Hallow's End Etchings and tales behind them by Kiaransalius

[Keeper Of Lore]

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So I was just strolling about near Silvermoon City when I saw thisyoung Blood Knight initiate, I mean young. Still in his clothes we getright when we leave the Academy, and with a sword that looked like itwould break upon striking a shield.

Well, I got a bitsentimental, and I offered the boy hard coin to strip bare in front ofme and give me his clothes and sword! Its amazing what a smile andcoin will get you with these young ones... I barely finished my offerwhen I heard the clank of his sword hitting the ground and he stumbledover pulling off his boots and pants! Quite amusing!!!!

Anyways,I must say, I think I still look quite stunning in this garb,furthering my theory that the girl makes the clothes, and not the otherway around!



So I was in the Undercity, sending my mail when I got this pirate costume.

"GREAT!" I thought to myself... Pirate costumes are fun!

Littledid I know it would turn me into such a fat beastly looking human! Ifelt sicker than after I ate all those candies.... Anyways, I took anetching of it, since I wanted to always remember what will happen to myamazing figure if I eat too much candy.



I asked the Innkeeper how much the apples were, and when he told mefree I was so happy! I love fruit, its great to eat in order to remainso fit looking. If orc ladies ate more fruit they wouldn't look somuch like orc men, but I digress... Well I reached into the bucket tograb an apple and the hideous innkeeper in the Undercity grabbed my armand told me that I had to bob for them!

"Excuse me?! I do NOT dothat to undead, and you said they were free!" I said as I drew mysword. He assured me that is not what he meant, and then clarified hisstatement.

Now I do not know what is worse... what I thought hemeant, or having to dunk your head into a bucket of water inUndercity. I think I saw an ear floating in there. Lucky for me thelight protects me from hideous diseases, or who knows what I would havecontracted in that vat of filth!!! Oh and since I still had my fathuman costume on, no one recognized me... Next time I want an apple,Ill go home to Silvermoon!



I found this neat wand in my treat bag when heading toward my trainerin the Undercity so that I could learn more about the use of the Light. Unfortunately I did not have anyone to party with at the time to tryit out, and I asked the two Forsaken behind me, but they just stoodthere "watching" the tunnel for intruders. I think they must have beenblind or something, because they paid me no mind at all, and I thinkthat even the dead think Im worth talking too... I can't figure thoseForsaken out sometimes..... Anyways, here is my neat wand!



So after I spoke to my trainer, I saw the Queen of the Forsaken, LadySylvanus Windrunner. As she used to be a Sin'dorei like myself, I justhad to speak to her! For once she was not signing that depressingsong... I mean, it was enchanting the first time Lady Windrunner....but seriously, you may need a better act. Of course I didn't saythat! But I think her demonic consort may have sensed my thoughts,because I think I heard him let out what may have been a chuckle.

Well,any manners she had as a Sin'dorei were lost when she became whateverthe heck she is now... she looks like one of our slower, less civilizedNight Elf cousins. If I were as powerful as she, I sure as hellwouldn't want to look like one of those backwoods hicks!

TheDark Lady ignored my questions, and just stood there staring... deep insome thought about eating gnomes or something I suppose. I knelt nearher and faced in the same way, taking an etching in the process. Ithink it really looks like we are focused on something there... I meanit looks like we are working together, Myself and the Dark Lady! Pitythose clothes and that form..... she could probably be beautiful againif she really wanted.

[Keeper Of Lore]

So I had this wedding dress just sitting in my bags and was near the meeting stone for the Scarlet Monestary awaiting some friends to go to battle, when I saw Grogkor and Grengori coming my way, along with some rather hideous females.

I saluted the group and asked a small favor of Grogkor and Grengori. Grogkor, being the wonderful Grim he is, agreed to help before even hearing what it was (I think he thought I wanted him to shoot some alliance that I saw up the road). Of course, he immediately put up his arms in a 'No Way' kind of motion as I pulled out the dress for him, but then I heard someone say "Yer 'onah bound mate, ya gave yer word ya'd 'elp!" and then it was followed by a sadistic laugh... which the troll woman behind me joined in.

I couldn't help but giggle as Grogkor took the dress and proceeded to change, right there in the middle of the road! I must say those orcs are quite muscular.... not like most of the scrawy Sin'dorei men I see! I looked away as a forsaken rogue appeared behind me and threatened my life... something about her gouging out my eyes if I didn't stop staring at 'her' man. I wanted to tell her that I had no interest in Grogkor, but when I turned she was already handing rum to Grengori and telling him to get drunk and put on the dress! That woman is insane....

Well, I have an etching of Grogkor telling me how he really feels in the dress, and one of Grengori, quite drunk and seeming to enjoy himself a bit too much. One too many mace strikes to the head I think.... I hope you like them!





I truely wish the males of my kind were not so annoying... if they are not whining about someone wronging them, they are fighting about which one of them has
prettier hair. Even the Regent Lord does it! Here I am showing him clearly that my hair is better. I don't recall his reply, but I think he may have agreed.