To whomsoever,
I have been contacted to oversee and manage an unknown number of your employees. My qualifications and recommendations are attached (a long list of obscure names and events is pinned to the bottom of the paper). I have been told by the preliminary interviewer that I have a follow-up interview Friday evening. If you find any of this in error, I urge you to contact your employee for clarification.
Sincerely, Einang.
A crinkled piece of parchment sticking out of a stack of papers
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