Inquisition Report June 18th

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Canaie
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Inquisition Report June 18th

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You wave.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Dis be ah good turn out.
A sly smirk spreads across Syreenna's face.
[Canaie-WyrmrestAccord]: Are the rest still asleep perhaps?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Should I get the bucket of boiling water to wake them?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Yes.
Sidad cheers at Syreenna!
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: We not be trying ta scar dem.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Jus' do ice cold.
Sidad frowns with disappointment at Dustfingur.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Why not?
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Or big ice chunks.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Cause den they look like you.
Dustfingur points at Syreenna.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Nothing wrong with a few scars.
Syreenna scowls at Dustfingur.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Gunna be more den scars.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Hungry?
Syreenna peers at Sidad searchingly.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: What adventures have you been on to keep you away so long?
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Eatin' ah bet.
Sidad-WyrmrestAccord smiles cheerfully. "I was in jail!"
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: I got out though.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Eatin' in jail ah bet.
Sidad winks slyly at Dustfingur.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Why yes.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Lovely ladies.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: What were you in jail for?
[Canaie-WyrmrestAccord]: Not our jail cells I hope.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Hmmm. I have to remeber what I got caught for. Was it putting bits of dark elf ears into the soup in Stormwind or the hanging those gnomes off that boat in Booty Bay....
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Probably in jail fo' eatin' too much.
Sidad-WyrmrestAccord taps her chin.
Syreenna grins wickedly at Sidad.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: What is this... "too much?"
Sidad-WyrmrestAccord tilts her head in confusion.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Last time I was locked up, I was accused of crimes against the Horde. Something about setting fire to some snobby goblin's house.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Ah neva locked up. Cause ah be too good. Only amatuers get caught.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Oh when I do contracts against Hordies it's always against one everyone hates. I usually get discounts because of it.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Well I needed the vacation and have you SEEN tavern prices in the summer?
Sidad-WyrmrestAccord woofs.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Kinda hard to avoid an entire guild of assassins and bounty hunters forever.
Syreenna snickers at Sidad.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: I mean we can just kill them all.
Sidad-WyrmrestAccord 's eyes glow brightly, "Are there any left? Pleasepleaseplease?!"
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: I did kill a few. Then I let one live and sent her back with a message. *She scowls* Then he sent a whole team after me, using a human I hated as bait.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Any what left?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: See thats why you kill them all and write the message in their blood. Kill them in a cool place underground and the rats will eat them in tiny bits. There will be enough of them left for someone to identify.
Sidad-WyrmrestAccord nods.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Enough of the guild to kill of course!
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Not ours.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Oh, there's some left, yeah.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: To clarify
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: So what happened while I was gone?
[Canaie-WyrmrestAccord]: Not a lot actually...
[Canaie-WyrmrestAccord]: Khorvis is still nowhere to be found for instance.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Is the Supplicant still here or can I add them to the list of my ingre--the defectors.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: I haven't seen any Supplicants in months. I think Zalanjo ate them all.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Cause Sy killed Khorvis. We decided on dat ya?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Nobody decided on that but you.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Oh. Ya sure?
Syreenna stares Dustfingur down.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: I think I would know if I killed a Grim.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: So where are we on finding Sy's real diary?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: That will tell us ALL the answers!
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: You will never find it.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: But I can tryyyyyyy
Syreenna shrugs. Who knows?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: It'll be fun! You can be sleeping! I can be under your bed! Good Tuesday nights!
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: I don't sleep.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: I mean it would be a bit awkward being under your bed while you're awake but I'm down to try anything.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Dun' sleep. Khorvis still missin'. Diaries!
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Maybe you killed him, and that's why you're so insistent on blaming someone else.
[Canaie-WyrmrestAccord]: Would somebody really write down their crimes in a diary?
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Someone might.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Lookie here. All ah remeba is dat ya two nevah seen eye ta glowy eye.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: And now he gone.
Syreenna stares Dustfingur down.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Are you still on this? Really?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: I said countless times I didn't do it, so shut up about it already.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: You shut up about it!
You let out a long, drawn-out sigh.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Mommy and Daddy Grim are fighting and I don't like it.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: I've had it with this. Don't push it.
[Canaie-WyrmrestAccord]: Perhaps a fight to the death will settle this?
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Probably pushed him off someting.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: I'm about to push you off something.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Threatenin' me like him?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: What if I am?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: How about a bake off?
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Gunna do me in like ya did da Lasha?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Who is Dal Asha?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Maybe. Or maybe I'll let you live, so you can feel the shame of you mistake.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Dun' feel shame 'bout knowin' da truth. But ya be dancin' 'round it but Imma not gunna fo'get
Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord narrows her eyes at him, then glances at Canaie before looking back at Zalanjo. "You're done."
