd like." 
Wadjet responded worriedly, "I dunno, there's bad alliance there, 
last time I went, it took you, Trilok, and Eelai to get me out." 
Putting on his most macho voice, Emmons said, "Don't worry ma'am, 
I'll protect you, now come on, I'll buy you somethin' nice." 
The two traveld down the road to Booty Bay, after stopping by the 
shops a bit, Wadjet purchasing a new shirt, and Emmons presenting 
her with a pet Senegal parrot, he took her to a place with deep 
meaning to him. 
"One moment, I see I have some mail, v2, go fetch it for me." The 
little mechanical squirrel jumped off his shoulder and began to 
swim back shore. The small rampart overlooked the ocean, Emmons 
had been here many a time, the Sunsets were beautiful, and the 
sunrises even more so, but now was not the time for that. Wadjet, 
last time I was here, I ran into an old friend." 
"Oh? Friends? Who was it?", Wadjet replied, quizzically. 
"Aye, his name is Nysphwylde, he's changed his name to avoid me 
now, he was the one formerly known as Styffmystyr.", Emmons voice 
rose, clearly getting angry, "It's his fault I am what I am, he 
caused me death," he was now practically yelling, "He pulled the 
booby trap, and left me to die with the scourge!" Emmons was 
panting now, Wadjet looked almost afraid of the emotions he was 
showing. "I...I'm sorry I blew up like that, I..." But v2 was 
pulling on Emmons' pant leg, letter in mouth. Emmons opened it 
and read it. "It's from Lord Ravenholdt, he's requesting my 
presence, and I may be gone for a few days, I should get some 
rest at the inn." Wadjet nodded, and said, "Well, I will lay with 
you till you fall asleep." The two retreated to the inn, and 
sleep came quickly, and Emmons slept calmly that night.