The True Villain Is...

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The True Villain Is...

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(At the Wyvern's Tail...)
21:26:38 You look around.
21:26:42 Konro hands a drink over to the troll.
21:26:48 [Filora]: Aren't you two supposed to be in the dungeon?
21:26:48 Lupinum flicks his eyes to the Elf.
21:27:07 Grinjowl grabs the drink gladly!
21:27:26 Konro points at you.
21:27:30 [Konro]: Elf.
21:27:31 You look at Konro.
21:27:36 [Filora]: Cow.
21:27:39 [Grinjowl]: So tell me wut bringsh joo sorry sacks out so late dish night?
21:27:58 [Grinjowl]: A girl? Hooray!
21:28:00 [Konro]: I wash going to help Lulu deal with hish addiction.
21:28:06 Lupinum nods.
21:28:14 [Filora]: Err...
21:28:16 [Grinjowl]: Ave a drink wit us gurl!
21:28:19 Konro drunkenly eyes the elf.
21:28:20 You look at Grinjowl.
21:28:23 [Filora]: I don't like men.
21:28:27 [Filora]: I like women.
21:28:32 Konro laughs at you.
21:28:38 [Konro]: Of course you do.
21:28:44 [Grinjowl]: Fine fine, so long as ya like deh drink too!
21:28:53 Lupinum laughs and slips on a ring.
21:28:58 Filora eyes the troll. She looks at Konro too.
21:29:08 [Filora]: He's a troublemaker.
21:29:11 You point at Konro.
21:29:14 [Filora]: Everyone says so.
21:29:15 Grinjowl laughs at Lupinum.
21:29:17 [Konro]: God you got ugly fast.
21:29:21 Lupinum winks slyly at Grinjowl.
21:29:37 [Grinjowl]: Tad small fo' mah liking.
21:30:19 You look at Konro.
21:30:19 [Lupinum]: Thish ring givesh me too much skin. I missh the air singing through my bones.
21:30:28 [Konro]: How am I a troublemaker? I don't do nuthin.
21:30:32 [Grinjowl]: Dats gross mon.
21:30:39 [Filora]: Even Xara said so.
21:30:47 Filora watches Konro for his reaction.
21:30:51 [Konro]: Xara'sh just mad 'cause I shtabbed her.
21:30:53 You look at Civarra.
21:31:02 Konro waves at Civarra.
21:31:06 [Filora]: Oh, hey, Civarra.
21:31:09 [Konro]: You need a drink.
21:31:10 Lupinum claps a hand on Konro's heavily plated shoulder.
21:31:16 [Civarra]: Hi!
21:31:22 Civarra waves all around.
21:31:23 [Filora]: Been awhile.
21:31:31 [Civarra]: Um, years I think?
21:31:34 Grinjowl waves at Civarra.
21:31:35 [Filora]: A few.
21:31:43 [Filora]: I didn't think you made it through Sanctuary's fall.
21:32:01 [Civarra]: Nearly didn't! But, Captain was a good teacher.
21:32:01 Konro ponders what the elfess said earlier.
21:32:33 [Filora]: If you say so. The only thing she ever taught me was what alcoholism looked like.
21:32:38 Lupinum hastily heads to the bar.
21:32:46 Konro grins wickedly at Lupinum.
21:32:54 [Civarra]: Well, she's not one for quitting.
21:32:55 Civarra grins.
21:33:02 Filora raises her eyebrows.
21:33:12 [Civarra]: Mmmm, steak!
21:33:18 [Konro]: Hey.
21:33:19 [Grinjowl]: Joo all know each othah?
21:33:23 [Filora]: Hey, Civarra, don't let the Forsaken touch you.
21:33:28 You look at Grinjowl.
21:33:30 [Konro]: that's my shteak.
21:33:43 Lupinum blinks. "You say that like I'm plague-ridden."
21:33:52 [Filora]: You are plague-ridden.
21:33:58 Konro snatches the steak off of the brazier, only to be replaced with another by Gravy.
21:34:07 [Civarra]: Oh! No touchy please then, sir.
21:34:07 Lupinum growls softly.
21:34:18 [Konro]: He'sh not plague ridden
21:34:18 [Filora]: And then there's the curse, too.
21:34:22 [Konro]: He'sh fine!
21:34:32 [Konro]: Here, i'll prove it.
21:34:38 You look at Konro.
21:34:50 You look at Grinjowl.
21:34:56 [Filora]: Don't let him touch you either.
21:35:12 Konro grabs Lupinum's arm and puts it on his neck.
21:35:18 [Grinjowl]: Who now?
21:35:19 [Civarra]: Hmm....
21:35:23 You point at Lupinum.
21:35:25 [Civarra]: They're friendly anyway.
21:35:28 [Filora]: He'll infect you if he touches you.
21:35:38 [Konro]: No he won't. I just did it.
21:35:44 Konro nods at Lupinum.
21:35:47 Lupinum is keeping centimeters of space between Konro's neck and his claws.
21:35:54 [Lupinum]: See? No problem.
21:36:01 Lupinum grins at you wickedly.
21:36:04 [Filora]: Show us your hand, then.
21:36:09 [Konro]: Now Lupinum here ish a hugger.
21:36:09 [Civarra]: And...kiss each other.
21:36:15 [Grinjowl]: Wait who be shick?
21:36:17 Lupinum frowns with disappointment at Civarra.
21:36:17 You look at Civarra.
21:36:23 Konro blinks at Civarra.
21:36:23 [Filora]: Him, the Forsaken.
21:36:25 You point at Lupinum.
21:36:38 [Civarra]: What? It's the only way to be sure.
21:36:46 You agree with Civarra.
21:37:03 Civarra nods at you.
21:37:09 [Konro]: Lupinum really likesh hugging people. Go on buddy, make shome new friends. *Konro shoves the zombie towardsh the two elves*
21:37:12 [Filora]: Yeah, they should kiss if they wanna prove it.
