A rigid rectangle of metal, shaped to look like a normal letter envelope, but bulkier than normal. The outside has clearly been polished recently to the point you can catch your reflection in it. Even considering its metal layer, it seems heavier than it should be. Upon opening the latch, a multitude of colours spark into your face, a small gout of flame rising from one corner of the quickly heating metal envelope. A piece of parchment springs out into the air, the paper holding a slick texture as the flames seem unable to ignite it.
Dear Grim
To whomever may be reading this, I am wishing to inform you that I am applying to return to The Grim. Hopefully this won't be a complicated matter. I will be waiting hopefully for your reply.
P.S. If you are wondering about why I would make this letter so unique, the answer is: why not?
Sincerely Felsyn
The envelope scalding hot now, sparks pitifully rolling out less and less, and your eyebrows now missing from your face. It isn't clear if this was a mistake, some harmless fun or a subtle threat.
A shiiny metal envelope
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A shiiny metal envelope
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