Mahatak's Letter of Intent
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:30 pm
*Addressed in elegant, inked Pandaren script, the letter's edges are smudged with what smells and appears to be green grass.*
Fangxia here! Most great cook of cooks! Dumpling? Yes, yes. Dumpling come in later package.
Friend Rujaa who recruit me also found big, strong cow. Err, cat. No, cow. Well... cow cat. Yes, big strong cat cow.
Rujaa say big, strong cat cow name is Mahatak. Mahatak no write good penmanship, but she stamp her hoof. Erm, claw. She stamp both at end. Speak much better Orc language than me.
Sharp claw, too! I try to make her cut carrots for me. She get bored. Chase monkey up tree. Oh... we be having monkey for dinner!
Peace Through Annihilation
*A bit of blood splatters the end of the parchment, where both a hoof and a large feline paw are stamped in both red ink and a second layer of blood. Any keen nose would pick up the scent of a human child rather than a monkey.*
Fangxia here! Most great cook of cooks! Dumpling? Yes, yes. Dumpling come in later package.
Friend Rujaa who recruit me also found big, strong cow. Err, cat. No, cow. Well... cow cat. Yes, big strong cat cow.
Rujaa say big, strong cat cow name is Mahatak. Mahatak no write good penmanship, but she stamp her hoof. Erm, claw. She stamp both at end. Speak much better Orc language than me.
Sharp claw, too! I try to make her cut carrots for me. She get bored. Chase monkey up tree. Oh... we be having monkey for dinner!
Peace Through Annihilation
*A bit of blood splatters the end of the parchment, where both a hoof and a large feline paw are stamped in both red ink and a second layer of blood. Any keen nose would pick up the scent of a human child rather than a monkey.*