Full Name: Nalfy Cogglesprocket
Titles or Nicknames: Just Nalfy. That's enough. Anything more might make your face implode, eyes first, because I'm too dang adorable for your comprehension. Just sayin'.
Age: 16
Race: Goblin
Gender: Female
Hair: Blue (i.e. awesome)
Eyes: Blue (i.e. gorgeous)
Height: Goblin.
Weight: ...Goblin.
Notable Physical Features: ............Goblin. However, beautiful, cute, and downright adorable all fit nicely. Good luck finding a more immensely adorable gobber.
Place of residence: A cave somewhere over yonder way a little bit. It's a secret, but it's close to tasty, tasty gnomes.
Place of Birth: ............................Goblin! Born on the mystical, wondrous, heavenly island of Kezan.
Known Relatives: Deceased. All of them. It was a tragic accident involving electricity on a rainy day at a beachfront property on a muddy beach. Stupid, half-witted parents. Killed the whole family!
Religion/Philosophy: Religion is for romantics and imbeciles! Philosophy, however, is for gobbers like me. If the truth hurts, it should; if getting your butt kicked hurts, you deserved it; if you're a gnome, you belong in my tummy; if you're human, you have the tastiest drumsticks imaginable. Oh, and blood elves...those girlies are stunning. All of 'em! Who knew an entire race's girlies could be so...stunning?
Occupation: Grimmer. Duh. I guess I could mention that I'm quite accomplished with manipulating elements and objects, a specialty some call alchemy, and I like painting stuff on parchment with various inks. Some call that part inscription. I call it fun.
Guild Rank: Elevated? Hopefully? Soon? Maybe? Yup, definitely elevated. Everyone needs an elevated Nalfy.
Known Associates: ...Grimmers. Duh.
Known Nemesis: ...............Non-Grimmers? DUH! Did Captain Obvious' ignorant cousin write these questions?
Special Skills: Mender extraordinaire! And a little invention. My totems are PERFECT. It's a fact.
Positive Personality Traits: All of them. I'm the most adorable thing alive. Another fact.
Negative Personality Traits: By proxy, none of them. See above for logic.
History Before The Grim: Butt-kicking, mending injured whatever as long as it wasn't Alliance or generally disliked by said gobber. A lot of avoiding all male gobbers. They're repulsive creatures - always about money and bumpin' uglies with them.
History In The Grim: Butt-kicking, mending injured Grimmers, driving Ashenfury batty...I think that about covers it. Oh, and this gobber probably belongs on The Grim's chef list for gnomecooker fantastique. Other than that, I spend a lot of time meditating, talking to spirits and playing with water. Water loves me. I love water. I love water more than I love tasty gnomes, so that's sayin' somethin'! I can't remember the last time I had a dry bed. I always wake up and it's wet. Water follows me around, even! Most shamans like me have to ask the elements for help. It's how we do our thing - "Hey, fire. Feel like helpin' me kick some Ally butt today? IN THE NAME OF THE GRIM, FIRE!" But water...it's always there. Oh...my...Horde. But I love it, too. It's yummy and wet and powerful. Ash made me tame fire. That stuff likes to fight. I got better at butt-kicking just from fighting fire all the time. I think maybe that was Ash's real goal - turn me into a butt-kicker magnifique. It worked, Ash! You better be reading this or I'll bite your kneecaps off!
Hmm. I think that's enough. Above you shall find immutable, irrefutable, undeniable proof that I, Nalfy Cogglesprocket, am adorable. You may go now.
G'nite!