What in the world is that?
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:16 am
A small well-dressed ape appears and hands a jeweled gold banana to a marked representative of the Grim.
Once the banana is firmly in the hand of the Grim member the top of it flips open revealing a tiny holographic goblin.
"Well met!" says the tiny figure.
"I am Valgaz Fizzletop, heir to the once renowned Fizzletop Brewing Company Family. I have heard about the Grim's motto of "Peace through Annihilation" and believe that it is something that I would be interested in taking part in. The Alliance has wronged my family in many ways and I would like them annihilated, so that I may one day continue and expand the family business. I believe that my skills and wealth could be of good use to the Grim."
The hologram flickers a bit.
"Damned ape" Valgaz complains.
"Please return the device to the ape with a recorded response."
The snazzy little ape waits with his hands open to return to his master.
Once the banana is firmly in the hand of the Grim member the top of it flips open revealing a tiny holographic goblin.
"Well met!" says the tiny figure.
"I am Valgaz Fizzletop, heir to the once renowned Fizzletop Brewing Company Family. I have heard about the Grim's motto of "Peace through Annihilation" and believe that it is something that I would be interested in taking part in. The Alliance has wronged my family in many ways and I would like them annihilated, so that I may one day continue and expand the family business. I believe that my skills and wealth could be of good use to the Grim."
The hologram flickers a bit.
"Damned ape" Valgaz complains.
"Please return the device to the ape with a recorded response."
The snazzy little ape waits with his hands open to return to his master.