21:37:20 Lupinum stumbles forward.
21:37:25 Filora takes Civarra's arm to pull her back.
21:37:35 Civarra pets Kissable.
21:37:38 [Filora]: Hey, if you guys kiss, then we'll kiss. Deal?
21:37:38 [Lupinum]: Alright, alright. Enough.
21:37:44 [Konro]: ...
21:37:47 Civarra chuckles.
21:37:48 [Grinjowl]: HAH!
21:37:50 [Lupinum]: Let's just drink. Enough plague jokes. I know I'm dead. ...hic!
21:37:54 Konro looks at Lupinum.
21:38:05 Lupinum says this blandly, his eyes are fixed on the two Elves.
21:38:23 [Konro]: How about this. You two kiss and then me and the zombie will kiss. ...hic!
21:38:24 You look at Lupinum.
21:38:29 [Filora]: Yeah, no.
21:38:37 Lupinum shakes his head to clear it.
21:38:37 [Konro]: elvesh cannot be trusted.
21:38:43 [Lupinum]: Konro'sh right!
21:38:51 [Filora]: You're the one who got thrown in a dungeon Twice. In the past three days.
21:39:02 [Konro]: Not my fault people don't like me.
21:39:06 Lupinum moves his eyes over to the troll.
21:39:07 [Civarra]: I thought it was the forsaken who cannot be trusted? That whole Wrath Gate thing?
21:39:12 [Filora]: ...I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is exactly your fault.
21:39:12 [Grinjowl]: Hey now that ish kinda impressive.
21:39:20 Grinjowl waves at Lupinum.
21:39:29 [Konro]: Well it'sh not like Lulu wash at the Wrathgate right Lup?
21:39:57 Lupinum has no expression. He appears to be savoring something, and is practically salivating.
21:40:06 [Lupinum]: Wha, hm? Oh, no... I was in a river
21:40:08 [Lupinum]: Or something
21:40:21 [Grinjowl]: Eh.. ...hic!
21:40:23 [Konro]: I'll take it. ...hic!
21:40:32 Lupinum drinks nervously.
21:40:32 [Konro]: Now shtart shmoochin. ...hic!
21:40:40 Grinjowl nods.
21:40:47 [Konro]: Or I will puke on you.
21:40:47 Lupinum passes something to Konro.
21:40:52 [Filora]: I told you to deal. You two first. With tongue.
21:41:24 [Lupinum]: I think you two go first
21:41:34 [Konro]: Yeah, you two go first.
21:41:46 [Filora]: We're not the ones with something to prove.
21:41:55 [Civarra]: Yeah!
21:42:02 [Konro]: Excuse yourselves, the shunreaversh betrayed the Kirin Tor.
21:42:10 [Filora]: The who?
21:42:14 [Civarra]: The what?
21:42:18 [Konro]: The Shunreavers. ...hic!
21:42:26 Civarra blinks.
21:42:27 [Grinjowl]: Eh I recall you shayin joo liked gurls
21:42:28 You shrug at Civarra. Who knows?
21:42:37 [Grinjowl]: Ya do too have shomethin tah prove ...hic!
21:42:44 Lupinum glances back at the Troll and nods his agreement.
21:42:46 [Konro]: You know, the guysh who betrayed the Kirin tor and bombed Theramore. ...hic!
21:42:53 Konro nods at Grinjowl.
21:43:08 [Filora]: Since when do I have to prove my sexuality to anyone? That's prejudiced against gay people.
21:43:13 [Civarra]: Yeah!
21:43:21 Konro lets out a long, drawn-out sigh.
21:43:25 [Grinjowl]: ya mean elves?
21:43:26 Lupinum blinks at Konro.
21:43:27 Grinjowl laughs.
21:43:41 Filora looks at Lupinum as he gets closer to the troll.
21:43:41 [Konro]: Here, I got an idea. ...hic!
21:43:42 [Grinjowl]: I'm just pokin fun ladies
21:43:52 [Filora]: Well, I'm not. About him, anyway.
21:43:54 You point at Lupinum.
21:44:04 Lupinum bares his teeth in a grin.
21:44:04 [Filora]: Go ahead, Loopy, show them your hand.
21:44:14 You look at Konro.
21:44:18 Konro shoves a drink in the direction of both elves.
21:44:22 Lupinum holds up his gloved hand and wiggles his claws.
21:44:25 Filora blinks, taking it.
21:44:36 Civarra shrugs, taking hers as well.
21:44:42 You look at Civarra.
21:44:43 You shrug at Civarra. Who knows?
21:44:44 You raise a drink to Civarra. Cheers!
21:44:56 Lupinum grins wickedly at Konro.
21:44:56 Civarra raises a drink to you. Cheers!
21:45:08 [Filora]: Really, I don't need any help getting in her pants, though.
21:45:19 [Civarra]: Hey! What?
21:45:20 Konro 's jaw drops.
21:45:33 Lupinum says nothing. He is still fixated on the Troll.
21:45:34 Grinjowl laughs.
21:45:36 [Filora]: Anyway, Loopy, take the glove off.
21:45:57 [Civarra]: We were in very VERY close quarters on the ship.
21:45:58 [Filora]: Azeroth to Lupinum. Come in.
21:46:04 [Konro]: No, I think we need to addressh the getting in pantsh thing.
21:46:05 [Grinjowl]: Eh mon you really shtartin to creep me out ...hic!
21:46:07 Lupinum blinks and looks over.
21:46:11 [Lupinum]: Huh? ...hic!
21:46:14 [Konro]: Let'sh deal with that first.
21:46:20 Lupinum nods at Konro.
21:46:23 [Filora]: I'm telling you. I'm not joking. He's cursed and he'll spread it to you if he gets the chance.
21:46:30 [Konro]: No he will not!
21:46:36 [Konro]: He'sh perfectly shafe! ...hic!
21:46:38 [Lupinum]: Would the Wordbearer let me out if I wash a danger, Filora? ...hic!
