<[Kerala]: What idiot?>
<[Shaelie]: .. What?>
<[Lilliana]: *of course she hasn't explained herself, she feels 'freaking idiot' should be more than enough'*>
<[Lilliana]: That....that guy. Just....Shaelie, you're coming with me. Kerala? The Orgrimmar guards picked up Nathandiel, since he was strutting through the streets...naked. *the sound of the paper again*>
<[Kerala]: *laughs*>
<[Kerala]: Fine. I will come.>
<[Drinn]: ..... Could you repeat that?>
<[Drinn]: *sound of stone shaking.*>
<[Lilliana]: *grouches* He...listed me as his wife. I *have* to go pick him up. *she pauses, hearing Drinn* Apparently Drinn, me and Nathandiel are married. Did you know that?>
<[Shaelie]: .. In Orgimmar? Ok, I'll come... *Shaelie frowns at the communicator. More insanity as a result of the warlocks, no doubt.*>
<[Lilliana]: I am NOT going alone, that's for sure.>
<[Shaelie]: Do we have to bail him out?>
<[Drinn]: *deadpan tone* I'll be so happy to escort you.>
<[Lilliana]: I'll take care of it....and yeah, we do. *she sounds so pissed now.....*.>
<[Shaelie]: I'll meet you outside the jail, then..>
<[Lilliana]: You know what? I think every single freaking Grim should go, and come and see this dingbat naked. And we'll make him walk home...naked, in the snow. To the Garrison, naked, in the snow.>
[Drinn]: Really.. it takes a force to let that hound out?
Shaelie arrived after a short time, nodding to the others.
[Lilliana]: No, I just...didn't want to go alone, *she turns to see Drinn and the others arrive. The priestess lombarrassed. She holds out the letter* Look! They said I'm his wife!
Kerala thinks this is all just hilarious.
[Shaelie]: What is this about? Why was he naked?
Drinn only side-glances to the others as she folds her arms and leans against the wall. She finally settles her gaze on Lilliana.
Kerala grins wickedly at Lilliana.
[Drinn]: Well I hope he bought you a stunning ring.
[Drinn]: I hear Sin'dorei Honeymoons are magical.
Drinn 's voice is full of venom.
Kerala looks at Drinn.
Kerala steps back from Drinn.
Lilliana scowls, "That bastard has high hopes. Like I'd be interested in an elf...." Then she pauses, and looks from Drinnt o Shaelie, "Um, like, no offense on elves, or nothing." She didn't mean it really, but trolls can be a bit racist, considering how ?
<[Syreena]: Grims.>
Lilliana > isolating their tribes now.
<[Shaelie]: Syreena. We need you.>
<[Kerala]: Yes!>
<[Lilliana]: Syreena, come see this damn freak that is my husband that is locked away from being naked.>
<[Syreena]: What? Husband?>
Syreena peers at Lilliana searchingly.
Lilliana shows Syreena a letter from the Orgrimmar police, which says "Come bail your husband out from jail, he was found wandering Orgrimmar naked"*
Lilliana 's letter is totally addressed to Lilliana.
Syreena reads the letter, then frowns up at Lilly.
Kerala peeks around the corner at Syreena and grins.
[Syreena]: Ley was walking around naked?
Syreena tries to picture that a moment.
[Syreena]: When did you get married?
Kerala laughs at Syreena.
[Shaelie]: Lilliana and Leyu'jin are married?
Drinn remains silent, squaring her jaw to keep from grinding her teeth.
Lilliana stumbles back, looking closely at the letter, and then at Syreena, "Syreena! Ugh....! And she just turns around and goes down to the stockades with a furious glare, "It's a joke! He's a joke!" Is she talking about Leyujin, or the real guy that's>
Lilliana > downstairs?
Syreena is hopelessly confused.
Syreena shrugs at Kerala. Who knows?
Kerala smirks slyly at Syreena.
Kerala looks around.
Kerala points at Nathandiel.
Syreena questions Lilliana.
