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"What do you mean, he hasn't replied yet??!" Pahr screetched at the hapless hobgoblin. "I want a construct and I want it nooooooooooow!. No...I want it yesterday!"
The hobgoblin ducked as a shaping hammer streaked past his skull. "Sorry boss! Sorry! I sent the letter, honest!" The hammer crashed against the wall, knocking an assortment of saw blades onto the wooden counter below them.
Pahr growled as she paced back and forth. "Do I ask for much? No. Am I asking for some huge behemoth? No." She stopped and turned to her employee and narrowed her eyes at him. "Is there a scarcity of gnome body parts or embalming fluids?? Do I need to go to the Undercity myself?"
"uhhhh..."
"Out out OUT!" She yelled even as he scrambled through the doorway. She stared at the scattered sawblades for a minute before returning to her desk. She pulled out two pieces of paper and quickly sketched out two posters.
Poster 1:
WANTED: Construct Creator
Details: Pahr's Emporium is in need of one (1) construct capable of repetitive tasks that require a moderate amount of finger dexterity and the ability to move crates short distances that may weight up to fifty pounds. While tasks assigned to the construct will not require a high level of intelligence, the construct should behave well enough to work without supervision after they have learned the task(s).
Contact Information: Please contact Pahr either through the message board, mail, or find her in-person while she is in Orgrimmar.
Compensation: Compensation will be commiserate with the quality of the construct. Creator should submit a preliminary expense report detailing expected costs for the construction prior to starting fabrication. Once these costs have been determined to be fair and competitive, a work order shall be submitted to the appropriate authorities. Pahr's Emporium will pay half of the expenses up front, with the other half remitted after completion of the construct.
Poster 2:
Wanted: Jewelcrafting and Enchanting Apprentices
Details: Pahr's Emporium will assist in the training of Grim jewelcrafters and enchanters by providing raw materials that the apprentice(s) can practice their craft on. This offer is for Grim members only. Apprentice(s) retain no ownership of raw materials, final products, or any intermediate components. As the vast majority of Pahr's Emporium's business is with high level products, jewelcrafters and enchanters should reach the level of "Grand Master" prior to filling out an apprenticeship application.
Contact Information: Jewelcrafting Apprentices should contact Pahr either through the message board, mail, or find her in-person while she is in Orgrimmar. Enchanting Apprentices should contact Pahr's enchanting subcontractor, Villayna deSinisca.
Compensation: Apprentice positions are provided as a service to the Grim and are UNPAID.
(( OOC:
The construct creator poster is purely an RP hook for any evil scientist types out there. I assume the Grim has at least one character who fits that stereotype ;) This is open to anyone interested in some silly-evil RP.
For the apprencticeships, if you have a JC or Enchanting alt that has reached at least 425 skill level, I can provide most of the raw materials to get to 525. I will need the resulting jewelry/gems/scrolls back, of course, but it should save you from needing to buy/gather the raw materials. The jewelcrafting I can definitely get someone from 425 to 525 with materials I keep in stock. The enchanting market can be fickle at times, so I can't guarantee I'll have enough materials to do a full skill-up from 425 to 525, but I should be able to help out quite a bit if someone is willing to work with me. This offer stands from now till whenever I decide to get out of the AH business ))