Tyner Valen's Hunt

[Tyner]

Upon my joining The Grim, I was given orders to kill members of the Aerial Secret Service or some such nonsense in order to gain rank within our order. Upon review and repeated attacks on their supposed stronghold, no such group exists and the Dwarven peoples of the Storm Peaks refuse to give up any information on this group. Either A.S.S does not exist or their members do not care about their fellow faction members. I can only assume the former until evidence proves otherwise.

Thus I was given different orders. Slay some of the Alliances finest in Hyjal, Vash'ir, Twilight Peaks, and Deepholm. I found this assignment more fitting then a silly dragonhawk chase for something that turned out to be nothing more then a child's boogieman story.

I will begin by stating that all the following names of my intended victims are the names given to me by locals that had known the deceased prior to my acts for the Horde. I claim all rights to the bodies and will dispose of them how I see fit.

Vashj'ir

I found this underwater area delightful for hunting. As a child I spent many a day swimming off the coast of Tranquillien and the underwater is my second habitat. The warm seawater invigorated my cold bones and made me feel right at home.

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This is the body of what the locals called the Night Elf Commander Senshi. I found her foolishly swimming above the wreckage of our boat. The claimed that she had nearly 24,000 kills to her name. I can only hope that this veteran of combat was caught unaware.

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Another Night Elf. Zaydog he was called. he lurked too close to the kelp I was swimming near.

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I remember this Death Knight from the deck of the Ebon Hold. A pity he met his end in the deeps. A blessing it was by my hand.

I then traveled to Hyjal where my hunting finally became interesting.

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This Death Knight for whatever reason was named Hotdraenei. She is a persistent bitch as you shall see. I had thought that she recieved a killing blow from my blade only for her to rise again and strike at me....

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...As you can see I was forced to summon an army of the damned this time to fight her off. A sad sight for someone supposedly entering her 85th season of training. Just as I finished her I was attacked from behind by a pesky priest.

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Vandre died at what appeared to be nearly the age of 18. A sad day for her family I can only imagine.

I proceeded to Deepholm. I found the Alliance here much more tenacious.

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Ether by chance or her hunting me, Hotdraenei and I crossed paths for what will be the hast time. Her body has been dropped from the flying airship and thus broken in several pieces below.

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This mangy fool attacked me while I was searching in my bags. How the alliance gain prestige through such tactics is beyond me.

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I hardly remember this fight. I do remember this warlock was not prepared.

I then traveled to my final destination. Twilight Highlands.

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A hunter and supposedly some sort of ambassador. I found him hardly diplomatic as I snatched him off the hillside after being shot in the back by his weapons.

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I found this human quite entertaining. He felt attacking my minion to be the best way to defeat me. I was given quite a show as they battled while I watched them go at it. After becoming bored with the spectacle, I finished him off with little effort.

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Another hunter. By this time I was ready to finish my assignment. In conclusion I would like to state that from what I have seen from the Alliance in my hunt they are not ready for any type of opposition in the future. With that knowledge I hope the Grim makes some clear statements to them, by force if necessary.

Tyner Valen

[Greebo]

Good hunting. A worthy cull.

[Ryanica]

Well! Dis be a very lovely treat! Always a good ting seeing more of our enemy's corpses lying around.

Good work! Be expectin' anotha one soon!