[Kerala]: Over there
Lilliana looks at one of the jailers, who is standing lazily by the door. A large orc who is missing his left ear. He looks at the group of the Grims with a bored expression. Behind him, is a prisoner.
Shaelie looked as confused as Syreena.
Syreena tilts her head, noting the orc's missing left ear, and wondering if she should point out that she didn't do it.
Lilliana looks from each of the female Grim with her.....and she steps up to the jailer with note in hand. She peers around the large orc to see if that's really Nathandiel in there.
Kerala doesn't ask, but goes to look at the haughty elf who had told them to wash his clothes.
Syreena blinks at Nathandiel.
Syreena blinks at Lilliana.
[Syreena]: You married him??
Shaelie eyed Nathandiel.
Lilliana turns one of the most exhaustive looks onto Syreena at that, and the jailer then speaks to Lilliana, "That one yours?" He asks, and takes the paper from Lilliana's hand, continuing, "Oh, apparnetly yes, ah, this one is your husband."
Kerala giggles at Nathandiel.
Drinn remains toward the back, her arms still folded. Her expression tight and displeased.
Syreena stares at Lilly in disbelief.
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Shaelie backed away from t he bars.
Nathandiel throws himself against the bars. "And you brought EVERYONE!"
Nathandiel beams.
Drinn narrows her eyes. "Is he still drunk?"
Nathandiel looks at Drinn and winks.
Shaelie peered at the elf, dubiously. "Are you drunk?" Or corrupted, she asked in her head.
Nathandiel reaches throgh the bars, grasping. "Lilypad...I've been so alone!"
Lilliana looks at the jailer, "Yes, yeah." She says, wishing she could scream and swear, but instead she puts on her fake little Lilly face and acts, "That one is mine, you gonna let him out?" She asks the jailer orc as Nathandiel reaches out to grasp at her. >
Lilliana > The priestess grimaces.
Nathandiel whimpers. "They're so rough here. " He shields his mouth with his hand to whisper at the women. "Did you know you have cavities NOT in your mouth."
Shaelie widened her eyes.
Kerala notes Lilliana's fakeness, and also Drinn's disposition. She wonders if perhaps letting the male elf out would be a bad idea- maybe the bars are protecting him from that one.
[Nathandiel]: Lemme out!
Nathandiel holds onto the bars and jumps up and down.
Syreena glances at Lilly, speaking very quietly. "I could pick the lock to let your husband out."
[Nathandiel]: Pay the man! Take me home! I need love...and care....and clothes.
Kerala looks at Nathandiel and smiles, very amused.
Shaelie had not seen Kerala smile this much in all the months she had known her.
Lilliana leans down to Syreena, and nearly spits this out, "He's not my freaking husband, I'm NOT with him...but good, play along, you dork...." She catches the jailer staring at her, but he didn't hear. The jail does step forward, and says, "It says here that >
Nathandiel rattles the bars.
Syreena blinks at Lilliana.
Syreena peers at Nathandiel searchingly.
Nathandiel whines pathetically at Syreena.
Lilliana > his bail is 2,000 gold, and he has to show up before the Orgrimmar court house on Tuesday, otherwise he'll be brought back here." He reads the small print on the back.
Syreena speaks quietly to Lilly again. "You want me to stab him instead then?"
[Nathandiel]: Awe c'mon!
[Nathandiel]: They LIKED it!
[Nathandiel]: I mean really...
Nathandiel gestures at himself.
Drinn interjects softly from behind. "I say we leave him here till Tuesday."
[Nathandiel]: You would!
Syreena grins, hearing Drinn.
Nathandiel jabs a finger in Drinn's direction.
Lilliana considers Syreena's offer, but she'd prefer that she stabbed Nathandiel.
Kerala doesn't see anything impressive at all, though she looks where Nathandiel gestures.
[Drinn]: Yes I would you fucking idiot.
Nathandiel points at Kerala. "And you! Where are my clothes!?"
[Kerala]: I washed them.
Nathandiel sneers at Drinn.
Drinn stalks a few paces towards the bars, sneering back.
