A crisp letter drenched in blood arrives in your mailbox...
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 11:20 pm
Why greetings there good Sir or Madam!
I am Assistant Professor Viktor, and I would like to introduce myself to your organization as it were. I have recently heard your valorous ongoing struggles against the Horde's common rival the highly disreputable "Alliance". It seems you perhaps take this threat far more seriously than others and are willing to go to great lengths to see them done in as it were.
While I have tried to be a fair and loyal foot soldier for the Horde I can't help but think that our dear Warchief Garrosh, despite his far more militant views than his predecessor, does not meet the standards of your fine establishment. To make matters worse he seems to be a bit softer on issues these days than he was in the past... Why he only threatened me physically and ranted about his eye being on me once or twice the last time I was in his presence!
Disheartening to say the least.
As such I can only conclude it is right and proper that I should extend an offer of services as a mercenary type traveler to your organization! It is my hope we can join hands, paws, claws, or what have you in friendship and as a member of your esteemed league I can assist you in some way with resolving the worlds many relevant and onerous issues.
Which is to say I would certainly enjoy assisting you with killing oodles and oodles of people.
I gaze forward to your correspondence, until then I remain quivering with anticipation!
Jovially Yours,
Assistant Professor
Viktor
I am Assistant Professor Viktor, and I would like to introduce myself to your organization as it were. I have recently heard your valorous ongoing struggles against the Horde's common rival the highly disreputable "Alliance". It seems you perhaps take this threat far more seriously than others and are willing to go to great lengths to see them done in as it were.
While I have tried to be a fair and loyal foot soldier for the Horde I can't help but think that our dear Warchief Garrosh, despite his far more militant views than his predecessor, does not meet the standards of your fine establishment. To make matters worse he seems to be a bit softer on issues these days than he was in the past... Why he only threatened me physically and ranted about his eye being on me once or twice the last time I was in his presence!
Disheartening to say the least.
As such I can only conclude it is right and proper that I should extend an offer of services as a mercenary type traveler to your organization! It is my hope we can join hands, paws, claws, or what have you in friendship and as a member of your esteemed league I can assist you in some way with resolving the worlds many relevant and onerous issues.
Which is to say I would certainly enjoy assisting you with killing oodles and oodles of people.
I gaze forward to your correspondence, until then I remain quivering with anticipation!
Jovially Yours,
Assistant Professor
Viktor