The Pass
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:05 am
Thunder rumbled in bruise colored clouds. Lightning zapped sand into clumps of glass until the entire desert looked like a litter box. An old orc straightened his gnarled legs and raised his powerful arms skyward. The chant began slowly, quietly, until it rocked through him and boomed over treeless miles. "Sister Rain and Brother Wind, " he began, "show us the way through the pass."
The pass. It had been haunting the triplets' every chore for two months. Wash these tarps before the pass. Run the worgs before the pass. Salt that fish before the pass. Pack this away before the pass. Repair that hinge before the pass.
On any given day there were chores. It was the caravan itself that required them. Dozens of families traveling together in one dusty herd. Turtle shell wagons on spindly wheels, wolves of every color imaginable pulling them. Yips, howls, growls and barking. Orcs of every color riding them. Laughter, crying, yells and shouting.
All of it led by Hau Greyseer. The elder. The shaman. The taskmaster. The grandfather. His wrinkled lime skin casting shadows over wise purple eyes. White haired and respected, he was called many things, but it was Gramps he liked best.
Tehau squashed a scorpid under her bare heel and scraped the goopy remains on dried grass. There were always clumps of dried grass between the rocks. Dried grass and snakes. She wasn't afraid of snakes. There were always snakes in the shadows, whispering things that didn't matter.
Baskets of clothing were placed in a crude circle around the triplets. Dehau's eyes glimmered briefly. "My sibs, check this out." She grinned crookedly and drew herself into a posture that vaguely resembled the Shadowblade. "Splay yourselves upon the rocks and become washed by the rain or I shall pelt you with snow." She ordered the dirty laundry unsuccessfully in a poor impression of Syreena. It was always a game of the triplets to mimic the leaders of The Grim. They'd get it down with the passing of time.
When it had been Grainger they had fixed each other with silent stern glares, dissolving into cackles to break the tension. When it had been Lascivious they'd charged right into each other's faces and threatened whippings. When their leader was Abric, they had used a hard boiled egg and two quills to amuse themselves for hours.
The Grim was their life. It held their buddies. The nice ones, the grumpy ones, the crazy ones, the lazy ones, the driven ones, the ugly ones, the stupid ones, the creepy ones. Their link to spilling the blood of pinkers. A release. A goal. A mandate.
Years ago they'd shouted "For The Grim!" after every successful kill. Every single kill that splattered them with blood on the ride to the Nether. They had rarely squandered time in the grounds for battles. "Practice battles," they'd said with distaste. Certainly they were fun, but they seemed a waste of time when you could run to the nearest city and cull an entire generation of pinkers.
Back then they'd been three orcs stretching out from the caravan, barely aware of the elements that worked beside them. Drunk with brew, power and rage and the newness of Azeroth spread out beneath their wide green feet. Catching word of an army that wanted blood and revenge and a world empty of threat.
Things were not so different now. They still rarely gave their power any thought. They were still drunk with brew, power, rage and discovery. There were dozens of places they'd never been, thousands of buddos they'd never met, millions of pinkers they hadn't killed.
Certainly many had lost their hearthstones, destroyed their tabards, scrawled emotional letters. Yet it was always The Grim. The mandate had a heartbeat of its own. Like an old God, the force of the goal empowered them all.
The triplets had goals. And they did involve killing. They fell under the Mandate. "If a pinker can hold that title, then Grims can too. Easycakes." Dehau offered cheerfully.
"Yu-huh." Nehau grunted her agreement as she kicked laundry apart all over the desert. "What the biff with the rain taking so frikka long?" She muttered, half listening to her sisters, half listening for the voice of the wind.
"You know what I was thinking too?" Tehau began, spreading the clothes apart and smoothing the wrinkles so they'd catch more rain. "I was thinking if we figure out how to do this, get it down to a gob dang rhythm, we can make a biffing guide until every Grim has got that title pasted to their tabard and we scare the crudcakes outta those Fordragon kodoholes." she paused to catch her breath. "Don't you think?"
Dehau nodded enthusiastically and danced between the clumps of the entire caravan's collected undies. "Yeah totes!"
Nehau grunted again. " I dunno if everyone will dig that, but we'll get the backs of the ones that do my sibs."
"So we in?" Tehau asked as the rain began to sprinkle droplets and Nehau began to sprinkle flakes of dried herb soap.
