Goblins Drive A Hard Bargain! by Jarnsaxa
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 8:25 pm
“Fifty gold.”
Jarnsaxa was so shocked by the answer from the goblin, that she actually stood in shock, jaw slack in wonder. “Fiftah gold?!” she asked, looking for the goblin to correct her--no, he said five gold, right?
“Fifty gold.”
The goblin stood there, watching her with a passive gaze. His arm remained draped over a rusted chain cage, fingers tapping rhythmically upon its rooftop. Jarn watched rust particles break off and rain down upon the tiny white furball hidden in the back corner. It looked both terrified and anxious, eager to be freed from the goblin’s captivity.
Leaning down, Jarn sighed and came to an eye level with the siamese kitten. One paw was held over its head, allowing only one blue eye to peer back at her. It trembled and rocked forward, almost as though it was considering crossing the cage to her. Lifting her head, she regarded the goblin once more. He must have recognized the look, as before she could haggle he spoke again.
“I found it tied up in a fishing net, starved. Human children were poking it with a stick and throwing rocks at it.”
With a gasp, Jarn immediately reached into her packs, rummaging for her gold. Tilting his head, the goblin grinned upon catching sight of her hidden money purse.
“Sixty gold; I had to nurse it back to health. And you don’t get the cage!”
Snarling, Jarn forked the gold over to the greedy goblin and opened the cage while he inspected and counted each coin.
“Nice doing business with you,” the goblin said, tipping his head and walking into the crowds of Booty Bay.
The goblin run city irritated Jarn, moreso that her purse was so much lighter. Cupping the kitten in hand, she held it close to her chest and gently rubbed a finger against the top of its head. The kitten stopped trembling and even offered out a soft purr of delight.
The boat back to Ratchet was a smooth ride. No beggars, no one sizing up Jarn for a fight; leaving her able to keep the kitten close and calm. The winds were strong, so she pulled her cloak over one shoulder and sheltered the siamese under it. Once in Ratchet, she reclaimed her raptor and made a slow trek to Orgimmar. The casual stroll was continued through the city, until she reached the city’s housing quarters. Once again her raptor was turned over to a handler, and she made her way through the winding avenue.
Just beyond the door, she could hear the sound of stone sliding against steel; knowing by the sound that Guduk was inside working a chip out of one of his many swords. Making sure the kitten was hidden from sight, she opened the door and stepped inside, quietly closing the door behind her.
“Jarnsaxa,” he said with a smile, looking up at her. The sharpening stone was set onto the table beside him, the blade then carefully laid down as well.
“’Ello dear!” She tried to keep a grin from appearing, as the kitten wiggled against her, trying to see the source of the new voice. Drawing herself into Guduk’s lap, she gave him a kiss and said, “I’ve a suhprise fer ya.”
“Oh?” He angled his head, looking at her curiously.
“Close yer eyes,” she said, watching as he did just that. The kitten was then taken out from under the edge of her cloak, but it gave itself away with a quick ‘mew?’ before she could tell Guduk to open his eyes.
Guduk gave a hearty chuckle and reached out to pet the tiny kitten. It was small enough to nearly fit in just one of Jarn’s hands, miniscule in comparison to Guduk’s. “I did say we should get one.”
“Tha’ ya did!” Setting the kitten on her lap, Jarn blinked as the kitten claws bit through the light pants she wore casually. Before she could so much as yelp, the kitten wiggled and leapt off her lap, moving to inspect the house.
“I suppose we ought to give ... it ...”
“S’girl.”
“... Her a name.”
Jarn nodded and tried to catch sight of the kitten. Thinking it couldn’t get into too much mischief, she rested her head against Guduk’s chest and exhaled a thoughtful sound.
“She ain’ verrah Grim, bu--”
SQUEAK!
Jarn’s words fell silent, and the couple watched as the kitten trotted back into their view with a mouse, not much smaller than the kitten herself, clamped in her mouth. Clearly pleased with herself, the kitten sat and dropped the mouse on the floor, then with one paw, she nudged the dead mouse toward Jarn and Guduk.
