A Crudely Scawled Letter
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:51 am
*Sloppy handwriting covers the single piece of parchment. As you attempt to read it, you make out a crudely written message in Orcish*
Greetin’s mon!
I hope dat I sen’ this letta’ to da right place because it took mah a good while. Anways, mon I be writtin’ dis letta’ to da Grim! I was enticed by yo’ truthful accusations an’ stuff of da Horde! I tinks dat Thrall be gettin’ a bit soft on da alliance dogs. Dey have taken everythin’ from us Trolls, includin’ our elda’ Sen’jin! Mon, I don’ play aroun’ when I says dat we has ta put da Horde back on da side o da Voodoo! We must act ferocious and rip da toe-nails off o’ every alliance ant we meet; ooooh, an’ we should shrink der heads too! Anyways mon, mah name be Goraz Zan’jin. I be one dat sticks to da shadows and gets tings done witout anaboda’ noticin’. Ya might be callin’ me a rogue. Mah stomach is rumblin’ mon… I need dat four course meal bout’ now…
*The letter you are reading seems to have a smudge of ink on it after the hunger episode. However, underneath the smudge you notice a continuation of the letter*
Oh mon, dat was awesome… ya know I rolled up a Rhobar an’ smoked it… I feel pretty good mon… dat food hit da spot too. Anyways mon, I hope ya be keepin’ in touch wit me. I would love ta off mah skills to ya, mon. As ya say, peace through annihilation!
*you find an ugly signature below the letter*
-Goraz Zan’jin, da Unseen
Greetin’s mon!
I hope dat I sen’ this letta’ to da right place because it took mah a good while. Anways, mon I be writtin’ dis letta’ to da Grim! I was enticed by yo’ truthful accusations an’ stuff of da Horde! I tinks dat Thrall be gettin’ a bit soft on da alliance dogs. Dey have taken everythin’ from us Trolls, includin’ our elda’ Sen’jin! Mon, I don’ play aroun’ when I says dat we has ta put da Horde back on da side o da Voodoo! We must act ferocious and rip da toe-nails off o’ every alliance ant we meet; ooooh, an’ we should shrink der heads too! Anyways mon, mah name be Goraz Zan’jin. I be one dat sticks to da shadows and gets tings done witout anaboda’ noticin’. Ya might be callin’ me a rogue. Mah stomach is rumblin’ mon… I need dat four course meal bout’ now…
*The letter you are reading seems to have a smudge of ink on it after the hunger episode. However, underneath the smudge you notice a continuation of the letter*
Oh mon, dat was awesome… ya know I rolled up a Rhobar an’ smoked it… I feel pretty good mon… dat food hit da spot too. Anyways mon, I hope ya be keepin’ in touch wit me. I would love ta off mah skills to ya, mon. As ya say, peace through annihilation!
*you find an ugly signature below the letter*
-Goraz Zan’jin, da Unseen