21:46:45 Konro nods at Lupinum.
21:46:51 Filora hesitates. She knows Leyu'jin doesn't mess around.
21:47:00 [Konro]: Leyujin let me out too shooooo
21:47:03 [Filora]: Why are you eyeing us like medium-rare steaks then?
21:47:05 [Civarra]: Psst...he hasn't shown his hand yet.
21:47:18 [Konro]: that'sh cause you two haven't kissed!
21:47:19 [Grinjowl]: Ah shee it!
21:47:20 [Lupinum]: I'm not, I haven't been!
21:47:27 [Lupinum]: You're just... sho lovely!
21:47:31 Lupinum awkwardly covers.
21:47:36 Filora points at Lupinum's mouth. "There's drool there."
21:47:36 [Konro]: You two kissh and he'll take off the glove.
21:47:43 Lupinum nods at Konro.
21:47:54 [Filora]: Both gloves. I don't know which hands it is.
21:47:58 [Grinjowl]: Eh now dat be discriminatin on undead race
21:48:02 [Konro]: Deal!
21:48:06 [Grinjowl]: Dey ALL got drool der!
21:48:16 [Konro]: Now get to it!
21:48:19 [Lupinum]: Thank you, druid.
21:48:50 You look at Civarra.
21:49:03 Civarra blinks at you.
21:49:14 Filora wraps an arm around Civarra's waist, pulls the other elf to her, and kisses her.
21:49:22 Konro cheers!
21:49:27 Lupinum claps excitedly.
21:50:00 [Grinjowl]: Wait wha?
21:50:07 [Grinjowl]: Do it again ah wash drinkin
21:50:12 Lupinum smiles.
21:50:12 Civarra tilts into the kiss, raking her fingers through Filora's hair.
21:50:23 Filora lets go of Civarra rather abruptly.
21:50:29 Konro 's jaw drops.
21:50:29 You look at Lupinum.
21:50:38 [Filora]: Okay, now show us you're marked.
21:50:39 [Civarra]: Wha-?
21:50:41 [Konro]: first thingsh first. ...hic!
21:50:57 Lupinum growls and holds up his hands.
21:50:59 [Konro]: Hey Sanctuary, you use magic?
21:51:31 Civarra is still recovering.
21:51:44 [Filora]: Gloves off, was the deal.
21:51:49 [Konro]: He will.
21:51:56 [Konro]: Just one question.
21:52:14 [Konro]: Does that elf *points at Civarra* use magic?
21:52:18 Lupinum rolls up his robe sleeves very slowly.
21:52:23 You look at Lupinum.
21:52:29 [Civarra]: That's a very personal question for us elves, sir.
21:52:41 [Grinjowl]: Ah joo kiddin me?
21:52:42 [Konro]: Wait! Elvesh are all magical!
21:52:46 Grinjowl laughs at Konro.
21:52:48 Lupinum looks at Konro.
21:52:49 [Filora]: Yes. You should tell her something personal about yourself, first.
21:52:53 [Civarra]: Then why are ya askin?!
21:53:02 Lupinum lets his robes fall back down.
21:53:09 [Konro]: fine, i'll tell her something personal. ...hic!
21:53:18 [Konro]: I'm an alcoholic.
21:53:28 [Civarra]: We are used to those.
21:53:29 You look at Konro.
21:53:33 [Filora]: Join the club.
21:53:34 [Grinjowl]: Cheers, brotha.
21:53:40 Grinjowl raises a mug.
21:53:45 [Konro]: Fine, something more personal.
21:54:34 [Konro]: MY entire tribe was shlaughtered by hunters. *he says nonchalantly*
21:55:08 [Konro]: Now do you use magic?
21:56:04 You look at Civarra.
21:56:09 Civarra smiles at you.
21:56:10 Lupinum blinks at Civarra.
21:56:22 [Civarra]: Nope!
21:56:24 [Filora]: I guess you have to answer now.
21:56:28 [Filora]: Ah. There you go.
21:56:31 You look at Konro.
21:56:40 Konro swears in several languages.
21:56:49 Civarra smiles at Konro.
21:56:50 Lupinum lifts a shoulder in a shrug.
21:57:09 [Konro]: Alright, Lulu take off the gloves.
21:57:16 You look at Lupinum.
21:57:26 [Filora]: You let him call you Lulu?
21:57:29 Lupinum pulls at the fingers of his right gloves slowly.
21:57:39 [Lupinum]: Konkon knowsh that without me, hish hide would be long gone.
21:57:51 Konro eyes Grinjowl up and down.
21:58:47 Lupinum tosses the glove onto the ground and holds up his palm.
21:58:56 You look at Lupinum.
21:59:13 [Grinjowl]: Wut ish it ...hic!
21:59:21 [Grinjowl]: wut am ah lookin at?
21:59:34 [Konro]: Nothing at all.
21:59:39 Lupinum grins wickedly at Grinjowl.
21:59:53 [Filora]: This isn't a striptease, you know.
21:59:58 [Filora]: Get on with it.
22:00:09 [Konro]: That'sh a good idea though.
22:00:12 Lupinum looks at Filora. "I could, but this setting... "
22:00:26 Lupinum pulls the fingers of the left one, equally slow.
22:00:28 Grinjowl laughs at Lupinum.
22:00:56 Filora gives Civarra an amused look.
22:01:11 [Civarra]: Oh baby, oh baby.
22:01:12 Konro drops his axe on the table to make sure he doesn't attack anyone.
22:01:13 Lupinum 's glove falls to the floor and he holds up both of his palms.
22:01:23 [Lupinum]: See? Nothing.
22:01:24 [Filora]: The backs. Show us the backs.
22:01:35 [Civarra]: Yeah!
22:01:37 Lupinum side glances at Konro briefly.
22:01:41 [Konro]: What'll that prove?
22:01:52 [Filora]: If he's marked or not, like the whole point was all along.
