Knocking... by Skash

[Keeper Of Lore]

Loud banging can be heard on the guild hall doors.

*BANG BANG BANG!!!*

LET SKASH BACK IN!!! SKASH HOME!!! OPEN DOOR!!! SOMEONE CHANGED DA LOCKS ON SKASH!!!

*BANG BANG BANG*

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by Anaie

Anaie walks up to the guild hall doors behind Skash.

"Changed the locks on ya Skash? Not a problem mate, I'll just take outmy picks and..." Anaie moves her hand around her belt but seems to notfind anything. "Hmm... musta left em back in Shattrath. Ah well, wekin just be doin' it da easy way! Come on big boy!"

Anaie proceeds to climb up the outer wall and in through a small windowon the upper floors. "Don't worry Skashie, Ill go get some gnome fatta melt down so I kin grease it up an, ya kin fit through it too!"

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by Bloodscream

There was a loud smashing sound from inside.

"Skash? I hear Skash!" Bloodscream could be heard.

Someone fumbled with the doors mechanism from inside.

"SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE DOOR!" Bloodscream shouted.
"STAND BACK! I HAVE A KEY!"

A few moments later, there was an explosion. Pieces of door flew in every direction and when the smoke cleared, Bloodscream lowered his shield and grinned.

"New door..."

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by Jarnsaxa

So much noise! Jarn had woken early and stepped into the hall to make sure she wasn't missing anything big. Hearing the sudden explosion, Jarn ran into the front hall and blinked in surprise.

"Skash!" Then she paled and looked around in a panic. "Pie! We need PIE!"

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by Skash

*Skash cackled maniacally as he watched Bloodscream burst through*

BLOOD!!! *Skash pounced on his fellow orc, and gave him a typical orc warrior welcome of knocking heads*

*Skash then charged into the guild hall, promptly smashing a chair that wasn't there before, and greeting all his old friends*

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by Malstrom

Malstrom stepped over the remains of the door, seemingly unconcerned at the origin of the debris. In his arms was a stack of pies of various flavors. There were gnome pies, elf pies, happy horde pies (his pride and joy - just like mom used to make), apple pies, peach pies, blueberry pies and cherry pies.

The pies were stacked so high he could not see anyone in the room, so concentrated was he on not dropping any of them while stepping over what was, until recently, a perfectly good door.

"'ey Grim. Ya wanna 'elp me wid dis? Da oracles tol' me ta bring a lotta pies today, so I be bakin' all night. We gonna be 'avin' a party or sumtin'?"

He sniffed the air. "Oh. Skash be back. 'ey mon, I tink dese pies be for you. Bettah eat dem 'fore Bloodscream finds 'em"

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by Thrysta

...the noise is vexing.
...the arrival, however, is...satisfactory.

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by Skash

Skash's nose perked up at the familiar smell.

"MAL!!! PIE!!!"

Skash bowled the troll over, knocking pies all over the place. Didn't both Skash none, as he began his welcome back feast eating a Happy Horde Pie first... pan and all.

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by Malstrom

With no thought to the pie all over the place, Malstrom began to laugh and laugh, covered head to toe in pie bits.

"It be good ta have ya back, Skash" he said while nibbling a piece of gnome pie that had landed on his face. "Real good."

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by Gorvena

Still furious over her encounter with Kromag, Gor'vena slept fitfully in her chamber.

Awakened by the sudden noise and sure that the Grim hall was being invaded by alliance, she quickly suited up in her full armor, grabbing her axe and shield. Charging into the common room, she pulled up short to the completely unexpected sight of a familiar orc warrior sloppily scarfing down pies.

"Skash?"

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by Bloodscream

Blood laughed heartily and grabbed a Chery pie. He paused.

"Errr Skash? You do know what you're eating right? There's elf and gnome an stuff in there..."

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by Skash

*looks up from snarfing*

As long as it not dat crap da elfs MAKE, Skash no care.

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by Tsa

Tsa, wanders in through door just in time to watch the pies go flying. She dashes and catches one. She sniffs it and says, "Cherry!" She finds a clean chair at the table and slices herself a tasty piece.

"Hmm, needs ice cream!" and she digs out her partially frozen bucket of ice cream and heaps a couple of scoops Strawberry ice cream onto the warm pie.

With a flick of the wrist a fork appears. "hmm, ice cream on cherry pie." She then looks over at the stranger and says, "Whoever you are, if pies show up when you're here, then I'd say you're welcome here anytime."

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by Syreena

Syreena looks curiously at Tsa, who seems to be quite comfortable eating a piece of pie with both Blood and Skash in the near vicinity.

"You're brave!"

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by Tsa

"There something I should know?" says Tsa just before shoveling another forkful of pie and ice cream into her mouth.