[Shaelie]: Why ARE we getting him out?
Lilliana hasn't gone for the money. She didn't know it would be that expensive. She just stands there, staring at the naked Nathandiel. She is so going to have words with him.
[Drinn]: Caster must be starving..
[Nathandiel]: ...Cause it's me?
[Kerala]: It's not my fault you didn't come to pick them up again before the tide took them...
[Nathandiel]: He's fine!
Syreena snickers at Kerala.
[Drinn]: Is he? Do you know?
[Nathandiel]: Always.
[Drinn]: And how close did they search you... Doctor?
[Nathandiel]: Get me out! Take me home!
Nathandiel rattles the bars.
Nathandiel stops and blinks at Drinn.
Lilliana ..... The orc with the missing ear steps away from the door, "He's your husband, it's up to you what happens to him from here. If you don't pick him up, he can stay here and go through the process. We don't care, we just make sure the laws are >
Kerala wonders what a Caster is, and looks at Drinn with interest.
Lilliana > enforced. They do not approve of naked elves prancing through the red streets of Orgrimmar." The orc states as if reciting something - like this actually happens all the time.
[Nathandiel]: My wife will pay you - of course - and take me home.
Drinn hits the bars with the round of her palm in an upper movement of her hand. The metal rattles. "SHUT IT. You put us ALL in danger with this.. shit."
Nathandiel looks at Lilliana. "Right?"
Nathandiel is scared of Drinn.
Kerala blinks at Drinn.
Shaelie looked confused at Drinn. "What danger?"
Lilliana starts looking into her bag of money, she's sorting through it with a glare flashed at Nathandiel as Drinn rattles the bars.
Kerala agrees with Shaelie.
Kerala waves dismissively at Lilliana for her to put the pouch away.
Nathandiel sets his cheek against the bar. "Please....?"
Nathandiel pouts.
Drinn squares her jaw and shakes her head, stepping back. "Putting the Grim in the wrong light...", she spits the lie between her teeth evenly.
Nathandiel 's protuberant lower lip quivers.
Shaelie snorted, and started laughing.
Nathandiel rolls his eyes. "Serious, serious, serious..."
Lilliana ..... The jailer looks from woman to woman, and then at Nathandiel, "I'll let you ladies talk." He stalks away, leaving them there.
Syreena looks at Shaelie.
[Nathandiel]: I'm cold.
[Nathandiel]: And straw is prickly.
[Shaelie]: You should have considered that before you stripped naked.
Nathandiel gestures towards the straw.
[Nathandiel]: I had reasons!
[Shaelie]: And why DID you strip naked?
[Nathandiel]: I was WET!
[Syreena]: To make Kerala wash his clothes.
A sly smirk spreads across Syreena's face.
[Nathandiel]: Wet leather is the WORST.
Lilliana ......... The jailer has gone down to sit with his friends, other orcs, a few trolls, even another elf (with clothes on). They are all pointing and laughing at the Grim standing by the door with the naked elf within.
[Kerala]: Surely you have gotten caught in the rain before...?
[Nathandiel]: It's sticky...and hot....and there were washing women right THERE.
Lilliana 's face reddens. This is the absolute limit!
[Nathandiel]: And I get naked in the rain. What? You don't?
[Shaelie]: And how did that work out for you?
Nathandiel rubs his chest. Smooooooth.
Kerala smiles at Nathandiel, a genuine one. She does, actually.
[Drinn]: So of course that means you should just let your dangly bits waggle for Orgrimmar?
Drinn says, "Daft...", continues to curse under her breath.
Nathandiel looks at Drinn. "Why not? I'm a patriot..."
Syreena rolls her eyes, and mutters something about silly elves.
Drinn 's jaw squares tighter at his last statement.
[Nathandiel]: Did you BRING me clothes? Soft...warm ones, per chance?
[Lilliana]: No. *she says simply*
Nathandiel hugs himself and turns to the side, batting his lashes. "It's cold in here."
Kerala turns and wanders over to the guards.
[Nathandiel]: Lilypad...don't be so cruel.