22:02:01 [Filora]: I saw Malhavik touch him, I want to know if he got cursed.
22:02:14 [Konro]: Mine is on my palm. *Konro holdsh up the back of hish hand to show his mark*
22:02:14 [Civarra]: That he's not into tauren men. Oh! And that.
22:02:36 Lupinum narrows his eyes but doesn't move.
22:02:41 You blink at Konro.
22:02:43 [Konro]: See! On my palm.
22:02:46 [Filora]: You're marked already?
22:03:01 [Konro]: Uh, yeah.
22:03:56 Konro eyes Grinjowl up and down.
22:04:45 You look at Lupinum.
22:04:51 [Filora]: Then you won't mind showing us the backs.
22:04:52 Lupinum moves his head in an almost imperceptible motion.
22:04:52 Konro points over yonder.
22:05:02 You blink your eyes.
22:05:04 [Filora]: What?
22:05:10 Lupinum lunges forward and plants his hand firmly on the trolls.
22:05:11 Konro shoves Lulu over to the troll.
22:05:19 [Filora]: Gah!
22:05:26 Filora grabs Civarra and pulls her back with her.
22:05:34 [Konro]: Let's all be cool now.
22:05:46 [Filora]: Did Leyu'jin approve of this?!
22:05:58 [Konro]: I seriously doubt that.
22:06:02 [Grinjowl]: Ah... Datsh not right
22:06:08 Grinjowl falls over
22:06:10 Grinjowl lies down.
22:06:15 [Civarra]: You can all enjoy holding hands, we'll just be...like...not around.
22:06:31 [Filora]: You're in such trouble, Loopy.
22:06:39 Lupinum blinks as the mana pulses through his mark, up through his arm.
22:06:52 [Lupinum]: I... suppose...
22:07:16 [Konro]: All right, now we're all okay aren't we.
22:07:54 You look at Konro.
22:08:01 Civarra blinks at you.
22:08:08 [Civarra]: You introduce me to the strangest people.
22:08:08 [Filora]: Now what?
22:08:12 [Konro]: Fact. I didn't do anything.
22:08:15 You look at Civarra.
22:08:22 Lupinum wavers on his feet.
22:08:22 [Konro]: You cannot blame me for what happened.
22:08:23 You look at Konro.
22:08:25 Grinjowl sits up slowly.
22:08:32 [Filora]: I can do whatever I want, actually.
22:08:36 [Civarra]: Yeah!
22:08:36 [Lupinum]: I can take the blame on this one, Konro...
22:08:39 Civarra scowls.
22:08:47 [Konro]: I didn't cause this. ...hic!
22:08:54 [Filora]: You didn't stop it.
22:09:08 Grinjowl attempts to stand but falls back down.
22:09:09 [Konro]: Doesh that really matter? ...hic!
22:09:21 [Filora]: Well, to Sanctuary folk, or something.
22:09:27 Filora hooks a thumb at Civarra.
22:09:29 Konro eyes Civarra up and down.
22:09:44 [Konro]: You're not going to say anything right?
22:09:46 [Civarra]: Yeah, kinda.
22:09:57 [Civarra]: Of course not! I'm sure it's all a big misunderstanding.
22:10:03 [Grinjowl]: Eh I tink ah need to go to a doctah
22:10:05 Konro nods at Civarra.
22:10:13 Lupinum chuckles softly.
22:10:21 [Filora]: You, troll, whatever your name is, need to not touch anyone.
22:10:24 [Lupinum]: The doctor you want to see is one frigid bitch...
22:11:36 Grinjowl blinks a few times.
22:11:45 You look at Grinjowl.
22:11:49 Lupinum looks at the troll, the hunger in his eyes having subsided.
22:11:59 [Lupinum]: Sorry, friend...
22:12:24 [Grinjowl]: Serious now? Dat whole curse nonsense fo real?
22:12:36 [Filora]: Uh, yeah.
22:12:42 Konro moves cautiously towards the two elves. "We're all going to be all right aren't we?"
22:12:43 Lupinum shows his the amber mark on the back of his hand.
22:12:49 You look at Konro.
22:12:53 [Civarra]: Hey!
22:12:55 [Civarra]: NO!
22:13:04 [Grinjowl]: Ah thought we was foolin around!
22:13:06 [Konro]: That wash not a good answer.
22:13:11 [Filora]: Well, they stopped Accalia last time.
22:13:22 [Filora]: Xara almost died.
22:13:22 [Grinjowl]: Dah fell you doin in Orgrimmar wit day ting!
22:13:30 Lupinum points at Konro.
22:13:35 [Lupinum]: Drinking...
22:13:52 [Konro]: Yeah. Sho we can all agree nothing hash to be shaid about tonight.
22:13:58 [Grinjowl]: Ah fo' da' love of...
22:14:13 [Filora]: Are you trying to intimidate me, cow?
22:14:23 [Grinjowl]: I'ma go see mah witch doctah
22:14:31 [Grinjowl]: way tuh ruin mah night!
22:14:33 Grinjowl glares angrily at Lupinum.
22:14:39 Lupinum looks apologetic.
22:14:49 [Konro]: No, just encouraging the right decision.
22:15:06 Lupinum scoots over and watches the exchange with the Elves
22:15:18 You stare Konro down.
22:15:29 Konro eyes you up and down.
22:15:38 [Filora]: I don't get scared.
22:15:40 [Filora]: Ever.
22:15:48 [Grinjowl]: hey wait
22:15:54 You look at Grinjowl.
22:16:01 Konro eyes Civarra up and down.
22:16:04 [Grinjowl]: Any of ya got a mana potion I could have?
22:16:10 Lupinum grunts.
22:16:16 [Konro]: Are you shc- yeah.
22:16:16 [Grinjowl]: Its a long run home!
22:16:20 Filora pats down her tight-fitting pants. "Nope."
22:16:31 Konro hands over a few mana potions.
22:16:35 Lupinum glares angrily at Konro.
