Hey! Your bell is broken! And your window seems a little wonky, too – definitely like that when I showed up. You got space in there for a lone ‘lock? And her demons? And her future trophy case of ‘Best Gobbie Ever’ awards? Come on – I know you do, I’ve been out here for twenty minutes, knocking, looking in and staring at it! What’s a lady have to try to get you people to open the door around here? In case you don’t know, goblins don’t come with a whole lot of fur. It’s cold outside! Open up! Or else there’s another window fixin’ to be a ‘little wonky’, too!
~ Kalair, the goblin waiting outside
(By the way, if you ever need new windows, I know a guy who knows a guy that can get you deals that’ll knock your socks off. You guys wear socks, right? Well, to everyone who’s not a Tauren, you better hang on to ‘em. Come to think of it, everyone who’s not a Troll, too. And some of you Forsaken folks. Hey, if you kids ever want to look into buying socks, I know a guy who knows a guy...)
A letter tied to a rock hurled through a window
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