Heaps and piles of trash littered the High Inquisitor's office. Some towered almost to the vaulted ceilings, threatening to collapse at any moment in an avalanche of filth upon the great wooden desk where Khorvis sat, fuming. The goblin maintenance workers had been adamant.
No waste removal without an approved bin. Got that big guy?
Yes, the lot of them had been sent fleeing for their very hides, but the trash remained.
"What nasty-minded little cretin of a bureaucrat dreams up these fetid rules?!" Khorvis hammered at his desk, fantasizing of finding the head janitor in the labyrinth of passages deep below the Grim Halls. He would flay every last scrap of skin from the wretch and stitch an "approved bin." Or...
[[ Rakluz, your trial is to earn the Classic Raider achievement while under the "mission" of building a waste bin for the High Inquisitor's office. I noticed that your account hasn't cleared the old raids, so it would be good for you to learn some WoW history. To test your abilities a little bit, I threw in the Proving Yourself: Gold Damage achievement.Supplicant Rakluz,
I do grow impatient waiting for Kazzak's hoof. If many more days pass, I may forever be lost in this sea of filth that now swamps my quarters.
Instead, I do propose a different path for your first Trial. It is very simple, but the components you must gather are particular and MUST be recovered intact. We will be crafting our OWN bloody trash can.
Travel to Blackrock Spire and hunt down the largest black dragon you can find. Bring a bonesaw, because I do need his horn to fashion the bin itself. When you do be finished with Deathwing's spawn, make your way into the depths of the Molten Core and retrieve the hottest fragment of the fire elementals known to the Horde. This creation of ours will never overflow - instead it will incinerate the excess!
Leave behind the Burning Steppes and follow the tradewinds to the West. Within the Temple of Ahn'Qiraj do be an ancient thing with a great huge stomach. Cut out the lining, for it will serve as the insides of our receptacle. Lastly, once you wash the bile from your hair, approach the throne of Osiris and copy the hieroglyph beneath the seat. I have consulted the Archives and found that it do be the official seal for "Waste". Never again will the caretakers dispute me!
At the end of your quest, test the capacity of this artifact. The Proving Grounds will do. Achieve a seal of gold while piling the corpses into the bin. If it can handle the flow, we do be certain it is up to my task.
Do this labor in the name of the Mandate, Rakluz. You have but one moon to complete it. Succeed and we will celebrate. Fail me, and face the Lash.
High Inquisitor Bloodstar
Get the achievements, take some screenshots, and do a nice IC writeup in response to this thread. It should be fun for you. Good luck! ]]