“Nevahmind tha’... she’s more Grim den I thought!”
Jarnsaxa was so shocked by the answer from the goblin, that she actually stood in shock, jaw slack in wonder. “Fiftah gold?!” she asked, looking for the goblin to correct her--no, he said five gold, right?
“Fifty gold.”
The goblin stood there, watching her with a passive gaze. His arm remained draped over a rusted chain cage, fingers tapping rhythmically upon its rooftop. Jarn watched rust particles break off and rain down upon the tiny white furball hidden in the back corner. It looked both terrified and anxious, eager to be freed from the goblin’s captivity.
Leaning down, Jarn sighed and came to an eye level with the siamese kitten. One paw was held over its head, allowing only one blue eye to peer back at her. It trembled and rocked forward, almost as though it was considering crossing the cage to her. Lifting her head, she regarded the goblin once more. He must have recognized the look, as before she could haggle he spoke again.
“I found it tied up in a fishing net, starved. Human children were poking it with a stick and throwing rocks at it.”
With a gasp, Jarn immediately reached into her packs, rummaging for her gold. Tilting his head, the goblin grinned upon catching sight of her hidden money purse.
“Sixty gold; I had to nurse it back to health. And you don’t get the cage!”
Snarling, Jarn forked the gold over to the greedy goblin and opened the cage while he inspected and counted each coin.
“Nice doing business with you,” the goblin said, tipping his head and walking into the crowds of Booty Bay.
The goblin run city irritated Jarn, moreso that her purse was so much lighter. Cupping the kitten in hand, she held it close to her chest and gently rubbed a finger against the top of its head. The kitten stopped trembling and even offered out a soft purr of delight.
The boat back to Ratchet was a smooth ride. No beggars, no one sizing up Jarn for a fight; leaving her able to keep the kitten close and calm. The winds were strong, so she pulled her cloak over one shoulder and sheltered the siamese under it. Once in Ratchet, she reclaimed her raptor and made a slow trek to Orgimmar. The casual stroll was continued through the city, until she reached the city’s housing quarters. Once again her raptor was turned over to a handler, and she made her way through the winding avenue.
Just beyond the door, she could hear the sound of stone sliding against steel; knowing by the sound that Guduk was inside working a chip out of one of his many swords. Making sure the kitten was hidden from sight, she opened the door and stepped inside, quietly closing the door behind her.
“Jarnsaxa,” he said with a smile, looking up at her. The sharpening stone was set onto the table beside him, the blade then carefully laid down as well.
“’Ello dear!” She tried to keep a grin from appearing, as the kitten wiggled against her, trying to see the source of the new voice. Drawing herself into Guduk’s lap, she gave him a kiss and said, “I’ve a suhprise fer ya.”
“Oh?” He angled his head, looking at her curiously.
“Close yer eyes,” she said, watching as he did just that. The kitten was then taken out from under the edge of her cloak, but it gave itself away with a quick ‘mew?’ before she could tell Guduk to open his eyes.
Guduk gave a hearty chuckle and reached out to pet the tiny kitten. It was small enough to nearly fit in just one of Jarn’s hands, miniscule in comparison to Guduk’s. “I did say we should get one.”
“Tha’ ya did!” Setting the kitten on her lap, Jarn blinked as the kitten claws bit through the light pants she wore casually. Before she could so much as yelp, the kitten wiggled and leapt off her lap, moving to inspect the house.
“I suppose we ought to give ... it ...”
“S’girl.”
“... Her a name.”
Jarn nodded and tried to catch sight of the kitten. Thinking it couldn’t get into too much mischief, she rested her head against Guduk’s chest and exhaled a thoughtful sound.
“She ain’ verrah Grim, bu--”
SQUEAK!
Jarn’s words fell silent, and the couple watched as the kitten trotted back into their view with a mouse, not much smaller than the kitten herself, clamped in her mouth. Clearly pleased with herself, the kitten sat and dropped the mouse on the floor, then with one paw, she nudged the dead mouse toward Jarn and Guduk.
“Nevahmind tha’... she’s more Grim den I thought!”