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{ Along with the parchment is a letter on fine, watermarked paper. }

To whom it may concern,

The attached letter represents my client, Mr Nahr's, formal application to join your organization. As Mr Nahr is illiterate, he has appointed me as his legal representative in this matter. Pursuant to this application, he wishes to remind you of your previous association with him, mainly when he was a tree and several other occasions where he was apparently a cat. Further details possibly available on request.

I believe he also intends to bite several of your members if his application is not accepted.

Kind regards,
Athelnakt Viperious, Esq, JD
Brightflame, Malloy & Viperious, Attorneys at Law.

((YEAHHHHHHH!))

(( I love Nahr, to little fluffy panda bits. ))

This Minion now follows the Mandate.

Only time will tell if they will be of use.