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Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2016 5:31 am**

Masuabie's companion, Blood Parrot, flies off of the Fallen Slave heading towards The Grim guild hall with a piece of parchment in his beak addressed "Lass Ruuki." The piece of parchment has the Huntmaster's seal sloppily stamped on it and it smells of whiskey (expensive whiskey).

Dear Ruuki and The Grim-

I be sure the news 'as reached ye by now. The 'unger of the Deep, Evermaw, has been slain by me 'ands. Thar be no way ye 'aven't 'eard of me deeds since I'm sure landlubbers of all shapes and sizes are celebrating the fact that they can now swim without worry of being swallowed 'ole by this beast. Thar be no doubt that The Warchief be planning a ceremony to make me one of 'er advisors.

It be a fierce battle, that it be. Thar I was minding me own business fishing for crab, when I see the fish fleeing faster than a pirate at a booze-free party. I knew it be the beast itself, Evermaw. I called me crew to battlestations and readied the cannon. 'owever, the beast was too fast for The Fallen Slave to be keeping up with 'er. I be realizing that I needed a faster way. I tied me some boards together and made a make-shift raft and attached me rocket's engines to the back for speed. I grabbed me hand-cannon and a basket of cannon balls and jumped overboard. The landlubbers off shore must 'ave been shocked when they saw the thing I be riding.

The fight went back and forth. 'er tail whipped at me with mighty power. I be shooting and reloading me hand-cannon as fast as me arms could. But, as I'm sure ye 'ave heard from the tales being told around all of Azeroth, I slayed the beast. One good cannonball right in Evermaw's blowhole was the final blow. She made an ear-piecing wail and then the whipping began to quiet.

After not 'earing or seeing movement for a little, I jumped off me raft and swam to the bottom of the ocean to make sure she be down. At the next inquisition, I be bringing proof of me deed. It can go right next to the statue I be sure The Warchief be putting together right now.

Ye be familiar with me parrot. 'e should be with this letter. 'e can take a letter back for ye if ye wish. Otherwise, tell him to go or he will sit on yer shoulder forever.

-May yer treasure always glisten,

Huntmaster Masuabie

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:55 pm**

Ruuki did her best not to look at the creepy bird that was currently perched on one of the few trophies that decorated her desk. The letter was a little difficult to read, but she understood the gist of it despite the combination of drunken Troll and drunken pirate speech... whoever took the dictation for this letter was a little too literal in their work. She grabbed a piece of parchment to pen her reply.

"Masuabie,

Evermaw is but one of the three beasts of the sea you were tasked to defeat. Bring proof of the defeat of the Savage Whale Shark of Tanaan and the Whale Shark of Vash'jr and I will consider your trial complete. Do not delay in your task.

-Inquisitor Ruuki the Reborn"

She rolled the parchment up, stamped it with the wax seal of the Inquisition, and held it out for the parrot to take back, all without looking at the damned bird.

"Take this back to your master, and be quick about it."

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First Trial: The Ocean be feeling full, I 'ave vanquished the Hunger of the Deep!

First Trial: The Ocean be feeling full, I 'ave vanquished the Hunger of the Deep!

Re: First Trial: The Ocean be feeling full, I 'ave vanquished the Hunger of the Deep!