[Nathandiel]: I said you were my wife cause you're so kind...and dependable...and pretty....
[Nathandiel]: Now take me home. I need a hot bath.
[Nathandiel]: I need a scrubbing. I've done some filthy things in jail.
Lilliana peers through the bars at Nathandiel, "Cause you knew I'm a freaking sucker." She glances back at Drinn, "You know we can't leave a Grim in here, the light it puts us in or not, the longer he stays, the worse it is."
Nathandiel nods fervently at Lily's statement. "Yeah. THAT. See...I knew you were the best."
Kerala talks with the orc jailer missing his ear. He and his friends get up after a minute and they all leave. There may have been some things exchanged beforehand.
[Nathandiel]: C'mon girls...
Kerala returns to the group.
Nathandiel wiggles.
[Lilliana]: I don't mind paying *she says quietly to Drinn* At this point, just like, get the the hell over with..... *she's still speaking very, very quietly. She pauses to look at Kerala as she returns to them*
Nathandiel cheers at Drinn!
Nathandiel jumps on Lily.
[Nathandiel]: I love love love love love LOVE you!
Nathandiel hugs Lilliana.
Syreena tilts her head at Nathandiel....then pelts him with snowballs.
[Nathandiel]: Oh!
Nathandiel covers himself.
Drinn tilts her head slowly but still says nothing.
[Nathandiel]: Awe you gals are the best!
[Nathandiel]: Now. Clothing!
Nathandiel flexes at Lilliana. Oooooh so strong!
Lilliana gets jumped on by a Nathandiel, she hisses in a most viscious manner.
[Syreena]: Don't include me in that. I would have left you here.
[Nathandiel]: But you didn't.
Nathandiel stretches.
Kerala laughs at Nathandiel jumping on Lilliana. This has been very entertaining.
Lilliana looks back at the door, "Did you just let yourself out, Nathandiel?"
[Nathandiel]: Now...I vote a cuddle pile with my heroes!
Syreena scowls at Nathandiel.
[Nathandiel]: Pfft. Of course not.
[Nathandiel]: Orgrimmar has the best locks. No one can pick them.
Nathandiel looks down at himself. "Besides...What would I pick it with it?"
Lilliana looks overly confused.
Lilliana stares at Nathandiel, "Oh gee, I wonder with what. Something very small."
[Kerala]: I thought the guard unlocked it... when it still looked like we were just going to pay. Before you two looked like you weren't.
Nathandiel frowns. "You shouldn't talk about someones ego like that."
Drinn walks up slowly to Nathaniel and starts poking him in the chest. Each word punctuated but another thrust. "You. Are. An. Ass." Before she gives more thought to it she pulls back her hand and rolls her knuckles to deliver a straight on punch to
Nathandiel gasps at Kerala.
Drinn Nathaniel's nose.
Syreena eyes Nathandiel up and down.
[Nathandiel]: You're my savior!
[Kerala]: Don't touch me.
Nathandiel grabs his face.
[Nathandiel]: What the fuck!
Lilliana glances back at the door....it's unlocked, clearly, so she just takes it at that. Perhaps, if Nathandiel didn't unlock it himself, the guards that Kerala had gone sneakytime to talk with had unlocked it from another location. They were gone, either way.
Nathandiel sneers at Drinn, his voice nasal. "That hurts."
Nathandiel tilts his head back and pinches his nose.
Lilliana laughs as Nathandiel gets punched in the face, "Hey, that's my husband....." Now she sees the humor in it, when Nathandiel gets his butt whooped.
Drinn spits, "Good. It was supposed to." She narrows her eyes. "Spend your time with these ladies, I have a pup to collect."
[Nathandiel]: Not MY Pup!
[Drinn]: OOoh.. That's right. Your wife.
[Nathandiel]: Nu uh!
[Drinn]: You're in very good hands.
Nathandiel pushes Drinn.
Kerala eyes Drinn up and down.
Drinn snarls under her breath and pushes back.
Nathandiel shove Drinn again.
Drinn lifts her hand and goes for another punch.