"Let's do this!" The remaining triplets answered in unison as the clouds broke and the desert rain soaked the world. So this was where they were at, and this is what they were thinking... but they still hadn't made it through the pass.
The pass. It had been haunting the triplets' every chore for two months. Wash these tarps before the pass. Run the worgs before the pass. Salt that fish before the pass. Pack this away before the pass. Repair that hinge before the pass.
On any given day there were chores. It was the caravan itself that required them. Dozens of families traveling together in one dusty herd. Turtle shell wagons on spindly wheels, wolves of every color imaginable pulling them. Yips, howls, growls and barking. Orcs of every color riding them. Laughter, crying, yells and shouting.
All of it led by Hau Greyseer. The elder. The shaman. The taskmaster. The grandfather. His wrinkled lime skin casting shadows over wise purple eyes. White haired and respected, he was called many things, but it was Gramps he liked best.
Tehau squashed a scorpid under her bare heel and scraped the goopy remains on dried grass. There were always clumps of dried grass between the rocks. Dried grass and snakes. She wasn't afraid of snakes. There were always snakes in the shadows, whispering things that didn't matter.
Baskets of clothing were placed in a crude circle around the triplets. Dehau's eyes glimmered briefly. "My sibs, check this out." She grinned crookedly and drew herself into a posture that vaguely resembled the Shadowblade. "Splay yourselves upon the rocks and become washed by the rain or I shall pelt you with snow." She ordered the dirty laundry unsuccessfully in a poor impression of Syreena. It was always a game of the triplets to mimic the leaders of The Grim. They'd get it down with the passing of time.
When it had been Grainger they had fixed each other with silent stern glares, dissolving into cackles to break the tension. When it had been Lascivious they'd charged right into each other's faces and threatened whippings. When their leader was Abric, they had used a hard boiled egg and two quills to amuse themselves for hours.
The Grim was their life. It held their buddies. The nice ones, the grumpy ones, the crazy ones, the lazy ones, the driven ones, the ugly ones, the stupid ones, the creepy ones. Their link to spilling the blood of pinkers. A release. A goal. A mandate.
Years ago they'd shouted "For The Grim!" after every successful kill. Every single kill that splattered them with blood on the ride to the Nether. They had rarely squandered time in the grounds for battles. "Practice battles," they'd said with distaste. Certainly they were fun, but they seemed a waste of time when you could run to the nearest city and cull an entire generation of pinkers.
Back then they'd been three orcs stretching out from the caravan, barely aware of the elements that worked beside them. Drunk with brew, power and rage and the newness of Azeroth spread out beneath their wide green feet. Catching word of an army that wanted blood and revenge and a world empty of threat.
Things were not so different now. They still rarely gave their power any thought. They were still drunk with brew, power, rage and discovery. There were dozens of places they'd never been, thousands of buddos they'd never met, millions of pinkers they hadn't killed.
Certainly many had lost their hearthstones, destroyed their tabards, scrawled emotional letters. Yet it was always The Grim. The mandate had a heartbeat of its own. Like an old God, the force of the goal empowered them all.
The triplets had goals. And they did involve killing. They fell under the Mandate. "If a pinker can hold that title, then Grims can too. Easycakes." Dehau offered cheerfully.
"Yu-huh." Nehau grunted her agreement as she kicked laundry apart all over the desert. "What the biff with the rain taking so frikka long?" She muttered, half listening to her sisters, half listening for the voice of the wind.
"You know what I was thinking too?" Tehau began, spreading the clothes apart and smoothing the wrinkles so they'd catch more rain. "I was thinking if we figure out how to do this, get it down to a gob dang rhythm, we can make a biffing guide until every Grim has got that title pasted to their tabard and we scare the crudcakes outta those Fordragon kodoholes." she paused to catch her breath. "Don't you think?"
Dehau nodded enthusiastically and danced between the clumps of the entire caravan's collected undies. "Yeah totes!"
Nehau grunted again. " I dunno if everyone will dig that, but we'll get the backs of the ones that do my sibs."
"So we in?" Tehau asked as the rain began to sprinkle droplets and Nehau began to sprinkle flakes of dried herb soap.
"Let's do this!" The remaining triplets answered in unison as the clouds broke and the desert rain soaked the world. So this was where they were at, and this is what they were thinking... but they still hadn't made it through the pass.