Full Name: Swifthoof (I had a first name once I guess, but I have never used it, and it died with my mother)
Titles or Nicknames: "Swifty"
Age: Alas, knowledge of my age also died with my mother, but I sure feel old. I've got to the point that my age is a binary measurement, alive or dead. So far I'm still alive.
Race: Tauren
Gender: Male
Hair: Yes
Eyes: Two
Height: I was originally 20 hands, measured Tauren style to the back of the neck, but I have shrunk somewhat in my later years.
Weight: Heavy enough not to want to find out.
Notable Physical Features: Yes, I'd say so.
Place of residence: I used to reside at the Inn in Thunder Bluff where Mistress Pala used to see to all my needs, but lately I have moved to the Valley of Wisdom in Orgrimmar.
Place of Birth: The hills outside Bloodhoof Village in Mulgore.
Known Relatives: Samantha Swifthoof is a younger half-sister (As the old saying goes, there are a lot of calves and halves in Tauren relations).
Religion/Philosophy: I serve The Earthmother. Each serves her in their own way anyway, whether they know it or not. It is not considered proper to talk of Her, lest one corrupts her design; each of us must read her bidding for themselves. There is no right or wrong, only natural instincts. It is amusing to me, to watch the efforts others make to justify and validate their actions when they are just following their nature.
Occupation: Healer and Leatherworker
Known Associates: I have a small team that look after my needs. Jamjar Jenkins is my personal jewelcrafter and mage, Xencat is my enchanter and blacksmith, Brewmaster Zinga is my apothacary and a warrior. Gudveir is my tailor and a priest of some heathen bloodelf persuasion and Brac Arrowheart is my scribe.
Known Nemesis: None still living.
Special Skills: I have recently taken up archaeology and have taken my studies as far as possible for now. I do still continue to dig artifacts from the earth from time to time.
Positive Personality Traits: As the Earthmother directs, I meet each challenge as a test and do not seek to direct others and divert them from their nature. Live and let live.
Negative Personality Traits: I have a sardonic sense of humor (usually self-directed) that can sometimes be misinterpreted. If I have offended you in the past, I apologize; I was probably trying to be funny. If you don't accept my apology, then may the Earthmother rot you.