Kerala is beginning to think Drinn and Nathandiel might -actually- be a couple, which would explain why the woman is so ticked off right now, instead of laughing at the whole thing.
Nathandiel ducks, when he pops up he exhales forcefully through his bloody nose. Spraying Drinn. He grins.
Lilliana dances out of the way of the two elves who are getting into it, "Gah!"
[Kerala]: Hey now.
[Kerala]: I really did throw his clothes away.
Drinn blinks a moment and then draws up, forcing a smile. "Being painted in blood doesn't bother Sin'Dorei."
Nathandiel juts his chin forward, his nose inches from Drinn's. "It should. Freak."
[Kerala]: Why are you so mad?
Kerala looks at Drinn.
Drinn narrows her eyes again and steps back. She looks to Lilli and then the others. "I suggest leaving him where he is when he lands himself in a cell again. It's the best place for him."
Nathandiel eyes Drinn angrily. "you really ARE frigid..."
Lilliana looks back at Drinn, a smirk on her face, "Hey, the pain in the ass knew who to ask."
[Nathandiel]: I knew lily would help me. You're too busy.
Nathandiel shoves Drinn agian.
Drinn rolls her eyes to Kerala, "Why? Because ..." Nathaniel interjects and before she finishes her answers another punch flies. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SELFISH, CONCEITED TROLL!"
[Nathandiel]: Other women make time. Why can't you? What about my NEEDS!?
[Lilliana]: Hey, stop that, *she moves forward to grab Nathandiel's shoulder, sick of him shoving her fellow Dreadweaver....but then Nathandiel is punched and thrown back*
Nathandiel takes the shot and holds his face. "Shtop Et."
[Nathandiel]: Shhuch a Chunt.
Nathandiel glares angrily at Drinn.
Kerala is now confused, but Nathandiel shoving like that is asking to be hit. She doesn't interfere.
Drinn pulls her hands back and holds them open in the air. "Done. Yep. I'm done." She looks to Lilli, "He's all yours." Then she looks to Syreena, "OR yours..he's got those ears you like."
Syreena grins wickedly, eying Nathandiel's ears.
Nathandiel grabs at Drinn, catching her wrist.
Nathandiel lets her go.
Kerala watches. This is no longer funny at all.
Drinn glares and walks back around behind the others after Nathaniel's whisper.
Nathandiel holds his face. "Shine. My Fwase Ish bweeding."
[Nathandiel]: Rilly....Hwelp me.
Syreena walkhind Nathandiel, lifting a blade up towards his ear.
Lilliana looks around to the corner to make sure that the guards have not returned, for that would certainly be a problem if they did, considering that they are kind of fighting here. "Where'd they go?" She asks about the guards as Syreena threatens to cut Nath's >
Nathandiel spins half way and backs up. "Nwoo!"
Lilliana > ear.
Nathandiel claps a hand over his ear. "Mwine!"
[Syreena]: Drinn said I could.
Syreena smiles sweetly.
[Kerala]: They're gone.
[Drinn]: Don't touch the ears.
[Nathandiel]: She dwoesnt contwol me
[Drinn]: I fucking OWN you.
Syreena frowns at Drinn, and puts her swords away.
Nathandiel 's jaw falls as he pinches his nose.
[Nathandiel]: Den tale mwee howm. Pwease?
[Nathandiel]: Roo bwork mwy nose.
Drinn shakes her head. "The only reason I'd go to your home is to get Caster, which is exactly where I'm going while these women entertain you."
[Drinn]: It's like a dream come true.
[Drinn]: You're surrounded.
[Kerala]: What is Caster?
[Syreena]: Who is Caster?
Nathandiel blinks at Drinn. His eyes hurt.
[Nathandiel]: Mwy dawg.
[Drinn]: My dog.
Lilliana goes back into the open cell, and pulls out the ratty blanket that is on the cot there. She carries it out, and she shoves it at Nathandiel, "Put this damned thing around yourself."
[Nathandiel]: MWY DWOG!
