The Wordbearer's Rage (2/25)

[Leyujin]

Leyujin: ALRIGH', WHO DA FEL LET DA DISGRACE TA 'IS SPECIES ESCAPE FROM DA GUILD JAILS?
Lilliana: What?
Malhavik: I'm still here good sir!
Leyujin: WHO WILL DIE FO' DIS LAPSE?!
Leyujin: NOT JOO, MALHAVIK, SHURRUP!
Akorharil: Wha? Val was never in jail to begin with.
Leyujin: AH'M TALKIN' ABOOT KONRO!
Valindria: Indeed, Akor. I don't do things that end up with me in confinement.
Ruuki: *sounds rather surprised* I locked him up tight and took his weapons, there's no way he could have gotten out on his own.
Leyujin: E'S GONE! SCARPERED! OUTTA SIGHT!
Tuskinar: Ya guards must be dumb, den.
Tuskinar: *cackles*
Valindria: That's not very descriptive, Leyujin.
Leyujin: Dey *our* guards, Tuskinah, an' it ain't NO laughin' mattah!
Akorahil: Maybe he's on the chamber pot.
Leyujin: <simmers down to a nice, brisk boil> Da guards sey sum Elf wench broke in an' overpowered dem.
Akorharil: Who is the Konro, anyways? By the nine, how many people do we have locked up right now?
Leyujin: Konro be a Garrosh extremist who endangered Lilliana an' got Lupinum cursed ba Malhavik.
Malhavik: I must stress that was not my fault.
Leyujin: MALHAVIK!
Malhavik: Yes, wordbearer?
Ruuki: He's an idiot and I'm ashamed he's a member of my species.
Leyujin: Joo wuz der! Explain wut happened, *now*, befo' ma tempah blows a hole troo yo' skull!
Akorharil: Bah. I'm surprised the Chatterbox hasnt fallen down a flight of stairs yet.
Malhavik: Lupinum would be better able to speak than I. I'm afraid I'm at the end of my rope in mana stores.
Lupinum: Hrmph.
Leyujin: SUM'UN GIV ME A BETTAH EXPLANATION DEN DESE INCOMPETENT GUARDS O' JOO ALL CLEANIN' OUT MA OUTHOUSE!
Lupinum: There was an Elf, Wordbearer.
Lupinum: She didn't stomp down the stairs, she just... appeared. Almost like the shadows spat her out.
Lupinum: She touched Konro's cell door and it blew clear off its hinges. She gave him an illusioned disguise and sent him away.
Ruuki: A shadow priest, then?
Lupinum: I've never seen one so completely enveloped...
Lupinum: I can't say for sure, either way.
Ruuki: Hmph. I'm surprised he didn't give himself away with his bumbling nature.
Leyujin: <snarls> This elf mus' be yo' PET, Malhavik!
Leyujin: WE 'AD 'ER AN' SHE GOT AWAY!
Malhavik: Lupinum... you left out...
Lupinum: I left out nothing Warlock.
Akorharil: Interesting that Malhavik's 'pet' would blow the door off the wrong cell.
Leyujin: Wut did e' leave out, Malhavik. <sounds dangerously quiet>
Malhavik: Yes!
Malhavik: Akor... not dumb...
Malhavik: *passes out*
Lilliana: Leyu'jin, you serious? Tauren face is gone?
Leyujin: Aye.
Leyujin: Sum Elf wit' overpowerin' shadow magicks broke 'im out.
Lilliana: He put in a cell near Lupinum and Malhavik?
Shadow Hunter Rala says: Watch da shadows, boss-mon
Leyujin: Ah no sho, but ah believe Ruuki put 'im far away.
Ruuki: Yes, I did. I figured that would be the wisest course of action.
Lilliana: *only says one word.....* Okay. *and sighs*
Leyujin: Why joo askin', Lilly? Ah do be surprised no 'un else got broken out...
Lilliana: Because I was going to point out that neither of them said anything....but.....that's not an issue.
Leyujin: Screw it. We ain't got time ta deal wit' dat now. Kyoukimaru! Joo be on tanight, so tank yo' lucky stahs. Grim, we meetin' at Bilgewatah Harbor. Ah need a drink. O' five.

[Lilliana]

((I wish I hadn't missed most of that!))

[Filora]

[[ What they left out... ]]