*Bad ink was used in the writing of this message, water lines running down the cheap parchment. A logo at the bottom reads 'The Mighty Pen'. Whoever wrote the letter had terrible handwriting.*
To The Grim,
I have commissioned this letter in response to a very simple message I have received: Peace through Annihilation. This intrigues me greatly and I wish to offer up my services, however illicit they may be.
The weak will fall.
Magnanimously yours,
Caspryn Zeeblebrix IV
*There's a red smudge at the bottom of the letter. It looks like... lip color?*
A message on cheap vellum
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