Grim Views

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[quote]My award-winning “Learning with Super Mario Brothersâ€

FUCKING HELL that's funny.

"One, flippers for hands."

Holy shit that was hilarious.

"Imagine you’re trying to teach your son to play baseball. You teach him the rules, how to throw, how to swing and when you tell him to go for it, he throws the ball into the side of his own head, runs the wrong way and tries to sell a blowjob to an undercover cop. Warcraft players fail in directions you never thought possible."

"Warcraft is a lot like sex in that you can’t really get anything done unless you have at least five people."