Like a welcome mat, it lays there ready to be stepped on or overlooked.
Yet in large loopy characters, the lacking penmanship reads in red:
"Da Grim,
I be not hear'n of ya doin's and dat be bettah dan hear'n of dem! Ya got faithfuls in der and I be wan't ta be part of dat. Well, da Alliance been talk'n. Horde be da ones silent. Hah!
Attached be da questions ya wanted. I be giv'n massages too! Be not men'd alone dat heals ya know! Aftah da battle it be time ta relax.
Mah sistah be tak'n da fight ta da Alliance. I be want'n ta get back at da trolls dat be not fight'n wit da Horde. Disgrace!"
A pale hide lands heavily on the Grim's doorstep
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