22:16:43 [Lupinum]: WHERE WERE MINE, YOU BIG FURBALL?!
22:16:52 [Grinjowl]: tank ya kindly den!
22:16:54 [Filora]: Why does a warrior have mana potions?
22:16:55 Grinjowl waves goodbye to everyone. Farewell!
22:16:59 [Konro]: HOW SHOULD I KNOW!? ...hic!
22:17:06 Lupinum growls menacingly at Konro.
22:17:28 Lupinum throws a handful of [Draenic Stone]'s at Konro.
22:17:53 Konro turns his attention back to the elves as pebbles rain down on him.
22:18:15 You look at Konro.
22:18:32 [Filora]: What'll you give me for not mentioning this to Leyu'jin?
22:18:42 Lupinum stands motionless.
22:19:03 Lupinum reappears on the stairs above.
22:19:27 Konro ruffles around in his bags.
22:20:20 [Konro]: I have some [Transmorphic Tincture], some [Draenic Invisibility Potion] and a strength potion.
22:20:33 [Filora]: Yeah, no.
22:20:36 [Filora]: Here's what I want.
22:20:44 Filora looks around, realizing Lupinum has moved.
22:20:44 Civarra blinks at you.
22:20:51 You point at Lupinum.
22:20:53 [Filora]: Kiss him.
22:21:06 Civarra wrinkles her nose.
22:21:14 Lupinum points at Civarra.
22:21:19 [Lupinum]: Can I kiss her instead?
22:21:34 [Konro]: Yeah can we do that instead?
22:21:40 Lupinum nods at Konro.
22:21:48 [Filora]: Yeah, no. Don't touch her. She's mine.
22:21:57 Konro lets out a long, drawn-out sigh.
22:22:00 Civarra raises her eyebrow inquisitively at you.
22:22:21 [Konro]: Hey Lulu.
22:22:25 [Lupinum]: Don't.
22:22:40 Lupinum holds up a claw.
22:22:42 Filora folds her arms and waits expectantly.
22:23:04 You blink at Konro.
22:23:11 [Konro]: We can both use this to feel better about it. *he holdsh up a transmorphic tincture*
22:23:16 [Filora]: This just got interesting. More so.
22:23:18 [Lupinum]: Oh Fel...
22:23:34 [Konro]: It'll make it easier. ...hic!
22:23:40 Lupinum sighs and walks downstairs.
22:23:54 Filora looks on expectantly.
22:24:32 Lupinum sniffs the strange mix and gags.
22:24:44 [Lupinum]: You're like an ugly version of Brey...
22:24:55 [Konro]: I don't want to do thish any more than you do man. ...hic!
22:25:04 Lupinum glares angrily at Filora.
22:25:09 You smile at Lupinum.
22:25:19 [Civarra]: That will help.
22:25:29 [Civarra]: Get the taste out of your mouth..after.
22:25:44 Lupinum burps loudly and swishes the remaining potion with his beer.
22:25:59 Konro eyes Lupinum up and down.
22:26:06 [Civarra]: Just pretend you're kissing steak.
22:26:41 Lupinum looks at Konro and shudders.
22:27:01 [Konro]: you look....fine.
22:27:09 [Civarra]: Well...ladies?
22:27:19 [Filora]: Tell her he's pretty, Loopy.
22:27:25 Lupinum wishes desperately he had something to throw at the two damn Elves.
22:27:28 Civarra giggles at you.
22:27:40 [Lupinum]: You're horrendous.
22:27:42 [Lupinum]: Let'sh do this.
22:28:08 You wink slyly at Civarra.
22:28:10 Konro nods grimly.
22:28:20 [Lupinum]: You'll have to come down here. You're like 7 feet tall.
22:28:26 Konro kneels down.
22:28:39 [Konro]: Just....do it.
22:28:42 Lupinum shudders again and leans forward.
22:28:46 Civarra peers over Filora's shoulder at the event.
22:29:27 Lupinum grimaces visibly as his iron jaw brushes against the fur of Konro's chin.
22:29:39 Civarra stifles a snicker.
22:29:52 Konro leans forward, just touching the zombie-chick's lip and jaw.
22:30:05 Lupinum pecks quickly and steps back.
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22:30:07 [Lupinum]: THERE! DONE!!
22:30:11 [Konro]: Good! ...hic!
22:30:15 Konro eyes you up and down.
22:30:17 [Civarra]: It was good?
22:30:19 [Filora]: No. With tongue. Like I said.
22:30:26 [Konro]: ....
22:30:26 [Lupinum]: YOU'RE LYING!
22:30:31 [Civarra]: I heard him say good.
22:30:34 [Konro]: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
22:30:42 [Filora]: I'm totally serious.
22:30:50 Filora takes out her hearthstone, like she's about to speak over it.
22:30:51 [Lupinum]: I would rather kissh that frog.
22:31:06 [Lupinum]: WAIT WAIT WAIT!
22:31:18 Lupinum pushes the stone out of her hand with his staff.
22:31:19 [Civarra]: Of course you would! He's an adorable frog!
22:31:28 Filora pulls back, keeping the stone in hand.
22:32:11 [Konro]: You can't do thish to us.
22:32:21 [Konro]: It'sh inhuman.
22:32:22 [Filora]: I totally can.
22:32:32 [Filora]: I'm not human.
22:32:48 Lupinum is the only "human" in the room.
22:33:14 [Konro]: With....tongue. ...hic!
22:33:21 [Filora]: Right.
22:33:34 [Konro]: He doesn't have one though
22:33:42 You look at Lupinum.
22:33:56 Lupinum opens his mouth, his tongue is, indeed, mostly gone.
22:33:56 [Civarra]: I guess he'll have to be the catcher?
22:34:03 You nod at Civarra.
22:34:28 Lupinum wrinkles his nose at Konro's bulky frame.
22:34:36 [Konro]: I'll never forgive myself for this. Never.
