A folded bundle of paper of various size and colors

[Sunderpalm]

Greetings Horde Guilds,

You have been chosen as one of few guilds to have the chance to acquire the amazing skills of the up and coming premier Healer for Hire (H4H), Finderfix! His skills are undeniable, unbelievable, and downright unforgettable! He single-handedly saved Thrall and put the Trade Prince in his place, with a bit of help from his associate Felicitas. He will do whatever you ask, for the right price. Accompanying this once in a lifetime offer you will find a resume, completely reliable references, past invoices with previous clients showing work done and payment recieved, and a contract stating the guild's legal obligations upon accepting Finderfix as one of your own.

Profit,
Finderfix

[Greebo]

*Greebo throws the damn pamphlet in the trash along with advertisements for Greener Shinier Skin and Troll-For-One-Baked-Bread-And-Cheese "Always Troll, Always Baked".*