Decimated by Malebrignon
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:07 am
"So, Nicoleta, you have business with me, yes? Where does one go for a drink in this wretched city?" Malebrignon spoke to her through his hearthstone while riding slowly through the streets if Silvermoon.
"Oh, my. You really don't want anything to do with the Silvermoon Inn. Nothing but commoners and Haris Pilton wanna-bes. Join me at the country club outside town."
The ride to Farstrider's Retreat was blissfully short. A combination of sunshine and abundance of color was already beginning to well up a bright spot of pain within his skull. After dismounting and walking the entirety of the building, he found the Blood Knight waiting attentively at the back of the place. They sipped appletinis while exchanging pleasantries and idle chit-chat for a few moments before getting to the heart of the visit.
"Alright, Nic. You asked me here for a reason. What is it?"
"I have been offered a position as headmistress for Silvermoon University. I realize that Meike and I still owe you money, but..."
"Think nothing of it. Your debt was repaid long ago. I neglected to mention it as it was a useful tool to keep you around. I would not stop you from such an opportunity."
"It was repaid? I will be having choice words with my accountants." she said with a frown.
"I must inquire, though, how do you expect to turn a profit from an institution of learning? It has been my experience that they actually absorb money. They devour gold at a rate faster than Uthgra devours gnome."
"I will go with what I know. I will use our sports teams to bring us revenue via ticket sales, concessions, merchandising and the like."
"So, when can we see this team? Or is it teams? Did you inherit anything to work with? Need a coach? I know a good coach." Brig grinned inwardly. Maybe this would be a good opportunity to push ol' three-fingers out of the way.
"All I have is a bunch of pasty elves. To be honest, I was going to ask you a favor. I need ringers!"
"I am not familiar with the term. Ringers?"
"Well, I plan to stock the team with a bunch of thugs and killers to let loose on the field. We can't lose, and winning increases profits, thus paying for things like thug-upkeep and keeping the school open. Not to mention lining my own pockets." Both of them grinned smugly at this.
"Oh! I see now. You want the louts that occupy the same ten square feet of Shattrath day in and day out."
"Shattrath...Silvermoon. I doubt they'll notice the difference in their accustomed booze-addled state. And since they are technically your assets, I'm sure we can arrange for a percentage to be paid..."
"It pleases me to hear you mention my percentage before I brought it up myself," Brig interrupted with a wicked grin. "I can definitely throw some of the least profitable your way. Dewce and Fatty come to mind immediately. I know you probably hoped to escape them in your new role, but I believe their destiny lies with yours."
"Like a reoccuring rash," she spoke softly. "Boy, just keeping Uthgra fed is going to seriously cut into profits..."
"I recommend you draw up contracts for them. Nothing says you cannot add an "exercise" or "weight-limit" clause to the fat orc's."
"Good idea, but I don't think he can read."
"Who cares? He can sign. That is all that matters."
"Okay. What about Dewce? He is angry, sullen, and uncontrollable."
Malebrignon's eyes lit with a brief flare of anger. "He does not fail. Point him in the right direction and the job is done, be it assasination, espionage, arsen... the list goes on. Do not take him lightly."
"Oh, I won't deny that, but his attitude stinks. Down-time with him is nearly unbearable."
"Hmmm... a muzzle, maybe?" He noticed Nicoleta making notes on a small pad of paper.
"Perhaps we can separate him from the others. House him with the leper gnomes who will make and repair our uniforms."
"Oh, my. You really don't want anything to do with the Silvermoon Inn. Nothing but commoners and Haris Pilton wanna-bes. Join me at the country club outside town."
The ride to Farstrider's Retreat was blissfully short. A combination of sunshine and abundance of color was already beginning to well up a bright spot of pain within his skull. After dismounting and walking the entirety of the building, he found the Blood Knight waiting attentively at the back of the place. They sipped appletinis while exchanging pleasantries and idle chit-chat for a few moments before getting to the heart of the visit.
"Alright, Nic. You asked me here for a reason. What is it?"
"I have been offered a position as headmistress for Silvermoon University. I realize that Meike and I still owe you money, but..."
"Think nothing of it. Your debt was repaid long ago. I neglected to mention it as it was a useful tool to keep you around. I would not stop you from such an opportunity."
"It was repaid? I will be having choice words with my accountants." she said with a frown.
"I must inquire, though, how do you expect to turn a profit from an institution of learning? It has been my experience that they actually absorb money. They devour gold at a rate faster than Uthgra devours gnome."
"I will go with what I know. I will use our sports teams to bring us revenue via ticket sales, concessions, merchandising and the like."
"So, when can we see this team? Or is it teams? Did you inherit anything to work with? Need a coach? I know a good coach." Brig grinned inwardly. Maybe this would be a good opportunity to push ol' three-fingers out of the way.
"All I have is a bunch of pasty elves. To be honest, I was going to ask you a favor. I need ringers!"
"I am not familiar with the term. Ringers?"
"Well, I plan to stock the team with a bunch of thugs and killers to let loose on the field. We can't lose, and winning increases profits, thus paying for things like thug-upkeep and keeping the school open. Not to mention lining my own pockets." Both of them grinned smugly at this.
"Oh! I see now. You want the louts that occupy the same ten square feet of Shattrath day in and day out."
"Shattrath...Silvermoon. I doubt they'll notice the difference in their accustomed booze-addled state. And since they are technically your assets, I'm sure we can arrange for a percentage to be paid..."
"It pleases me to hear you mention my percentage before I brought it up myself," Brig interrupted with a wicked grin. "I can definitely throw some of the least profitable your way. Dewce and Fatty come to mind immediately. I know you probably hoped to escape them in your new role, but I believe their destiny lies with yours."
"Like a reoccuring rash," she spoke softly. "Boy, just keeping Uthgra fed is going to seriously cut into profits..."
"I recommend you draw up contracts for them. Nothing says you cannot add an "exercise" or "weight-limit" clause to the fat orc's."
"Good idea, but I don't think he can read."
"Who cares? He can sign. That is all that matters."
"Okay. What about Dewce? He is angry, sullen, and uncontrollable."
Malebrignon's eyes lit with a brief flare of anger. "He does not fail. Point him in the right direction and the job is done, be it assasination, espionage, arsen... the list goes on. Do not take him lightly."
"Oh, I won't deny that, but his attitude stinks. Down-time with him is nearly unbearable."
"Hmmm... a muzzle, maybe?" He noticed Nicoleta making notes on a small pad of paper.
"Perhaps we can separate him from the others. House him with the leper gnomes who will make and repair our uniforms."