A bleached shell
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:14 am
Arriving via the goblin post is what appears to be a large turtle shell, bleached white by the sun and painted with a smattering of red runes. Stuffed inside is a message on vellum, penned by a skilled scribe in orcish bearing the heavy accent of the forest trolls.
Upon closer inspection, the turtle shell is revealed to actually be composed of sections of skulls, each skillfully carved from a different race of the Alliance, and sewn together in the natural pattern of a sea turtle's armor.Krae'jin wrote:Grim bruddahs,
Da stinky pinkskinned dogs be goin' one step too fah! Huntin' da loggah'eads an' leathahbacks o' my deah tribe! Da offense! We be now gettin' in da business o' cleansin' da seas. No moah turtle soup for joo, Alliance gluttons! Da Grim tortoise be sailin' ovah ya 'eads!
Ol' Krae'jin got ya back, Grim. Peace tru annihlation!