BOOM!
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 3:21 am
A flash of light, a puff of smoke, and a small juvenile orc appear. He has a giant purple conch in his hand. He drops it then runs off. Scratched on the side are some words: "Listen for the ocean"
You hold it to your ear.
"TAH DAH! You di'nt like dat, mon?? Well I paid da kid T'irty silvah for it, so joo bettah be gettin' used to it. Oh sorreh, I'm Zinjin. Troll druid of da Darkspear Tribe. I like to stay outta sight, but as joo be seein, I like my announcements a bit on da...flashy side. Anyway, I be hearin' whispahs of a special group. Stalkin' around da city, I been seein' joo in some odd places an' I put two 'n two togedda. How 'bout we be grabbin' a bite ta eat, eh? I can see joo now, so jus' gimme a quick nod if joo bein' up for some lunch latah. Good. I'll send anuddah kid wit' da arrangements soon. Breathe deep, mon."
You hold it to your ear.
"TAH DAH! You di'nt like dat, mon?? Well I paid da kid T'irty silvah for it, so joo bettah be gettin' used to it. Oh sorreh, I'm Zinjin. Troll druid of da Darkspear Tribe. I like to stay outta sight, but as joo be seein, I like my announcements a bit on da...flashy side. Anyway, I be hearin' whispahs of a special group. Stalkin' around da city, I been seein' joo in some odd places an' I put two 'n two togedda. How 'bout we be grabbin' a bite ta eat, eh? I can see joo now, so jus' gimme a quick nod if joo bein' up for some lunch latah. Good. I'll send anuddah kid wit' da arrangements soon. Breathe deep, mon."