22:34:49 Lupinum puts his stone away.
22:35:02 [Lupinum]: Blame the damn elves.
22:35:04 [Civarra]: Take the bull by the horns!
22:35:08 Civarra giggles.
22:35:10 You give Civarra a high five!
22:35:14 Lupinum looks at Konro and is motionless.
22:35:21 Civarra gives you a high five!
22:35:25 [Konro]: Damn the elves.
22:36:19 Konro grabs Lupinum by the waist up to his head. Then kisses deeply. With tongue.
22:36:28 Civarra cheers at Konro!
22:36:44 [Civarra]: Ha!
22:36:48 Konro throws up on the ground.
<The illusion of Lupinum disappears.>
22:36:50 [Civarra]: You scared him.
22:36:50 Konro kneels down.
22:36:51 [Filora]: Whoa. Did you inhale him?
22:37:13 [Civarra]: Or...yeah...ate him whole
22:37:51 Filora seems satisfied.
22:38:13 [Konro]: You won't tell him now will you.
22:39:08 [Filora]: Nope.
22:39:22 [Konro]: Thank you.
22:39:24 [Filora]: Now, what will you give Civarra for not telling anyone?
22:39:34 Konro 's jaw drops
22:39:52 Lupinum 's voice comes over the wind "Touch her butt, Konro!!"
22:40:37 [Konro]: What...do you want from me....elf?
22:40:47 Civarra blinks.
22:40:49 You look at Civarra.
22:40:50 [Civarra]: Ummm....
22:41:45 [Civarra]: I...don't....uh- a new outfit!
22:41:50 Civarra nods emphatically.
22:41:50 You look at Civarra.
22:41:58 [Filora]: What's wrong with this one? It looks good on you.
22:42:05 [Civarra]: I love this one.
22:42:13 [Civarra]: I just couldn't think of anything on the spot.
22:42:15 Filora slips a finger in one of the gaps on the side of Civarra's leg.
22:42:20 [Konro]: Is that it?
22:42:32 [Konro]: Just a new outfit?
22:42:32 Filora snaps the elasticy fabric.
22:42:50 Lupinum might have a lovely blue dress for the Elf.
22:43:16 [Civarra]: And...the broken portion of your horn!
22:43:25 You look at Konro.
22:43:29 [Konro]: Because I can offer 'services'- what?
22:43:50 [Konro]: I don't have that! It's lost in Pandaria!
22:43:52 [Civarra]: And tell everyone I bested you in single combat.
22:44:00 [Filora]: Better give her the other one, then.
22:44:02 [Civarra]: With my bare hands.
22:44:04 [Lupinum]: Which is an obvious lie...
22:44:16 Lupinum slaps his hands over his mouth.
22:45:04 [Civarra]: So yeah! No outfit, just the trophy horn and that I beat you up!
22:45:20 [Konro]: I....can't we just lay together or something?
22:45:37 [Civarra]: Would you rather kiss the forsaken....with tongue...again?
22:45:39 [Filora]: I don't think she should touch you either.
22:45:42 [Konro]: No!
22:46:01 [Konro]: I'm perfectly safe by the way.
22:46:09 [Filora]: Yeah, sure.
22:46:12 [Civarra]: Uh huh.
22:46:12 Konro flexes his muscles. Oooooh so strong!
22:46:12 Filora rubs her head absently.
22:47:13 [Civarra]: It has to be a good story too. Of epic combat.
22:47:19 [Civarra]: I like stories.
22:47:33 [Konro]: So you want my horn *he points to his non broken horn* and to tell everyone you beat me in single combat with your bare hands epicly.
22:47:45 [Civarra]: And...if anyone tries to disprove it, you punch them in the head.
22:47:55 Lupinum 's voice carries again "There once was an elf on a boat. Who liked to have..." laughter rings out.
22:48:01 [Filora]: Well, how about something that doesn't involve him touching people.
22:48:11 [Civarra]: Oh...right!
22:48:12 [Konro]: I'm not contagious.
22:48:16 [Konro]: Really.
22:48:18 [Filora]: Yeah, okay.
22:49:07 [Civarra]: I think that should do it.
22:49:10 Civarra nods.
22:49:13 [Filora]: You heard her.
22:49:18 [Konro]: MY horn.
22:49:27 [Konro]: The non-broken one.
22:49:47 [Civarra]: Well, unless you have the other?
22:49:58 [Konro]: I don't.
22:50:13 Civarra sighs.
22:50:20 [Civarra]: Well, I'll feel bad. But only for a little while.
22:50:36 [Filora]: You shouldn't. Give it to Juli. She'll like it.
22:51:25 [Konro]: You won't give it to Julilee right?
22:51:37 [Civarra]: The horn? No way! It's going above my fireplace!
22:51:48 [Civarra]: My trophy for giving you a beatdown!
22:51:54 You snicker at Konro.
22:52:12 [Konro]: Okay, fine.
22:52:20 [Civarra]: Really?! Sweet!
22:52:47 [Konro]: Lulu, i need you to hammer my horn off.
22:52:56 Lupinum stands up and walks back to the group.
22:53:19 [Lupinum]: Got an anvil?
22:53:42 Lupinum has no experience with smithing, but is willing to try.
22:53:59 Lupinum grins at you wickedly.
22:54:07 Konro his large axe from the table. "Use the sharp end to break it off"
22:54:32 Lupinum grips the end of it, holding it steady with both hands.
22:54:34 [Lupinum]: Aye.
22:54:36 Konro kneels before Lupinum.
22:54:40 Civarra winces in anticipation.
22:54:41 Konro kneels before Lupinum.
22:54:59 [Konro]: Just...make it quick.
22:54:59 Ashànti watches the goings on with interest.
22:55:25 Lupinum breathes out slowly as he swings the axe down deftly. The horn breaks off cleanly with a loud crack.
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22:55:30 You clap excitedly.
22:55:36 [Konro]: Fuck!
