Simple Letter
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 2:43 am
Within a nondescript, sealed envelope, a message is hastily scrawled on Steamwheedle stationery:
To The Grim,
Hiya! My name's Nizzie and I'm a bruiser for Gazlowe in Ratchet. Every day I get to play babysitter for Alliance mercenaries on their way from the docks to the battlefield. They're ugly, they're stuck-up, and frankly, I've wanted to put every one of them in the ground since the day I took this job. We take their coin and they go and torch a village. The boss says being neutral is good for business, but I think he forgot everything the Horde has done for him.
Anyway, my contract is almost up, and I've got a lot of gnome-bashing to catch up on! I asked around, and everyone says you guys are the best. I've got my own armor and my own whackers. How's that work for you? Write back!
Nizzie Stiffwidget
To The Grim,
Hiya! My name's Nizzie and I'm a bruiser for Gazlowe in Ratchet. Every day I get to play babysitter for Alliance mercenaries on their way from the docks to the battlefield. They're ugly, they're stuck-up, and frankly, I've wanted to put every one of them in the ground since the day I took this job. We take their coin and they go and torch a village. The boss says being neutral is good for business, but I think he forgot everything the Horde has done for him.
Anyway, my contract is almost up, and I've got a lot of gnome-bashing to catch up on! I asked around, and everyone says you guys are the best. I've got my own armor and my own whackers. How's that work for you? Write back!
Nizzie Stiffwidget