Grim Views

For those of you who do not peruse TNG.

Fear the Zombie Squad.

I saw the one that you had a world first in Greebs!

The one Xara put up kind of fucking disgusts me.  Even more so when people are quoting it, saying they have earned it.  Seriously?  You're fucking proud of that?

It's situations like that which make me want to choke myself in a plastic baggie.

Heh, yeh Abric. I kinda rolled my eyes and said, "Only on Twisting Nether."

I assumed it was meant to be self-mocking.  I know mine was.  Hm.

There is a good string in there "You weren't using it anyway", "Walk the straight and narrow path". I liked Rohan's titles.

Abric wrote: The one Xara put up kind of fucking disgusts me.  Even more so when people are quoting it, saying they have earned it.  Seriously?  You're fucking proud of that?

It's situations like that which make me want to choke myself in a plastic baggie.

So I should ditch my upcoming storyline where I die, briefly, and while dead, I am raped and impregnated, am brought back to life, but in this change of events, I suddenly turn "good" because my memory has been erased and then fall in love with the arch demon who did this to me to begin with, but then when my memory miraculously comes back, I remain in love with it anyway?

I feel like I'm leaving something out...

EDIT: OH.  And the demon is my brother.  TN Kentucky-Style



And Agrovale... <3

Aquizit wrote: Heh, yeh Abric. I kinda rolled my eyes and said, "Only on Twisting Nether."

Ooooooh yeah?

Clearly it's time for me to roll Princess Sparkledust Sunstrider-Windrunner. I can out-Mary-Sue you punks any day of the week.

Nymare wrote:

Aquizit wrote: Heh, yeh Abric. I kinda rolled my eyes and said, "Only on Twisting Nether."

Ooooooh yeah?

Hahaha, best wipe ever.

Kelven wrote: Clearly it's time for me to roll Princess DarkShadowRaven Sparkledust Sunstrider-Windrunner. I can out-Mary-Sue you punks any day of the week.

Fixed for not enough gothemo.

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Princess DarkShadow RhavynBlood Moonsdottir Sparkledust Sunstrider-Windrunner II moved through the streets of Silvermoon like a glittery bit of tinsel caught in the wind.  Her name didn't fit too well on business cards so everyone just called her Sparkle - well, alright, everyone called her Your Majesty because they were in awe of her regal beauty and political clout, but she thought of herself as Sparkle and that's what mattered.  Princess Sparkle.  And she did - sparkle, that is: diamonds glimmered in her hair and her skin shimmered softly like someone had dusted it with moonbeams.  She was pale and interesting, dressed in a backless black dress with black sequins all over the bodice, and fingerless black gloves with lace cuffs. 

Everywhere she went, everyone stopped and stared, for she was the most beautiful elven princess in the whole world.  Rumour had it Tyrande Whisperwind had a dartboard with a picture of Sparkle on it, and every so often she would hurl things at it and cry.

She mounted the steps to Sunfury Spire, and the guards dropped to their knees as she passed.  Oh, Lor'themar Theron ruled the city these days, but it was an open secret that Sparkle - as the only daughter and heir of Kael'thas Sunstrider - was the true Queen of Quel'thalas.

As she entered the royal chamber, Lor'themar dismissed his underlings and rushed towards her, grabbing her arm in one of his strong hands.  "Your Majesty," he murmured, breath warm against her neck, "it has been too long."

"La, sir," she scowled, and rapped Lor'themar across the knuckles with her legendary wand, Arkensparkle - made from the finger-bone of Argetgrim, the world's only silver dragon, whom she defeated with only a square of silk and a snail.  Lor'themar grunted and let her go, stepping back, chastened.  "You know it is over between us, Regent."

"But, your majesty," he dropped to his knees, begging, "you must give me another chance!"

"No!"  Sparkle stood tall over him, arms crossed, expression cold.  "Where were you when I died of the Plague and had to be resurrected by Bolvar Fordragon?  Where were you when I drank from the Sunwell and became a Naaru for a weekend?  Where were you when my Dread Aunt Bridget showed up and I hadn't cleaned up the apartment and there were boxes of Pandaren take-out left everywhere?  Where?!"

Lor'themar hung his head in shame, tears dripping off the end of his exquisitely pointed nose.

"You were standing right here!  Talking to your friends over and over, like you always are.  I had to do everything alone.  Well, I'm not letting that happen again.  Besides," she sniffed, "I'm very happy with A'dal, and we're having a baby."

Lor'themar stared at her in shock, eyes puffy and red.  "Y-you're what?  With A'dal?"

"Yes.  We decided yesterday and he'll be born in a week or so.  Everyone will love him and someday he'll be King of the Elves.  At least, he will when I get bored of it, because I'm immortal."

"How does that even work?" Lor'themar frowned, staring into space as he puzzled over the idea, "I mean, does he even have a--"

"Hmph!  Quiet!  I just came to invite you to the baby shower!"  She hurled a paper invitation at him, and turned to stride out in a huff.  "And bring a nice gift!  No more mage-food that disappears if I take a nap!"

And with that, Princess Sparkle left him there, broken and despairing for the love of the world's greatest woman and champion goblin race-car driver.

Nymare wrote:

Abric wrote: The one Xara put up kind of fucking disgusts me.  Even more so when people are quoting it, saying they have earned it.  Seriously?  You're fucking proud of that?

It's situations like that which make me want to choke myself in a plastic baggie.

So I should ditch my upcoming storyline where I die, briefly, and while dead, I am raped and impregnated, am brought back to life, but in this change of events, I suddenly turn "good" because my memory has been erased and then fall in love with the arch demon who did this to me to begin with, but then when my memory miraculously comes back, I remain in love with it anyway?

I feel like I'm leaving something out...

EDIT: OH.  And the demon is my brother.  TN Kentucky-Style



And Agrovale... <3

...what?  Agrovale's your demon brother lover baby's daddy?  My brain hurts.

Q's asked to be killed in order to stop Alliance from fucking with him, but did have good sense to have a warlock do it and a priest nearby, and it lasted all of three minutes, maybe?

And he's gotten drunk out of his mind once or twice and "lost his memory" of said hours of alcohol-related stupor.

And technically Ashtyn was a family member he never actually lost, but considering he hates his family and no longer associates with them, she kind of had to go out of her way to find him anyway.

It's a little half-assed, but I think that means I get the achievement.  /cheer!