Fellow warriors of the Horde,
I am saddened I could not meet you in person but as I sit here listening to this Blood Elf cry about his broken nail, I could not help but realize there is only one faithful deadly guild still in Azeroth. I wish to join your ranks and look forward to driving my claws into those reckless yellow-belly Alliance!
I'd keep writing but some idiot just let in a bunch of Twilight Hammer Assassins.
Contact me,
Winde
1000 Moonglade Ave p.o. box 12139
You see a manuscript entitled "To: The Grim"
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