Reezzy watched with great interest, laughing to herself as she lounged on her large sabercat. The saber grooming a front a leg, uninterested by the commotion. At least until the orc came rampaging... and at them of all people. Before Reezzy could respond correctly, the damned shaman was already on her companions leg, though there were bite wounds and gashes, the lioness just seemed royally pissed. The little goblin loaded a bolt into the groove of the crossbow and pulled the bow string taut as she aimed it at him, her eyes glowing red.
"I suggest you release my cat before you feel our fury," she said softly, her tone filled with cold rage.
The lioness stared at him, her own eyes glowing red as she bared her long fangs, ready to bite back if given the order.
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Ashenfury looked up with a start once he noticed the fur on his salivating tongue.
"That mage had better be able to recall his blink spell." He thought to himself as he very slowly, eyes locked with the Kitty, opened his jaw and took a few steps back. He glared at Knithawk with a burning rage and dissolved his ghost wolf form.
He then stood before the goblin, at eye level since the little green thing was riding a large kitty. He sniffed the air and once again smelled the scent of beasts and bowstrings. This one was certainly a hunter and though she did not command a wolf pack as Ashen did, he considered her mastery of beasts in sizing up the short thing that stank the wretched stench of bathing and womanly perfumes.
All three warriors of the Horde stood in silence staring at one another without moving.
and after a long pause...
Ashenfury farted.
"That mage had better be able to recall his blink spell." He thought to himself as he very slowly, eyes locked with the Kitty, opened his jaw and took a few steps back. He glared at Knithawk with a burning rage and dissolved his ghost wolf form.
He then stood before the goblin, at eye level since the little green thing was riding a large kitty. He sniffed the air and once again smelled the scent of beasts and bowstrings. This one was certainly a hunter and though she did not command a wolf pack as Ashen did, he considered her mastery of beasts in sizing up the short thing that stank the wretched stench of bathing and womanly perfumes.
All three warriors of the Horde stood in silence staring at one another without moving.
and after a long pause...
Ashenfury farted.
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Reezzy just sighed, un-nocking the bolt and placing it back in the quiver. Her crossbow placed upon her back once more. Her face screwed up into one disgust as the orc relieved himself. She whispered a few words to the large white saber and the pair backed away from him, the cat growling deep in her throat.
"Disgusting," Reezzy mutters, looking from the mage to the shaman in slight confusion and clear irritation.
"Disgusting," Reezzy mutters, looking from the mage to the shaman in slight confusion and clear irritation.
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Deminthus steps in after hearing what sounded like a faint earthquake. He takes note of everyone staring at each other in a circle, the goblin standing a few feet back.
"Is everything okay? It sounded like the earth was shattering for a moment."
Then the waft of raunchy flatulence filled his nose.
"Ah, it was just Ash flexing his musk. Don't mind him, Reezzy. He seems to think the stronger the smell the more attractive he becomes."
Deminthus chuckles to himself as he recalls several of the 'musk-flexing' moments he has shared with Ashenfury. "Although, there's nothing quite like seeing a half-scared gnome running from the shear sight and smell of the orc."
"Is everything okay? It sounded like the earth was shattering for a moment."
Then the waft of raunchy flatulence filled his nose.
"Ah, it was just Ash flexing his musk. Don't mind him, Reezzy. He seems to think the stronger the smell the more attractive he becomes."
Deminthus chuckles to himself as he recalls several of the 'musk-flexing' moments he has shared with Ashenfury. "Although, there's nothing quite like seeing a half-scared gnome running from the shear sight and smell of the orc."
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Ashenfury, eyes locked with Reezy and stiff with anticipation visibly relaxes as she holsters her crossbow and the allure of combat fades along with the cloud of blood lust. He sniffed the air, pleased that in his adrenal fed frenzy that he managed to exude a more powerful musk. The goblin's nose wrinkle must surely be acknowledgement of a greater musk than it's own. Satisfied that the encounter ended with what he thought was the exertion of dominance he grunts, raises his hand and gray whisps explode downwards as his form warps into that of the ghost wolf yet again.
Seeming bored himself he sits down and raises his rear leg to scratch behind his ear.
Seeming bored himself he sits down and raises his rear leg to scratch behind his ear.
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Shakes her head at the shaman then looks at the newcomer.
"Have we met?" She says to him, sliding off her large saber cat.
She pats the lioness' shoulder and smiles at her then moves a few more feet from the orc, obviously disgusted by his scent.
"His scent makes him unappealing if anything," she mumbles to herself, glaring slightly at the shaman before returning her attention to the new person.
"Have we met?" She says to him, sliding off her large saber cat.
She pats the lioness' shoulder and smiles at her then moves a few more feet from the orc, obviously disgusted by his scent.
"His scent makes him unappealing if anything," she mumbles to herself, glaring slightly at the shaman before returning her attention to the new person.