Emmons' Much-Delayed First Trial
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:46 pm
In which Emmons and Drinn take on the entire Alliance:
*There are many coffee stains blotting out parts of the paper*
Date: No thank you, not interested.
Time: Night
Drinn accompanied me to the battlegrounds to assess my combat progress. Report follows:
Battle for Gilneas:
Killed some Alliance. Didn't die. Won.
Warsong Gulch:
Killed some Alliance. Didn't die. Captured a flag. Won.
The one with the glowing balls and pandas:
I have no idea what this is. Didn't grab any balls. Died a lot. Lost.
Strand of the Ancients:
This isn't like I remember, seems like a race now. Killed some Alliance. Died some. Barely lost.
After finishing with the Alliance, Drinn took me into the arena. This was not part of the trial and to preserve dignity the events that transpired shall forever remain a mystery.
- E. Indiana
With apologies to Lilliana
*There are many coffee stains blotting out parts of the paper*
Date: No thank you, not interested.
Time: Night
Drinn accompanied me to the battlegrounds to assess my combat progress. Report follows:
Battle for Gilneas:
Killed some Alliance. Didn't die. Won.
Warsong Gulch:
Killed some Alliance. Didn't die. Captured a flag. Won.
The one with the glowing balls and pandas:
I have no idea what this is. Didn't grab any balls. Died a lot. Lost.
Strand of the Ancients:
This isn't like I remember, seems like a race now. Killed some Alliance. Died some. Barely lost.
After finishing with the Alliance, Drinn took me into the arena. This was not part of the trial and to preserve dignity the events that transpired shall forever remain a mystery.
- E. Indiana
With apologies to Lilliana