22:55:39 [Civarra]: Oooo...ouch.
22:55:45 [Civarra]: Are you okay?
22:55:51 Konro grabs at his broken horn.
22:55:56 Ashànti quietly snickers to himself.
22:55:56 [Konro]: NO!
22:56:09 [Filora]: Don't worry, it'll grow back. In a few years.
22:56:10 Lupinum rests on the axe and is visibly shaken.
22:56:11 [Civarra]: Oh...
22:56:12 [Konro]: I JUST BROKE ANOTHER FUCKING HORN!!
22:56:24 [Civarra]: Yeah, it looks like it hurt a little.
22:56:28 [Filora]: I guess it only makes since you're not with the Horns anymore.
22:56:33 [Konro]: Mirror, now.
22:56:39 Lupinum shoots Filora a look.
22:56:43 Ashànti laughs.
22:56:45 Konro winces at the pain.
22:56:47 Filora raises her eyebrows at Lupinum.
22:56:48 [Lupinum]: Don't make me get closer, Elf.
22:56:57 [Filora]: You wouldn't.
22:57:08 Lupinum scoots forward.
22:57:13 You stare Lupinum down.
22:57:15 Konro takes the mirror and holds it up to his head.
22:57:17 [Filora]: Lilliana will end you.
22:57:22 Civarra scoops up her new horn with a happy grin.
22:57:25 [Civarra]: Hurray!
22:57:37 Lupinum smiles widely.
22:57:39 [Konro]: For the Earthmother's sake that looks bad.
22:57:44 [Lupinum]: She's already mad at me.
22:58:05 [Filora]: Well, I was going to ask what *you* were going to give Civarra...
22:58:15 [Filora]: Since Konro made such a huge sacrifice.
22:58:15 Lupinum takes on a blank look of a risen Scourge and holds his hands out in front of him.
22:58:23 You blink at Lupinum.
22:58:36 Lupinum cackles maniacally at you.
22:58:37 Konro holds one hand on the horn.
22:58:48 [Filora]: Very funny.
22:58:49 Lupinum turns to Konro.
22:58:54 [Konro]: Do I have to do the other thing too?
22:59:08 [Filora]: No, it's only fair Loopy does.
22:59:15 [Lupinum]: What!
22:59:17 [Lupinum]: What other thing?
22:59:21 [Filora]: Right, Civ?
22:59:23 Lupinum glares angrily at you.
22:59:25 [Civarra]: That works.
22:59:35 [Civarra]: You just have to agree with how it went down.
22:59:35 [Filora]: What do you want from him, Civ?
22:59:38 [Konro]: Oh thank Hellscream for that.
22:59:41 [Filora]: Aww, that's all?
22:59:46 [Civarra]: Yeah, that will work.
22:59:55 [Civarra]: But it's gotta be believable.
22:59:58 [Filora]: You're so easy to please.
23:00:12 [Civarra]: I feel bad! Kinda...but super happy!
23:00:19 You grin wickedly at Civarra.
23:00:30 Lupinum shoos Civarra away. Be gone pest!
23:00:55 Konro turns to Lulu.
23:01:06 [Konro]: If you don't do it. I will kill you.
23:01:18 Konro looks dead serious.
23:01:20 [Lupinum]: I'll do it!
23:01:22 [Civarra]: Filora, would you please check the rumor mill to make sure the story is good and is widely spread?
23:01:31 [Filora]: Absolutely.
23:01:41 [Civarra]: Hurray! Then we have a deal!
23:02:27 [Civarra]: I needa get this baby polished up and mounted on the mantle.
23:02:33 Civarra pats her trophy horn.
23:02:43 Konro nods at Lupinum.
23:03:03 Civarra eyes you up and down.
23:03:05 Konro moves and blocks the door way.
23:03:05 [Civarra]: And yes...
23:03:07 [Filora]: Well, this was fun, but...
23:03:21 Lupinum resumes his shambling zombie likeness.
23:03:26 [Filora]: Ha ha.
23:03:30 You frown with disappointment at Lupinum.
23:03:40 [Filora]: Stop it.
23:03:46 [Konro]: I loved that fucking Horn.
23:03:48 [Lupinum]: Boo.
23:03:48 You blink your eyes.
23:03:52 Ashànti laughs at Lupinum.
23:03:56 Lupinum cackles maniacally at you.
23:03:57 [Civarra]: My horn?
23:04:02 Filora eyes the Forsaken with displeasure.
23:04:08 Konro grits his teeth.
23:04:47 Lupinum looks down, noticing Konro is blocking the door.
23:04:56 [Filora]: Anyway, it's been fun, boys, but I think we'll be going.
23:05:04 Filora takes Civarra's hand.
23:05:11 Konro laughs at you.
23:05:19 [Konro]: No.
23:05:24 Filora looks down at Konro and frowns.
23:05:25 [Konro]: Not without a gift.
23:05:31 Konro nods at Lupinum.
23:05:32 [Filora]: Why?
23:05:44 Lupinum lifts a shoulder in a shrug.
23:05:50 [Lupinum]: You all got a lot of gifts..
23:06:00 [Filora]: And you got the gift of our silence.
23:06:01 [Konro]: Because he gets hungry.
23:06:09 You look at Lupinum.
23:06:18 You glare angrily at Lupinum.
23:06:23 [Filora]: Stop it.
23:06:26 Lupinum smiles sweetly.
23:06:32 Konro grins wickedly.
23:06:49 [Lupinum]: I will never touch a Grim. Even one as insane as you are. But your friend...
23:06:55 [Lupinum]: All Elves are tainted with magic.
23:06:57 You look at Civarra.
23:07:01 [Filora]: Get ready.
23:07:06 Lupinum blinks at you.
23:07:21 [Civarra]: Um, okay!
23:07:36 You look at Lupinum.
23:07:42 [Filora]: I told you, this one's mine.
23:07:47 Filora leans in and kisses Civarra again.
23:08:08 Civarra purrs and responds sweetly.