[Nathandiel looks at lily. "Twanks. Wore a Weel Pal."
Nathandiel hugs himself with the blanket.
Kerala scowls, because she can't understand what this man is saying. She steps up intending to lay a hand on him for healing.
[Nathandiel]: Wit Hwurts.
Nathandiel points at his nose.
[Syreena]: Waa.
Syreena smirks slyly at Nathandiel.
[Kerala]: Come here.
Kerala looks at Nathandiel.
[Syreena]: You want some cheese with that whine?
Nathandiel looks at Kerala hopefully.
[Syreena]: You need a tissue for your issue?
Lilliana looks over Nathandiel and Kerala, she smirks, then she steps up to Syreena, "He is so not my husband, you got that?"
Nathandiel looks at Syreena and nods.
[Syreena]: Yeah, I got that.
[Nathandiel]: I knwo. Im twying to be Dwinns.
[Syreena]: She's too good for you. Crybaby.
Nathandiel looks at Drinn wit hope-filled eyes.
Kerala grabs Nathandiel's face in one hand to hold him still, and she wrenches on his nose with the other hand. Not gently. She sets the broken nose to the proper place. She adds only the barest magic. The nose will heal faster than usual, but not right now.
Nathandiel screeches in pain, his voice higher than a woman’s could ever be.
Kerala releases the elf.
Drinn looks back to Nathaniel coldly.
[Nathandiel]: That hurt...REALLY BAD.
[Kerala]: I know.
Nathandiel holds his face, his eyes swimming in tears.
Syreena cackles maniacally at Nathandiel.
[Kerala]: Don't use that word to a lady.
[Nathandiel]: What ever happened to 'do no harm'?
[Kerala]: Who said that? Certainly wasn't me.
[Kerala]: Maybe you're thinking of a Sanctuary.
[Nathandiel]: It hurts.
[Kerala]: Good.
[Kerala]: I am not your washer woman. And neither are any of these other ladies.
[Nathandiel]: I thought we were all a team?
Nathandiel hugs himself more and holds a corner of the blanket over the lower part of his face.
[Nathandiel]: I'm in shock. Look, I've got a blanket. Be nice to me.
Kerala snorts.
Nathandiel leans in towards Drinn.
[Nathandiel]: I'm sorry...
Kerala watches the two elves.
[Nathandiel]: I just wanna go home.
[Nathandiel]: I'll be a good.
Drinn takes half a step back. "No you're not. But you are pathetic."
Nathandiel 's face falls.
[Nathandiel]: ...ok...
[Drinn]: And which one of us is escorting this idiot home?
Nathandiel casts his eyes downwards.
[Syreena]: Not it!
Kerala wipes her gloves off on her tabard.
[Drinn]: I'm over standing in a room of cells and whimpering male.
Nathandiel 's shoulders slouch. No one wants him.
[Kerala]: I can.
Kerala eyes Nathandiel up and down.
Nathandiel looks at Kerala with hope.
[Nathandiel]: Im cold...and hungry too...
[Nathandiel]: And Drinn's gonna steal my Dog!
Nathandiel cries.
[Kerala]: You ladies can go, if you're going to.
Syreena offers Nath a piece of [Silvermoon Steak].
Nathandiel 's the steak hungrily.
Drinn nods to the others. "Grim.." She turns and pads out with the intention of getting the dog before Nath gets home.
[Nathandiel]: My Dog!
Syreena nods at Drinn.
[Nathandiel]: WE have to go! We have to go now! She'll steal him!
[Nathandiel]: Take him away forever!
Syreena sighs at Nathandiel.
[Nathandiel]: She WEARS LEATHER.
[Nathandiel]: Think about it!
Syreena mutters, "freakin' elves."
[Kerala]: So do you.
[Nathandiel]: No. IMITATION leather.
[Nathandiel]: She'll kill my dog!
[Nathandiel]: He's my only friend!
Nathandiel lets of plaintive wail of sorrow.
Lilliana just stands there, really, poor Lilliana has no....idea. And if Kerala wants to escort Nathandiel out...that's great...more brownie points for the Supplicant that drives the poor priestess insane.
