<The Grim>
To Whom It May Concern:
Through the proverbial grapevine during my stay in Thunder Bluff over a couple of stiff stouts, your order was brought up and discussed in great detail. To say the very least, if only a mere ten percent of what was described was true, I'd still be extremely interested. After further investigation, I was able to ascertain procedures required of a prospect to obtain an interview. Attached is my application. I look forward to meeting with one of your astute representatives.
Sincerely,
Knight Emil Smith
Attached Application
Folded, Bleached Parchment with Golden Borders
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