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: You're off the council....Coven, as the orc in question called us.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Oh ya?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Yeah.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Gunna make da big decision den?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: I've already made it.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Fine den. Not gunna bury da truth. Ah proven myself Grim. Coven or not. Ah not be goin' no where. Someone gotta keep an eye on you.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Are Mommy and Daddy Grim divorcing? Does that mean.... who gets Christmas?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Not if you don't have eyes.
Sidad-WyrmrestAccord mumbles to herself, "blind people get Christmas too, right?"
[Canaie-WyrmrestAccord]: Hmm, I'm not certain that the rest of the Coven would go along with this.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: So guard da eyes den? Jus' like ah deady.
Syreenna stares you down.
[Canaie-WyrmrestAccord]: But I see that it's already done.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Do I look like I care what the rest of the Coven thinks?
[Canaie-WyrmrestAccord]: Not at the moment, no.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: No.
Syreenna looks at Sidad.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Any objections from the peanut gallery?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Christmas?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Do you want Thanksgiving?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: We need more details.
Syreenna peers at Sidad searchingly.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Do I live with you?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: What?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Can we have a Grim puppy?
Syreenna is hopelessly confused.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: What is she talking about?
You shrug. Who knows?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: I can be bribed with a puppy and two birthday gifts a year from each Grim Parent.
Sidad nods at Syreenna.
Sidad nods at Dustfingur.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Bribed for what?
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Imma be da bes' Grim Parent.
Sidad cheers at Dustfingur!
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: What are we bribing you for?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: What do you want?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Nothing...
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Well then that!
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: DONE!
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Can ah have someting?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: WE AGREE
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: What do you want?
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Khrovis?
Syreenna rolls her eyes.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Wait. But you think he's dead.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: So like.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Body or soul
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Bring 'im back den
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: One or both may be rotten by now.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: His soul was rotten a long time ago. The warlocks twisted it.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Says da one risen by da forma Lich King.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: What's your point?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Don't we all have that ex we don't want to talk about?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: You know... our twenties....
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Jus' sayin'. Takes ah twisted soul ta know ah twisted soul. Dat be da sayin'.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: That's a dumb saying.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: The warlocks have twisted everyone's soul that they've....'saved'.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Like Sylvannas did?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Back in Tanaan, I think it was? *She glances at Canaie* He got too infested with fel or something. He even attacked Awatu, if I remember rightly. With the Lash. It got....
Syreenna stares Dustfingur down.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Sylvanas saved us.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: If ya say so. What 'bout da deadies she made dead 'gain?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: In Lordaeron?
[Canaie-WyrmrestAccord]: I hope we get the chance to ask her in person soon.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Dere and anywhere else we dun' know 'bout.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Sacrifices have to be made sometimes. *She smirks* You should ask Khorvis about that if you ever see him again.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Oh so you did kill him.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: See!
Sidad-WyrmrestAccord nods sagely.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Your precious Lasher once sent a Grim to be captured or killed by Alliance, just on the chance she might live long enough to escape and report back with information.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: And no, it wasn't me. It was a dead elf.
Sidad-WyrmrestAccord squints, looking to see if Sy is an elf or not. Then she makes an 'o' figure with her lips and nods sagely again.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Ah'm sure dey be fine doh. And not dead.
Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord purses her lips a moment, deciding how much to say. Then she nods slowly. "She was freed."
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: See. Not dead.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Undead. Death knight.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: If you kill a death knight does that make them re-dead?
Syreenna shrugs at Sidad. Who knows?
Sidad-WyrmrestAccord things intensely.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: thinks*
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: She gave me half an ear to bring her letter of intent to the Inquisitors when she joined. It didn't have any flavor.
Sidad-WyrmrestAccord nods happily.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Well, if there are no more baseless accusations to make tonight.....
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Ya killed him.
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: What was that? You want to be demoted to Supplicant?
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Is that what I heard?
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: No he said "YA KILLED HIM."
Sidad nods at Syreenna.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Ya deaf now?
Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord gives Sidad a flat look. "I've killed lots of people."
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: No no that's not what you said either
Sidad cheers at Syreenna!
[Syreenna-WyrmrestAccord]: Maybe someday you'll find him. *She pauses with a wicked grin* Maybe I'll help you.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: That was kinda nice.
[Dustfingur-WyrmrestAccord]: Fine da remains she buried somewhere.
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: That would be easier than just looking.
[Canaie-WyrmrestAccord]: I should go...
[Sidad-WyrmrestAccord]: Until next week?
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