Kerala cocks her head.
[Nathandiel]: My dog!
Nathandiel cries.
[Kerala]: I'll take the dog, if you'd like to go now. You don't get it.
[Nathandiel]: Let's go!
[Nathandiel]: GO NOW!
[Nathandiel]: I need to save CASTOR!
[Nathandiel]: Drinn will eat him.
[Nathandiel]: I love my dog.
Kerala grabs the blanket from Nathandiel, tears a hole in the middle, then jams it over his head (like a poncho).
Nathandiel lifts the blanket. "That’s clever. Thank you!"
[Nathandiel]: I can get home from here.
[Kerala]: No. I'm coming with you.
Nathandiel looks up at Kerala. "Thank you. I appreciate your kindness.,,,no?"
[Nathandiel]: You mean you want to go back to my place?
[Kerala]: I said I'd see you home.
[Nathandiel]: We can share my bed.
[Nathandiel]: It's big enough for a Tauren.
Kerala says nothing to that.
Nathandiel scratches behind his ears.
[Nathandiel]: I'm so happy to be rescued.
[Nathandiel]: Im gonna take a big hot bath
<[Leyujin]: Evenin' Grim.>
[Nathandiel]: With my dog!
<[Syreena]: Hi Ley!>
[Nathandiel]: Oh look...my garrison. You SAW me home.
Nathandiel winks at Kerala.
[Nathandiel]: I really am ok from here.
<[Drinn]: Wordbearer.. *sounds of barking and yipping in the back*>
[Kerala]: I don't know whose dog it is. But you don't get to keep it. And neither will she, on the off chance you were being truthful.
[Nathandiel]: ...He's my puppy.
[Nathandiel]: She gave him to me.
[Nathandiel]: As a present.
[Nathandiel]: Cause I'm lonely.
<[Lilliana]: *sounds rather flustered, but it's not directed at Leyu'jin* Hi, Leyu'jin.....>
Nathandiel looks down at the ground.
<[Leyujin]: Mmm, Drinn. Joo let loose da dogs o' war, yah?>
<[Leyujin]: 'ey Lilly. Wassup.>
<[Drinn]: *howls into the stone*>
[Kerala]: Then instead of a night in jail, you can spend the night away from your pet for that ridiculousness of getting arrested.
[Nathandiel]: ...he has food.
[Nathandiel]: I have a barn!
<[Akorharil]: *adjusts his volume*>
[Kerala]: Why was the elf woman mad at you?
[Nathandiel]: Cause she's NUTS.
<[Lilliana]: Absolutely nothing *sure, she didn't just go to pick up a naked elf that was jailed in Orgrimmar, sure, she wasn’t listed as his wife, sure everything is normal*>
[Kerala]: Are you mates?
Nathandiel drills a fingertip into his temple.
[Nathandiel]: What?
[Nathandiel]: Like a friend? Hardly...she didn't come to get me. And she threatened to steal my dog!
[Nathandiel]: Crazy bitch...
Nathandiel covers his mouth.
[Nathandiel]: I mean...she's moody sometimes.
[Kerala]: Is. She. Your. Mate?
Nathandiel blinks at Kerala. Then blinks again.
[Nathandiel]: I get sea sick, to be honest.
<[Leyujin]: Mmhmm.>
<[Leyujin]: Ah believe joo.>
[Nathandiel]: Boats and I are not friends.
[Nathandiel]: I don't think she likes them either.
[Nathandiel]: She doesn't like anything.
[Nathandiel]: ...except my Dog.
Kerala almost growls. "Lifemate, partner! The only reason I could see her being mad at you is something unrelated, or you made her angry calling the troll your wife!" Wife! That was the word she couldn't remember, not mate.
Nathandiel blinks at Kerala and then straightens.
Nathandiel rakes a hand through his hair. "I....have to go. Really...thank you. You're kind."
Kerala waves a hand. Roots erupt from the ground to try and ensnare the elf. He's not going anywhere if she has any say in it.
