-The envelope looks like it's seen better days. Crumpled, dirty, a little rip, and kinda bulged out from what I HOPE is just the paper inside. As you open it, you see that the letter inside isn't much better. It's crudely written in a mix of Zandali, and Orcish, with a few side notes written in another language-
Greetins.
I've heerd that you ar daones who be tryin to fix some tings out with dem Allys... Wish ya swords.
I have just r'turned frum dat Northrend afta... Tings of stuff, an' would like ta juin wit a gruup dat likes ta fight more den... Me last ones.
-a few scribbles appear here-
Crap! Why didn' I learn 'ow ta write in tis languuge...
Well... I guess tats all I have to say... Hope to talk to one of yu Hordes soon.
-a few more scribbles can be seen at the bottom. Looks like an attempt to write a signature, but failed and given up upon-
-Yeah, it was peanut butter-
A very dirty, crumpled envelope... Is that peanut butter?
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