Da will o' Puppy an' da Grim be done, mon.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:29 am
Mista Xondor,
I be stalkin' fo' hou'ahs now an' I finally be completin' ya task, mon. As joo requested, mon, I keeled five elfs an' one pinky elf; also joo be wantin' meh to keel one o' errey puny Alliance race, so I did dat too. Mah stalkin's took meh t'rough da Outland an' all ova Azeroth. Here be da tapastry dat be showin' joo what went down. I also be rippin' da toenails off o' each one of des fools... if you wan' I be sharin' dem wit joo.
I began da stalkin' in da Outland wit da killin' o Alliance pink elf. Dis elf fall quickly to mah blades mon as I knocked out 'er otta Alliance brudda.
Soon afta mah clean keel, I be slippin' inta da shadows an' headin' to da light bein's citeh in da forrest. Der, I be takin' da portal to Orgrimmar. Ova' in Orgrimmar, I be flyin' to da Elf Woods where I be gettin mah first blue elf kill. Dis fool be wit his "big, bad, ugly" brudda an' I steel keel'd him, mon! Afta' mah victoreh ova' da Alliance scum, I be headin' off to Stormwind Citeh from Darkshore.
Heaya in da Citeh, I be findin' dis fool. I quickly gave 'im a taste o' da Goraz mojo an' gave 'im 'is end. Dis win was not da last though, mon. I be havin' teh quickleh move to da Stranglethorn Jungle.
In da Stranglethorn Jungle, ya's truely keeled tree Alliance fasta den da pantha pounces. Heaya be der images on da tapastry, mon. Joo gots elf, human, stinkeh dwarf, an' a gnome. I suppose dis be goo time to ask if I can be eatin' gnomes...
(I took two toenails from dis one, mon! I be tinkin' you migh' like dis...)
DIS DWARF WAS DA BIGGES' PAIN IN ME BUM EVA! I coul' not find one o dem fo a long time, mon.
Da keelin' in Stranglethorn be so good dat I didn' tink I wanted to stop, mon, so I wen' to da Duskwood where I ended two o' de alliance. A' dis poin' mon I just be stalkin' fo' draenei an' elf... I be findin' both and I keel dem both outside o' Darkshire, mon.
Der be a dead draenei dat I stalk'd fo a while to bring da terror, mon.
Dey look so peaceful, righ mon?!
Afta dis' l be headin' back to da North Lands, where I be findin' tree keels: a human, gnome, an' a elf... (I kinda lost mah coun' afta one, mon.)
Dis elf thought dat he be gettin away from meh...
I intacepted dis one from da skies on mah beastie... dey had no idea DEY BE GETTIN DER TONAILS PULL'D OUT!!!
Alas mon, dat be concludin' da first task ya be givin meh. I be hopin' joo approve o' mah efforts against da Alliance.
I be stalkin' fo' hou'ahs now an' I finally be completin' ya task, mon. As joo requested, mon, I keeled five elfs an' one pinky elf; also joo be wantin' meh to keel one o' errey puny Alliance race, so I did dat too. Mah stalkin's took meh t'rough da Outland an' all ova Azeroth. Here be da tapastry dat be showin' joo what went down. I also be rippin' da toenails off o' each one of des fools... if you wan' I be sharin' dem wit joo.
I began da stalkin' in da Outland wit da killin' o Alliance pink elf. Dis elf fall quickly to mah blades mon as I knocked out 'er otta Alliance brudda.
Soon afta mah clean keel, I be slippin' inta da shadows an' headin' to da light bein's citeh in da forrest. Der, I be takin' da portal to Orgrimmar. Ova' in Orgrimmar, I be flyin' to da Elf Woods where I be gettin mah first blue elf kill. Dis fool be wit his "big, bad, ugly" brudda an' I steel keel'd him, mon! Afta' mah victoreh ova' da Alliance scum, I be headin' off to Stormwind Citeh from Darkshore.
Heaya in da Citeh, I be findin' dis fool. I quickly gave 'im a taste o' da Goraz mojo an' gave 'im 'is end. Dis win was not da last though, mon. I be havin' teh quickleh move to da Stranglethorn Jungle.
In da Stranglethorn Jungle, ya's truely keeled tree Alliance fasta den da pantha pounces. Heaya be der images on da tapastry, mon. Joo gots elf, human, stinkeh dwarf, an' a gnome. I suppose dis be goo time to ask if I can be eatin' gnomes...
(I took two toenails from dis one, mon! I be tinkin' you migh' like dis...)
DIS DWARF WAS DA BIGGES' PAIN IN ME BUM EVA! I coul' not find one o dem fo a long time, mon.
Da keelin' in Stranglethorn be so good dat I didn' tink I wanted to stop, mon, so I wen' to da Duskwood where I ended two o' de alliance. A' dis poin' mon I just be stalkin' fo' draenei an' elf... I be findin' both and I keel dem both outside o' Darkshire, mon.
Der be a dead draenei dat I stalk'd fo a while to bring da terror, mon.
Dey look so peaceful, righ mon?!
Afta dis' l be headin' back to da North Lands, where I be findin' tree keels: a human, gnome, an' a elf... (I kinda lost mah coun' afta one, mon.)
Dis elf thought dat he be gettin away from meh...
I intacepted dis one from da skies on mah beastie... dey had no idea DEY BE GETTIN DER TONAILS PULL'D OUT!!!
Alas mon, dat be concludin' da first task ya be givin meh. I be hopin' joo approve o' mah efforts against da Alliance.