Nathandiel is shocked. "Hey..."
[Kerala]: I did not just hand over three thousand gold's worth of gems for you to play games with me, elf.
[Nathandiel]: Why do you wanna know?
Nathandiel looks at Kerala with suspicion.
[Nathandiel]: She's a dreadweaver...we can't talk about such things...
Kerala crooks a finger. The roots tighten.
[Nathandiel]: Owe!
[Kerala]: That is not what I asked, and you know it.
[Nathandiel]: I don't understand why you want to know!
[Nathandiel]: She's just angry all the time!
[Kerala]: Because. You, *she points at Nathandiel* in jail for being silly. That's funny. That was amusing. But that.... that was not. Why is she angry with you?
Nathandiel tries to squirm free. "She's an angry person!"
[Kerala]: If you do not answer me, she will arrive here, and I might let her walk right past you and get the dog.
[Nathandiel]: I NEED my dog!
[Kerala]: Where is it, I will get it and bring it here to you. I'm not letting you go.
[Nathandiel]: What do you want from me!?
[Nathandiel]: There's nothing to know!
[Kerala]: Fine. Where is the dog? I will keep it safe from her. But I'm not letting you have it. You are irresponsible.
[Nathandiel]: I am not!
Nathandiel grows angry, eyes blazing.
[Kerala]: You were just arrested.
[Nathandiel]: Shit happens!
[Nathandiel]: She can't have my dog and neither can you and I AM RESPONSIBLE.
[Nathandiel]: That's why we're fighting!
[Nathandiel]: Now let me go!
[Nathandiel]: Let me gooo!
Nathandiel squirms, putting real fight into the struggle.
[Nathandiel]: I. Have. to. get. home.
Nathandiel squirms.
Kerala eyes Nathandiel.
[Nathandiel]: I. Have. to. fix. it.
[Kerala]: ... Fine.
Nathandiel looks up at Kerala. Surprised.
[Nathandiel]: Oh...really ? Good. Cause...you're nosy!
Kerala has an idea. She gestures, and the roots release Nathandiel.
Nathandiel hops backwards.
[Nathandiel]: I APPRECIATE your help. But what goes on between Drinn and I is between Drinn and I.
Kerala gestures again, this time very subtly. (Nathandiel has faerie fire on him, so that he cannot hide, from her eyes)
Nathandiel dusts himself off.
[Kerala]: If I hear that a dog dies, I will re-break your nose for you.
Nathandiel snorts.
[Nathandiel]: You're stuck on the dog.
Kerala snorts back. "Of course. The dog is innocent. I don't care about you, or the woman."
Nathandiel 's mouth slowly curls into a grin.
[Nathandiel]: God Grim are easy.
Nathandiel shakes out his hair, his demeanor no longer silly.
Kerala eyes Nathandiel up and down.
Kerala reacts to the change in Nathandiel, tensing.
Nathandiel's eyes narrow at Kerala, his expression cold.
[Nathandiel]: Mind your business woman. Follow your mandate. You'll live longer.
Nathandiel winks slyly at Kerala.
[Kerala]: I have always followed the Mandate. I just didn't know it.
Nathandiel looks down at the poncho, his lip curling with disgust.
[Kerala]: You are playing games.
Nathandiel 's murmurs 'animals."
[Nathandiel]: Who isn't?
Kerala glares angrily at Nathandiel.
[Kerala]: Me.
Nathandiel looks at Kerala, no longer the foolish, energetic elf. "IS there something else?"
[Nathandiel]: I need...real clothes.
[Kerala]: I really did throw them in the ocean.
Nathandiel waves a dismissive hand at Kerala. "Go away now. I'm bored of you. Go do something for your mandate."
Nathandiel lifts his chin and pops his brows at her.
Kerala just eyes Nathandiel. "Your home is that way, if you were not lying. I am outside, with every right to be, the same as you." She's not leaving.
[Nathandiel]: Indeed.
Nathandiel bows to Kerala. <in common> "Peace through annihilation"
Kerala cocks her head.
