Viktor

[Viktor]

(IC) What name or title do you go by?
-Hmmm well! How direct... I am Assistant Professor Viktor, formally trained in the arts of digging in the dirt and telling the difference between Night Elf and Chimpanzee bones! That is saying quite a lot too, they are surprisingly similar.

(IC) What is your gender and race?
-My tissue is slightly spongy these days you see so sometimes it is hard to tell. I suppose I am what one might call a "Undead" in this day and age. The various important appendages still attached indicate I am a "male" no less! I seem to have memories of once having tusks and a mohawk as well....

Wait...

Mr. Wiggles is telling me I am confusing myself with a troll I beat to death and ate this morning. It seems I used to be a human. Yes that is correct, a human.

(IC) What is your class in life? Why did you choose to follow this class?
-I would say I am lower middle class... I didn't so much choose to follow this class as I became a victim of Elementium speculation. Pyrite did this, gold did that, and volatile fire bottomed out so I found myself in tough economic times...

What?

You wanted to know about my combat oriented type skill set? Oh.

Well I used to work for this Lich King fellow, perhaps you have heard of him? It seems I retain most of the talents he gave me. I did not get much option in career paths as it turns out. I don't think he particularly cared how I felt about things, he was rather pushy.

(IC) How many "Honorable" Kills do the Battlemasters currently have recorded for you?
-"Honorable" kills? I am going to go with three. Yes three, that sounds accurate. If you are asking for a general body count of alliance corpses I have wracked up I don't know.... seven hundred or so? Give or take of course. I don't keep count and I try to raise the total on a daily basis.

(IC) What drives you in life? How would the Grim benefit from having you among its ranks?
-I would suppose what one does call a "vendetta" would be my driving goal. As it turns out I don't remember a particularly large amount of my days of actually having all my body parts. I do recall feeling like I was abandoned and betrayed by those in Lordaeron at the time and their allies in Stormwind. More than that I can't say as one has to un live by the moment! For now I am satisfied just being capable of sowing death and decay amongst the enemies of the Horde. Literally.

As for my uses well I would say I am a fine cook but the last time I ate a self prepared meal it spoiled on me. I just go with raw now mostly. However I am rather handy in a fight and I understand you Grim have taken it upon yourselves to make war with the Hordes unlikable neighbors in a direct way. So surely I can assist with that? I am a rather stout sort having lived through death after all. Don't let the fact that my face is held together by tacks and some leather straps fool you!

I am also fairly talented when it comes to the aforementioned digging in the dirt. I even makes things out of the stuff I claw out too. Some of it is even useful!

(IC) What did you do prior to The Grim?
-Until a few years ago I worked for that Lich King fellow, totally against my will of course hahahaha! More recently I have operated as a bit of a "freelancer" assisting various patrons of the horde in killing and or maiming whatever enemy has rendered itself available on that given day. Lately this seems to involve killing quite a few trolls, only the Zandalari ones I swear.

On my off days I proceed to my official vocation. Which is as I said digging in the dirt and pawing at rocks. Sometimes you will meet highly stupid people who actually give you money for the things you find too. I once sold a pair of vintage Goblin underpants to this one Blood Elf for example, he liked to sniff them you see. He was a bit "creepy".

(IC) What are your thoughts of the new direction the Horde has taken since the Cataclysm?
-I have to wonder why Sylvanas doesn't just plague everyone to death, it worked fine for me. That said perhaps we need to be more aggressive. I can't help but notice things like hick villagers in Rustberg raising arms against me when I pass by for example. If some stupid gnome with no shirt armed with only a shovel isn't afraid of your military then you obviously need to cultivate a more acceptable world climate.

(OOC) The Grim is a role-playing guild that requires full immersion (heavy RP) of their members. What does that mean to you?
-RP is good for a guild because it can help people take a little more pride in their organization and also see it as more of a community and less a group of people who help them get from A to B. Guilds that don't focus on that community aspect are the ones with the massive leadership changes over time, and or all the drama from raiding and other things.

(OOC) The Grim are considered a Lawful Evil guild, ruled by a structure with the intent to see the complete annihilation of their enemies. Does this definition conflict with how you want to play your character? If it does, how do you expect to handle the conflict with other members?
-Not particularly unless the Grim leadership want to micromanage how I choose to brush my teeth or tell me what to do with ore I mine. D&D wise it is actually one of my favorite alignments to play so I don't see much issue, this character even has Lawful-Evil tendencies.

(OOC) What sort of role-playing experience do you have, online or off-line? Do you consider yourself a beginner or Gary Gygax?
-I consider my roleplay ability to be fairly competent.

(OOC) What are you, the player, looking for in the Grim? What are your expectations of the guild?
-I am looking for a guild where I can have fun, help out, participate in some RP events, and maybe do some raiding and or group pvp. In other words a group of people I can enjoy all the content of the game with.

(OOC) When joining the Grim, each new applicant will be matched up with someone to help them get into the swing of being Grim. In order to coordinate this, we will need to have a fair approximation of your play schedule. Please give a general outline below, OR if you wish to keep it private, send a PM to Thalevia.
-I am actually shopping around for a new job right now so I can't say 100% for sure what my schedule will be in the coming weeks. Mostly expect to see me online between 2pm server time and 11pm server time on any given day.

(OOC) Please provide an armory link to your character for verification.
-http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/t ... tor/simple

(IC/OOC) Do you have anything further to add?
-I like Deep Fried Plantains, they are just yummy!

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What do you want now Mr. Wiggles!!? Oh... Is that so?

Apparently I am supposed to say "Peace through Annihilation" for some reason. I will just go with his insight on this. After all, Mr. Wiggles veracity and intellect are without peer. I can scientifically prove he has a larger brain than a Dwarf at the very least.

[Qarosimae]

Looks like your paperwork is in order. Seek an inquisitor.

[Anaie]

Admitted.