23:08:11 Lupinum frowns with disappointment at you.
23:08:22 Filora leans back, then pushes Civarra off the ledge. But at the same time...
<Filora bubbles Civarra before she hits the ground. Civarra pulls out her hearthstone and disappears before it dissipates.>
23:08:44 [Darethy]: "Evening sunshine."
23:08:46 You smile at Lupinum.
23:08:53 Lupinum glares angrily at you.
23:08:54 Konro holds his arms out to block the elf.
23:09:07 [Filora]: You should aim higher, anyway. Like Julilee.
23:09:20 [Konro]: You.
23:09:32 [Darethy]: "Are quite handsome, I know."
23:09:49 Lupinum grumbles unintelligibly.
23:09:50 [Konro]: Hey Lupinum, Darethy's here!
23:10:03 You look at Darethy.
23:10:13 [Filora]: Who's he? Friend of yours, Konro?
23:10:20 Filora eyes Konro's second, now missing horn and grins.
23:10:30 [Konro]: If you could just give us a couple minuets please.
23:10:51 You look at Konro.
23:10:55 [Filora]: You're blocking the door.
23:10:57 Darethy simply nods.
23:10:57 [Konro]: Lulu did you punch her?
23:11:06 [Filora]: He's not as stupid as you.
23:11:17 Konro sighs at Lupinum.
23:11:20 [Lupinum]: I can't, Konro.
23:11:30 [Konro]: Damnit man.
23:11:32 [Lupinum]: I can get away with earlier, but to harm a Grim...
23:11:37 [Lupinum]: I'd be in the same boat as Mal!
23:11:46 A sly smirk spreads across your face.
23:11:55 [Darethy]: "Konro, are you encouraging people to spread around the curse AGAIN?"
23:11:58 Lupinum points at you.
23:12:02 You look at Darethy.
23:12:14 [Lupinum]: We carry the same banner. But I'm watching you.
23:12:20 [Filora]: He's just mad because I made them kiss.
23:12:25 You look at Lupinum.
23:12:28 [Konro]: They took. My horn. *he points to the now other broken horn*
23:12:33 [Filora]: Nobody watches me.
23:12:39 [Filora]: That's why I do what I want.
23:12:47 Lupinum locks his eyes on Filora.
23:12:52 [Konro]: We did not kiss.
23:12:52 Darethy frowns somewhat curiously "Who took your horn?"
23:13:04 [Filora]: Civarra, of Sanctuary.
23:13:06 [Konro]: One of that elf's friends.
23:13:09 [Filora]: She kicked his *ass*.
23:13:16 [Konro]: No!
23:13:25 Lupinum clicks his tongue...
23:13:26 Konro makes a rude gesture at you.
23:13:30 [Lupinum]: I... did see.
23:13:32 Filora looks at Konro and raises an eyebrow as if to say, are you sure?
23:13:40 [Konro]: You bastard.
23:14:00 [Konro]: I was not the one who
23:14:06 [Konro]: 's ass was kicked.
23:14:20 [Filora]: Then why's she mounting your horn over her mantel right now?
23:14:24 Lupinum stammers and looks at Filora.
23:14:34 [Konro]: You know why!
23:14:40 [Filora]: Safe and sound in Sanctuary Garrison.
23:14:46 Darethy sighs at Filora "Konro is unstable enough as it is, don't make him worse."
23:14:48 [Konro]: But you promised not to say shit about it.
23:15:05 [Filora]: I promised not to say anything about the other thing.
23:15:23 Lupinum holds his head in his hand. Tonight did not go well...
23:15:29 You look at Darethy.
23:15:30 [Konro]: Aren't you going to fill your end of the bargain Lulu?
23:15:49 [Filora]: Who're you, warlock?
23:16:11 [Darethy]: "Darrethy Voidblade, pleasure to meet you."
23:16:17 Lupinum looks at the floor boards. "The damn Sanctuary rogue took Konro by surprise and beat him down with the small, empty fists."
23:16:48 [Konro]: Lulu....
23:16:50 Lupinum drinks sadly.
23:17:08 [Konro]: But....
23:17:26 [Konro]: I....
23:17:37 You soothe Konro. There, there...things will be ok.
23:17:54 Darethy pulls out a pocket watch "...Look, I can only be away from...home...for so long, I was hoping to grab a drink before then."
23:18:02 Konro is flabbergasted.
23:18:17 Lupinum nods quickly at the mention of booze.
23:18:38 [Konro]: Just....do whatever you want Voidblade.
23:18:55 Ashànti sniffs the air.
23:19:00 Filora doesn't appear the slightest bit sorry.
23:19:00 Darethy frowns a little, watching Konro go before just shaking his head.
23:19:11 You look at Lupinum.
23:19:32 [Filora]: Might want to put your gloves back on.
23:19:54 [Lupinum]: I could hug Darethy all day.
23:20:03 Lupinum walks by and swipes his staff at Filora's legs.
23:20:04 You look at Darethy.
23:20:18 Lupinum slaps Gravy across the face. Ouch!
23:20:18 Filora acks.
23:20:31 Lupinum glares angrily at you.
23:20:56 Darethy simply shrugs at Filora.
23:21:02 You shrug at Darethy. Who knows?
23:21:05 [Filora]: Night.
23:21:10 [Darethy]: "Night."
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18:41:20 [Lilliana-TwistingNether]: I don't know how to play the game, just rp.
21:31:21 [Ulrezaj-TwistingNether]: What are we without the bw?
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(aww! I kinda feel sorry for the big lug)
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[[ Don't worry, I promised him revenge. Sweet sweet revenge. ]]
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(Wish I could stay up late enough for all this Rp! Still, Kissing Lupinem then hacking off his horn? *shudder* That's just cruel)
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[[ I too am jealous. But thank you for supplying the logs so I can live vicariously through them. ]]
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((It was HORRIBLE!))
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((Hah "Lilliana will end you"))
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