is a pale blue envelope surrounded by a glimmering priest's shield protecting it from any elements daring to mar its pristine quality.
To whom it may concern at the Grim headquarters:
I, Khelas Winamere II, have attained the highest pleasure of conducting a conversation with Lady Kailei this afternoon, three days prior to the Pilgrim's Bounty festival.
Upon exchanging words, I have been deeply moved to take up arms against the Alliance!
My previous fierce battles against Silvermoon's gnomes are a testament to what I as a simple tailor can achieve! I'm sure you've heard of them...
Now, within completion of my training with a fine elven profession, I wish to put my finest disciplined skills to the test!
Aside from this, I also make house calls to refurbish clothed couches and match curtains. My bandages are second to none and experts hands such as mine are all that is needed to patch up our honorable tabards after (or possibly during) a battle!
Enclosed is the document that has been requested of me.
May no wind carry it away. I simply could not live with dirtying such a fine scroll with a rock atop it to weigh it down.
Alas, I drone on as usual. Scrolls can be so beautiful to write on.
Yours truly,
Khelas Winamere II,
tailor-scribe-priest-model of Silvermoon
Nestled atop a thin, golden book stand...
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